Virat: Hello everyone! After a very random break, we're back!

Hardik: Bhai, I'm the main host. I should be the one who introduces.

Virat: Hardik... I'm still your captain

Hardik: Who said that I'm the main host? Whoever it is, is an idiot!

Virat: *triumph moment*

Hardik: Ok, so let's welcome our guests-

Virat: THE GABBA GANG!

{ Shubman enters }

{ Washington enters }

{ Rishabh Enters }

{ Pujara Enters }

{ Nattu Enters }

{ Jinks Enters }

{ Virat reenters }

{Ash enters  }

{ Shardul Enters }

{ The pain of typing so many names enters }

Shubman: Again, why have you brought us to a couples show?

Washington: This is my third time here- Do you not have other guests to call?

Rishabh: Isha, before you ask, I'm not cheating on you with Washi.

Jinks: Hello, Virat! 

Hardik: Jinks Bhai, I'm here too

Jinks: I noticed your existence but chose to ignore it so that I could greet my friend.

Ash: Hey, Virat.

Hardik: ...

Hardik: IM HERE TOO

Shardul: Hi, hardik

Hardik: THANK YOU!

Nattu: ..

Hardik: Let's jump into the interview before others decide to ignore me! 

Hardik: The first question I have is, How do you feel after the Gabba victory?

Shubman: About that, I have a complaint.

Hardik: Seriously? Did you talk to Ishan Kishan before coming here?

Shubman: Like, they said go quarantine, right?

Ash: Yes.

Shubman: So you know, I follow orders like a good human. I open Instagram, feeling bored out of my mind. And then I see Natarajan having a. Literal. Fesitval.

Nattu: {*shifts on his seat awkwardly*}

Shubman: I see Jinks cutting a kangaroo cake and Washi adopting a dog and naming it 'Gabba'

Nattu: I didn't know there was going to be a festival 

Shubman: You made me feel so lonely

Hardik: Alright, I have stirred a rivalry between Shubman and Natarajan, I feel satisfied.

Shubman: Not a rivalry, just a slight jealously.

Virat: Alright, I'm going to ask a question next, Which Bhabi did you hang out with a lot?

Rishabh: Prithi Didi

Shardul: Prithi didi

Ash: They spent more time with my wife than I could-

Washi: Yea, I spent a lot of time with Prithi Akka

Virat: So I noticed on Instagram that you were with Akhira a lot.

Washi: There is a hilarious story behind that.

Ash: Rishabh, Shardul, Akhira and Aadhya became best friends.

Hardik: So what's the story?

Washi: I always hang out with Prithi Didi, since she's also from Tamil Nadu. Naturally, I'm around Akhira and Aadhya around. 

Hardik: This is something everyone in ICT knows

Washi: Since Rishabh is the babysitter, Prithi Akka asked him to watch Akhira

Rishabh: I'll take it from here, You'll embarrass the heck out of me. Akhira wanted to hang out with Washi instead of me, she called me a few things in Tamil.

Washi: I believe it was 'Overgrown Buffalo' and 'Let me go, You Pumpkin'

Rishabh: {*glares at Washi*} And, I pranked her by dressing up as a ghost.

Washi: Correction, you scared the life out of her and made her cry.

Rishabh: So, feeling guilty I asked her what she wanted me to do so that she'd forgive me.

Washi: {*struggling to control laughter*} Akhira being clever asked Rishabh to be her butler for a day.

Rishabh: That was painful.

Washi: My favorite part was when she made you wear a tutu and act like a fairy!

Shubman: WASHI! YOU STILL HAVEN'T SENT ME A PHOTO OF THAT-

Washi: Sending it now, {*laughing*}

Shardul: Don't forget the red lipstick! 🤣😂

Rishabh: {*glaring at everyone*}

Mayank: HIIII!!!

Pujara: NOT YOU-

Mayank: Why, isn't it the 'Send Me To My Doom' Guy

Pujara: FOR GODS SAKE! I GAVE YOU A GAURD

Mayank: STILL DOOM

Jinks: This is like our group chat now... 

Ash: Insane?

Jinks: Yes.

Hardik: GUYS! WE'RE REALLY OFF TOPIC HERE

Everyone: {*ignores Hardik*}

Virat: How did Shardul and Akhira become friends?

Rishabh: They bonded over my make over.

Nattu: ...

Washi: {*bickering with Rishabh and Shubman*}

Ash: {*talking with Jinks about the best pitch for 'New India'*}

Hardik: Alright, I have a question for Ash and Washi

Washi: Hm?

Ash: Better be good.

Hardik: I've noticed that out of all of the indian cricket team, you and Washi keep in touch with your family a lot more than all of us. How and Why?

Washi: Why is an easy one.

Washi: If I don't do that, I won't have a home to get back to.

Ash: Exactly.

Ash: How is again simple, I just remember that I'll be kicked out of the house if I don't call, all of sudden I can press the call button on my phone.

Ria: CUT! I'm tired of typing so let's take a break.

Virat: So! Tune back in tomorrow to see the continuation of 'Gabba Gang'