Harry's P.O.V.
"HARRY LOOK AT THT FUCKIN' SHIT RIGHT THERE."
"Frank its just a Car thats pink calm down." I said, thinking of why I am always with Frank.
Because he has dem toazty memez
And hoes.
"NO LOOK, SOMEONES BANGING IN THE BACK!"
"LETS WATCH!" I said, grabbing Binoculars and looking through the window.

~~~~LATER~~~~

"I can't look at my penis the same anymore." I said, packing in the bags and closing the turdmobile door and pouring gallons of holy water in my eyes since we just saw Shrek and Fiona doing it and Donkey traumitized.
"HARRY YOU'RE A PENIS OKAY. YOU GOTTA GROW SOME BALLS, MAYBE SOME HAIR BUT GET SOME BALLS MAN. I WANT A FUCKING BITCH THAT WOULD LEMME DO HER LIKE THEY DO."
I quivered trying not to think about Shreks enormous Co-
"HARRY WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE KEYS!?"
"They're right here."
"WHERE?"
"Up My Ass."
"YOU BEST START SHITTING BEFORE I BEAT YO ASS WITH A FUCKIN WOODEN SPOON."
I jumped in fear and hugged my knees.
"FRANK NOT THE SPOON PLEASE I'M SORRY I'M SORRY!"
"BEST BE SORRY YOU SHIT! NOW GIVE UP THE KEYS YA FUCKBOI."
I threw him the keys in fear of the power of the spoons penetrabale powers on my ass.

~~~~~~LATER~~~~~~

"HARRY GET THE BAGS OFF."
"Fineeeeee ugggghhhhhh."
"STOP MOANING, YO HOES AIN'T ON THAT DICK ANYMORE ANYWAYS."
"FUCK YOU FRANK I GET MORE THAN YOU!"
Frank than came up to my face.
"Fuck you say boi, Ill beat yo ass with the spoon, the plastic one."
I than moved back in fear and pissed myself.
"NO NO NOT THE PLASTIC SPOON FRANK THATS WORSE THAN SATAN FUCKING ME!!!"
"THAN GET THE FUCKING BAGS OFF YOU SHIT."
I then got the bags off and took em inside.
"PAPA FRANKU IS HOME FUCKSTICKS."
I put the bags on the table and thats when Max and Ian came running.
"Oh now you came with the shit, what'd you do, fuck a duck?"
"Ian we didn't just fuck some ducks, WE SAW SHREK FUCKIN FIONA AND HIS GINARMOUS COCK!"
Frank made me have a vietnam flashback.
Ian backed up and stared at Frank and said.
"What're you fuckin' gay?"
"MAYBE, I ONLY POPPED A HALF BONER WHEN I WATCH MAGIC MIKE XXL... LETS JUST MAKE THIS CAKE."
Dear lord this'll be shit.