A/n: chuyện ngắn update rằng tôi còn sống, và vẫn đang viết những chương khác
Đây là textfic.
Và là tiếng anh...và harem:)

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Y/n:
Sighh...
I.. Just want a boyfriend

Kiyoko:
Its about time bitch❗

Sugarawa:

Oikawa:
Y/n-chan wants a BOYFRIEND?
HAH!
They bouta choose me! 🤡🤙🤙

Ushijima:
No, my wife will choose me, right wife?

Kuroo:
Yall just bein delusional, they gonna choose me😻

Y/n:
Alright, what are my options?

Hinata:
Options? OOH ME ME ME!

Kageyama:
BOKE HINATA BOKE

Bokuto:
AGAASHIIII I WANNA BE AN OPTION TOO!!

Akaashi:
Yea.. Same..

Yachi:
Can i be an option? 🥺

Kiyoko:
Alright, so these ones has a lot of money and he would treat you good and you'd be set for life..

Y/n:
...

Kenma:
I'm an.. Option?
Tho i'm glad

Kuroo:
HAH! I'M AN OPTION, SUCKS TO BE YOU GUYS!!

Tsukishima:
Stop it i can hear your hyenas laugh from here.

Atsumu:
NOT THE HYENAS LAUGHSHSJD-

Sakusa:
How digusting, they would never choose you.

Kuroo:
They would, right?

Y/n:
...

Kuroo:
Right??

👁️💧👄💧👁️

Kiyoko:
Umh..,this one would be really really nice to you, and they treat treat their mom well.

t

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These guys are like totally obsessed with you and inlove with youu

Y/n:
Hes cuteee, the last one but ill consider 🙈

Bokuto:
HEY HEY HEYYY!!Y/N SAID THAT IM CUTE!!
YOU SEE THAT AGAASHI!?

Akaashi:
Quite jealous of you ngl..
But get it i guess

Atsumu:
Hey siri, how to kill a hoe without getting caught...

Osamu:
Ion know who that is-

Kiyoko:
Uh these are also some very good ones

Y/n:
Hm.......

Ushijima:
I'm glad that i'm also an option.

Oikawa:
Bro stop talking so formal! 👽👽

Osamu:
Hm, i'm also an option, thats great:)

Suna:
Im also an option?
Cool...kinda want to be chosen tho

Hinata:
HAH! I'M ALSO AN OPTION!

Kageyama:
OI HINATA BOKE!
I WONT LOOSE TO YOU!

Kiyoko:
Umh so this one doesnt want you at all...

So ignore that one...

Sakusa:
What

Atsumu:
Omi? Yeah he is not the romantic lover type

Osamu:
Seems like it.

Sakusa:
Who said i dont want y/n?

Kiyoko:
...

Nishinoya:
WHATSHGDUDGDJ

Tsukishima:
The simp at it again.

Yamaguchi:
Arent you simping for them too?

Tsukishima:
Urusai.

Yamaguchi:
Gomen tsuki

Kiyoko:
🤡
And uh this one-

Y/n:
Wa-wait why doenst that guy want me?

Kiyoko:
Doesnt matter he will treat you like shit anyway...

Sakusa:
Why do i feel like im being attack indirectly.

Kiyoko:
And he is afraid of touching so ignore it!

Y/n:
Bu-but whats his name?

Kiyoko:
You have all these options above-!?

Y/n:
Yea-yeah i want that one! The one who doesnt want me..
Thats- thats the one i want..

Kiyoko:
This stupid bitch..
Dumb
Dumb as fuck...

Y/n:
Can i have that one please-?

Kiyoko:
Sure, take him, idgaf...

Kiyoko is now offline

Sakusa:
So...
Date at 2am?
I hate crowded place...

Y/n:
AHH💗 SURE WHATEVER U WANT!

Sakusa is now offline
Y/n is now offline

Kuroo:
Get the guns

Akaashi:
Got it.

Ushijima:
Is the machine gun ready?

Atsumu:
Preparing the baseball bat here.

Sugarawa:
Sharpen my knife.

Tendou:
Got the bombs!

Iwaizumi:
Lets get down to business.

Daichi:
To defeat!

Bokuto:
The Sakusa Kiyoomi!!

Yachi:
Guys can we not do the Mulan skit here?
The Author is gonna kill you guys!

Akaashi:
Oh
Then lets make the plan now, shall we?

Kita:
Lets go.