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Aɳɗ I'ɱ Pɑtʀyk!

And together we are-

Coмpleтely and υттerly gay!

*Lɑugɦร* Yɛp! Sѳ tѳɗɑy, wɛ ɦɑѵɛ gʀѳupɛɗ up รѳɱɛ ѳԲ ѳuʀ Բɑѵѳʀitɛ gɑy ʝѳkɛร!

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Boтн: Leт'ѕ do тнιѕ! Hoмoѕeхυally!

Paul: *Smokes his crooked cigar*

Patryk: Hey Paul!

Paul: Yeah?

Patryk: What's long, hard and skin colored?*Smirks*

Paul: ...*Blushes*... Wh-What?

Patryk: MY LEG!!!

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Patryk: *Watches as Tom and Tord atomp away from each other*... Jeez.

Paul: My my, all that sexual tension between Tom and The Leader... They are seriously gayer than us.

Both: Confirmed.

Tom and Tord: 😡

Both:*Run*

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Paul: Hey, Patryk?

Pat: Yeah?

Paul: Isn't it funny that me, you and Tord, three gay men, are in the Cockpit?

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Tom: Hey Tord?

Tord: What.*Hand drops to his gun*

Tom: *Gets close*What is connected to your body and sticks up when you see me and all the time?

Tord:... *Mouth opens a bit* *No words*

Tom:... Your hair you negative bastard.*Walks away smirking*

Tord:... *Growls lovingly*

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Both: And many more! But that's all, Tord's coming... If he found we took it from his holy like room we're fucked! Bye!

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