you were deciding whether or not to let the kids go to an actual school. on one hand, it was true that they were villain kids. but on another, they really needed to go out and make some friends.

shigaraki and twice were more introverts while toga and dabi were extroverts. there wasn't anything wrong with being either, however, some friends would be nice.

plus, no one would know they're villains since no one would believe it in the first place that they turned back to children.

you sighed as you got the formal documents ready. you called the kids downstairs and they all ran.

"woah woah woah!! slow down!! don't wanna hurt yourselves", you chuckled.

they all looked so cute in their school uniform, especially toga, who have a mini skirt and everything on.

"alright guys, ready for your first day of pre-k? it'll only be for a few hours so I'll be there to pick you up at 12, okay?"

all of them either verbally responded or just nodded. you took two hands in yours, while their hands connected to the others. thus, y'all formed a line of five, with you in the middle.

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"noooo, i don't want to goooo", shigaraki whined. he was clinging onto your pants along with twice.

"todo! himi! come get your brothers please", you said as they were already in the classroom making friends.

they quickly came over to you, with dabi grabbing shigaraki and toga pulling on twice. they reluctantly let go of your pants as you squatted down to their eye level.

"shhh, it's going to be alright, okay? I'll be here to pick you up soon and while you're here, make some new friends".

you kissed toga and dabi's forehead. then shigaraki's and twice's. giving all four of them a hug, they finally entered the classroom.

the teacher was outside greeting parents so she came over to you.

"good morning! nice to mee you. my name's midoriya inko! and your name is?", the woman with green hair kindly asked.

'midoriya..midoriya? like midoriya izuku?', you thought. what are the odds.

"a-ah! sorry, my name is...umm nise (y/n)!" you didn't want to give your last name just in case, so you made up a fake one. literally.

"o-oh! well, it's very nice to meet you ms. nise!! i ensure you that your children will fit right in!", the preppy woman said.

you gave her a warm smile. 'hopefully that's the case'.

after dropping the kids off, you wondered what you should do next. it was definitely weird not having four little ducklings following you around everywhere.

should you kill some people to pass time?? no no, too much work.

maybe actually go on that date with chisaki like you said you would?? ehhh...it's too last minute.

or, you could do what you usually did. before you were given the task of taking care of the four little villain brats.

but what is it that you did? netflix. eat junk food. sleep. murder.

damn. and that was when you realized that you had no hobbies. you had around four hours to spare and you were not about to just stand in the middle of the street and think about your life choices.

"you know what? today, i'm gonna go to the spa, get my nails done, and get myself a 🅱️uuci bag!!"

halfway through prancing to the spa, you realized that you're a temporary mother of four kids. you have absolutely no fucking money.

'damn kurogiri. can't even make enough money for your wife to get herself some nice nails', you fake sobbed as you entered the nail salon anyways.

"welcome to chil—mimi's nail salon! how may I help you?", the lady greeted.

you walked in and slammed a $10 bill on the counter. "make me look like the coolest, baddest
bitc—teen mom!", you said.

"sorry ma'am, but you're gonna need more than just $10", the lady awkwardly said.

you sighed and pulled out four more $10 bills, making a total of $50. "now, make me the coolest, baddest—"

"right this way, ma'am", the lady said as she gestured towards a seat.

you scoffed as she rudely cut off your sentence. taking a seat in front of one of the workers, she asked what type of nails you wanted and what color.

you decided on acrylic, coffin style because you like sending people to their coffi—, nails and the color of black.

classy and bougie.

once they were done, you felt that your nails felt more expensive than yourself, so you went back to the base to change into some tight jeans and a cropped white top. the top had the word "villain" crossed out. underneath the crossed out word, said "vanilla".

you put the round black sunglasses on your head, even though there was barely any sun today, and walked out.

it was time to pick up the kids and pretty them up.

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"m-mom...?", twice asked as he saw you enter the room full of kids and parents who looked concerned.

"yep! that's me! now, let's go get you four some 🅱️ouis 🅱️uitton clothes and a nice pedicure", you said as the four hesitantly followed you out of the classroom.

you sighed and smiled. "am i a cool mom yet?"

"more like crazy than cool—", shigaraki elbowed dabi, making his air vent stop briefly.

"you look very cool, mom!!", toga chanted.

twice just nodded and shigaraki didn't bother giving a reaction.

"oh! by the way momma. ms. inko said that she wanted to have a meeting with all the parents tomorrow", toga informed.

"ms. inko...?", you questioned.

"the lady that was keeping us hostage earlier?", dabi nonchalantly said.

"her name was mido...midor...MIDOROYAL!!", toga exclaimed.

"it's midoriya, stupid". shigaraki scoffed. how he was siblings with these other kids were beyond his knowledge.

"oohh, a meeting. this'll be good", you said as you grinned.

things were about to get fun.