Virat: Hello, everyone! 

Virat: Hardik is currently missing, I don't know why. But he messaged me something about Anushka shoving him into a closet and laughing like a maniac.

Anushka: Well, hello there!

Anushka: Dang it, I knew I should have taken his phone

Virat: Well, I'm happy that I'm hosting the show with you today!

Anushka: I know right, we make a plenty better pair of anchors compared to you and Hardik { *hairflips with a laugh*}

Anushka: I shoved Hardik into a closet and usurped his place as an anchor because I love this couple so much! I just needed to help interview them!

Anushka: Also, Virat knows nothing about the film industry so it would just be awkward silence... So he needs my help.

Virat: LETS WELCOME DEEPIKA AND RANVEER! { *changing topic*}

Deepika: Hiii! { *hugs Anushka*}

Ranveer: Hey, Anushka! 

Virat: Yes, I'll just sit here existing until you two notice me.

Virat: Lets get started with the questions?

Deepika: Ok!

Anushka: Okay so, Deepika, your an amazing actress. For example that sigh in Tamasha, man! That was amazing!

Deepika: Thank you! But the way you played your role in Zero! 

Virat: { *cough* }

Anushka: I'm getting off topic, but what do you look for in a script?

Deepika: I look for a charector that's you know, well scripted and that the story isn't cliche.

Anushka: Yeah! Like your role in Piku. 

Deepika: Exactly, that charector was so well written, I felt free to display my emotions in the charector.

Anushka: So Ranveer, what do you look for?

Ranveer: {*clears throat*} If I want to do a role, and I feel it might suit me. I do it. I'm very straightforward and simple.

Virat: I have no clue what's going on.

Virat: Alright my question is a bit like Hardik, Is there any tension between you two? Since both of you dated Ranveer? {*Points at Anushka and Deepika*}

Anushka & Deepika: Nope!

Deepika: Sometimes we actually talk about how much of an idiot Ranveer is at sometimes.

Anushka: And his odd fashion style!

Deepika: Yeah! That too!

Ranveer: Is this the tea tent or gang up on Raveer Singh Show?

Anushka: Both

Virat: Alright so... Both of you are besties who like each other more than their respective husbands

Anushka: Jealous, are we?

Virat: Slightly

Deepika: This is more like a Virusha interview than a DeepVeer 😂😂

Virat: Alright next question, people are starting to consider you the queen of Bollywood. What's your opinion on that.

Deepika: That's Aishwarya Rai Bachan, not me

Virat: Your friends with Ranbir Kapoor, and so is Anushka. What are your opinions on him?

Anushka: Irritating Clown Who is Clingy But Entertaining

Deepika: Agreed,

Virat: I'm ending this interview

Ranveer: I feel like a third wheel with my own wife currently

Virat: Agreed!