Authors Note: Sanjana is too busy and so is Jassi, so the two of them will be on the show AFTER ishan and rishabh

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Hardik: Hello, and Hi!

Virat: They're the same thing, Hardik. They're both greetings

Hardik: Bhaiya please. This is my show.

Virat: Excuse me? I'll leave then-

Hardik: BHAI! PLEASE-

Hardik: Hello, and Welcome. { *Glares at Virat*}

Virat: In Today's Episode we're welcoming not TWO but FOUR young talents!

Hardik: Put your hands together--

Virat: Are they going to say 'Namaste'? Why are you asking them to put their hands together,

Hardik: Clap your hands.

Hardik: There, happy?

Virat: Maybe

Hardik: Let's welcome Shubman Gill and Ishan Kishan!

Virat: Along with Washington Sundar and Rishabh Pant!

{ *All Four Come In*}

{*Cameraman sighs with relief that he won't feel single today*}

Ishan: I have a complaint,

Virat: Kya?

Ishan: In the first episode we had Karan, that's alright just one single dude.

Ishan: In the next one was, Virushka. Great they were #couplegoals

Ishan: And then Mayank and Ashita, and today Jassi and Sanjana were supposed to come

Hardik: Are you going to tell us your complaint or continue narrating the schedule of the Tea Tent?

Ishan: My Complaint is, why the heck did you bring me here with this guy? {*Gestures To Shubman*}

Hardik: Wait... are you a couple?

Shub and Ishan: NO! NEVER-

Shub: What we're asking is why bring us to a couples show?

Virat: Ask Ria or somethin-

{*Rishabh and Washee's bromance going on in the side*}

Virat: Arrey yaar! It's Kulcha 2.0!

Hardik: Get your butts on the chairs so that we can get this interview over with,

{*The only happy person in the entire set is the cameraman, he won't have to feel single today*}

Virat: First Question, Messi or Ronaldo

Ishan: Ronaldo

Shub: Ronaldo

Rishabh: Ronaldo

Washi: Ronaldo

Hardik: Bhai, why do you ask everyone this?

Virat: They're on my team, I have to make sure I don't have any backstabbers called 'Messi Fans' in my team.

Hardik: Right, let's play a game.

Hardik: It's called Two Truths and A Lie

Hardik: Right so there will be two truths and a lie, but you have to also guess who it is.

Hardik: First one,

I have played with the two of you during U19 days.

I don't have a girlfriend

I've debuted before Rishabh

Rishabh: Hands Down Washi, and the lie is three.

Ishan: Uh... Wash? A little help

Wash: Shubman, why are you so silent?

Shub: I have to agree with Rishabh,

Wash: I'm offended, only Rishabh knew that it was me.

{*Rishabh and Washi high five*}

Wash: So yeah, I played with Ishan and Rishabh during 2019 U19, and I didn't debut before Rishabh.

Ishan: Wait.. You don't have a girlfriend?

Wash: WHY DOES EVERYONE BRING THAT UP?

Hardik: Alright next round, How well do you know me.

Hardik: We're going to ask a series of questions about Shubman and you have to answer them.

Ishan: Okay,

Virat: Has Shubman Scored 350 Runs in a single innings before?

Washi: Yes,

Virat: Pakka Washee?

Washi: Yep

Ishan: No, I think he might have scored like 200ish but 350?

Rishabh: Yeah, I don't think so either

Shub: Washi, your my new favorite friend.

Shub: I love how much confidence you have in me, Rishabh and Ishan

Ishan: BRO! YOU ACTUALLY SCORED 350?

Shub: I've scored 400 before,

Shub: During U16 days I scored 350

Wash: Ha! {*high fives Shubman*}

Virat: Viewers, we've found our next Ashwin.

Hardik: The next human cricket info book-

Virat: Alright next question is about Ishan, Is Ishan Superstitious?

Shub: Nope,

Washi: ...No?

Rishabh: I don't think so

Ishan: Wow, you guys hang out with me too much. You all got it right.

Virat: Alright next one is about Rishabh, Is Rishabh the 5th youngest players to lead an IPL side?

Shub, Washi, and Ishan: Yes.

Hardik: Kitna speed!

Ishan: He never lets us forget it like at the middle of the night you'll get a message,

Shub: You'll wake up, completely panicked, and be like: IS HE OKAY?

Washi: And the message would end up being 'Currently in a meeting as captain, message me later!'

Shub: Like bro, we didn't even message you! AND WHO HAS A MEETING AT 12 AM?

Rishabh: {*Laughing at how annoyed they are*}

Shub: Did I ever rub it in his face that I was the winning vice-captain of the U19 cricket team?

Ishan: I WAS HIS CAPTAIN DURING HIS U19 DAYS!

Washi: And I was that all-rounder chilling in the side 😎😂

Hardik: {*high fives Washi*}

Virat: Alright so that's not all for this episode of The Tea Tent

Hardik: Tune in tomorrow for the continuation of this Wholesome Foursome!