"Despite her trying to bite my head off twice tonight, pushing me off a bridge and growling at me...  I am convinced my heart has found the missing pieces, I have found my siren, thee dame to call mine for the eternity, I shall write a song!”

“You haven't even seen her human side.”

“oh yes, my heart has!”

“hmm.”

“stop giving me that look, I can be seductive and charming-- oof, she's coming, hide me Geralt, hide me!”