Hardik: Hello, everyone.

Hardik: Welcome, the very first episode of The Tea Tent!

Hardik: A show where I'll be fifty times more controversial than my first ever guest.

Hardik: Don't applaud, because here comes Karan Johar!

{*Camera shifts To Karan*}

{*Karan is glaring at Hardik*}

Hardik: Let's welcome my co-host, the amazing Indian Cricket Team Captain.

Hardik: VIRAT KOHLI!

Virat: Hey, Hardik

Hardik: How are you Virat?

Virat: Good, thank you very much. How are you?

Hardik: Great!

Karan: (*polite cough*)

Virat: Hardik, go get him some cough medicine. Preferably some of the bitter ones.

Hardik: Dang, Virat! You're on fire

Karan: Virat, what did I ever do to you?

Virat: A few things, I'll take the time to list them. 1) Anushka told me what type of person you are. Second, you insulted my kiddo, Rahul.

Hardik: (*Polite Cough*)

Virat: You're excused, Hardik.

Hardik: I was there too, in the Koffee With Karan episode

Virat: I Know, I'm playing favorites 😙

Hardik: I know you love me,

Virat: Sure, let's go with that.

Karan: Excuse me?

Virat: You're excused

Hardik: (*snickering*)

Hardik: Alright the first round is simple, we ask you a ton of questions that are super controversial and will embarrass the heck out of you.

Karan: *silence*

Virat: I'll ask the first question,

Virat: You're trolled brutally for being the flag bearer of nepotism. Would you deny this accusation?

Karan: Of course-

Virat: Really? You launched Varun Dhawan and Alia Bhat, Ananya Pandey-

Karan: Why don't I get the credit of Siddarth Malhotra?

Karan: I launched a few dozen directors as well

Virat: Can you name them?

Karan: uh... I...

Hardik: This is fun, I get why he likes his show now!

Hardik: So... Anushka Sharma, My Bhabi, was going to file a sexual harassment case on you, and so was Jaqueline. What about these accusations?

Virat: (*Cracking knuckles*)

Virat: Be honest, Anushka Sharma's beloved Husband, who has more influence than you is watching you...

Karan: ...

Karan: I think I have more influence-

Virat: Who's the one who has over 100 Million Followers?

Karan: ... You...

Virat: Who has fans?

Karan: You...

Virat: Who here has the support of Ranbir Kapoor, MS Dhoni, Sachin Tendulkar, and I can name so much more...

Karan: You...

Virat: I'd be careful in what you say, 😁

Hardik: Besides, Anushka Sharma has a few cricket teams who are willing to beat up people for her.

Virat: Specifically a few people named KL Rahul and Hardik Pandya

Hardik: Don't forget Steve Smith, he's a rather big fan of Anushka. So are a few Aussie cricketers.

Karan: (*gulp*)

{Fans are cheering}

Karan: I do admit, I had a bit of a crush on her-

Virat: EXCUSE ME?!

Hardik: (*grinning cause Virat will destroy Karan*)

Virat: Moving on, answer the question

Karan: Like I said, I had a crush...

Virat: You're also one of the most hated men in the world, which a lot cricketers agree with.

Hardik: What's your reaction to that?

Karan: ...

Karan: Can I go-?

Ria: I'm the director, and I say no.

Virat: A Person once said, that they'd give the book for film direction for dummies to you.

Karan: Ouch... I beg to disagree

Hardik: I have to agree with Imran Khan, he's speaking the truth.

Hardik: What college did you go to?

Karan: ...

Virat: What made you want to ruin the name of Bollywood movies?

Hardik: Excuse my amazing captain, he means why did you decide to direct movies?

Karan: I love making up stories, and I thought why not share it with the world

Virat: Keep it to yourself buddy,

Virat: A lot of accusations have been made at you, but this one is the most recent

Virat: Sushant Singh Rajput

Virat: MS was good friends with the guy, and I saw him a lot around the team.

Hardik: amazing guy...

Virat: So. People say that his death is on your hands, what's you're response?

Karan: He and I were close-

Virat: See! Lying!

Karan: Fine, he and I had our share of disagreements. But that doesn't mean I wanted to kill him-

Hardik: You know, let's bring our speacial guest

{KL Rahul Joins The Call}

Rahul: Hey, Hardik and Virat

Virat: Hey,

Karan: {*cursing himself for agreeing to the interview*}

Virat: Anything you want to say to Karan, Rahul?

Rahul: Nothing, he's not worth using up a whole three seconds for