Virat realizing that it's been three days since he hosted a talk show

Cheeku: Hi, hello and welcome to today's episode of Coffee With Cheeku!

Cheeku: Today, unfortunately, a guest will be joining.

Cheeku: Put your hands together and don't clap, for Mr.Nags!

{*Mr.Nags joins the call*}

{*Virat presses the booing button on the crowd reaction*}

Cheeku: Hello, Mr.Nags 

Mr.Nags: Hello, Wirat

Cheeku: I'm not happy to have you on this show, but how happy are you?

{*Mr.Nags is very confused*}

Mr.Nags: How come you are so polite with other guests but not me?

Cheeku: Because the other guests I care about

{*Everyone cheers at the savage roast*}

Mr.Nags: I am weary happy to be here

Cheeku: {*muttering*} I'm not

Mr.Nags: Let's get started?

Cheeku: Alright!

Cheeku: This first round is called, Random Questions

Mr.Nags: Alright

Cheeku: Virat Kohli, what do you think when you hear that name?

Mr.Nags: An annoying cricketer who's full of himself

Cheeku: {*deep breaths*}

Cheeku: You've been interviewed by Ash before, who's the better host? Me or Him?

Mr.Nags: Ashwin is my protégé, he's doing decently

Cheeku: {*makes a mental note to tell Ash*}

Cheeku: Inflate-Deflate Strataji

Mr.Nags: I NEED MY COPYRIGHT!

Cheeku: sghfiugherugiperghdifgr

Cheeku: Dev called you the most annoying person in the RCB squad, your thoughts?

Mr.Nags: That insolent little-

Cheeku: I'd be careful, he has more fans than you

Mr.Nags: DO YOU AND WASHINGTON SUNDAR HAVE NOTHING TO DO EXCEPT ROAST ME?

Cheeku: Not our fault that you're an easy target

Virat imagining what would happen if Mr.Nags met Hardik

Cheeku: Alright, do you think that you get enough respect in RCB?

Mr.Nags: Insolent people! None of you respect me

Cheeku: Be glad you're not fired {*muttering*}

Cheeku: I (Virat Kohli) have threatened to throw you out of a plane before, you're thoughts?

Mr.Nags: Someone should go make him do Yoga, so much anger!

Cheeku: {*confused*}

Cheeku: You know, Yoga might be a good idea. I've been tolerating this guy since 2015

Mr.Nags: And, Wirat, is it true that you can find true love by looking for dandruff?

Cheeku: What-?

Mr.Nags: That's how you met Anushka

Cheeku: {*anger rising*}

Cheeku: RIA! I KNOW YOU'RE HERE!

Ria: What do you want? {*Ria instructing the cameraman to stop filming*}

Cheeku: Can't I interview someone else?

Ria: No

{*Ria leaves*}

Cheeku: {*struggling to come up with an excuse to leave*}

Cheeku: That's all for this episode of Coffee With Cheeku-

Mr.Nags: WAIT! I haven't told you about all the tortures I go through-

Cheeku: {*cuts the call*}

I really tortured Virat with this episode didn't I?

Virat will be interviewing Shreyas Iyer next!

angelice_hale

Grajesh123

You've been pestering me about this episode, no worries! Bc here it comes.