Trap : is basically a boy that really looks like a girl, basically the opposite of Yuu Kashima from Gekkan Shoujo. Or like a trap is basicallt Hideyoshi from Baka to Test or like, Nagisa Shiota from Assassination Classroom. I'm sorry if I failed horribly on this request, requester-san! Please forgive mehhh.

I couldn't make you a boy, so I turned you into a trap, huehuehue, close enough.

Thanks so much to my trap imōto for helping me out with this! :)
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You groan and attempt to look away from the mischievous gazes of your fellow upperclassmen.

"Oh, well, you have to admit, _____, you look like a pretty cute girl, actually."

"Fuck you, guys," you grumble as you stare at yourself in the mirror. You did look like a pretty cute girl actually, now that you were looking at yourself twice. You prod one of the girly hair clips in your hair and sigh.

"I'd actually go for you if you weren't a guy."

"Screw you guys."

"Hey," interrupts a new voice, "this is the basketball club, right?"

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Akashi
One of his crimson brows rise slightly as he looks at you, "kindly explain to me what is going on."

"This is _____-chan, our manager," chirps Hayama. "Isn't she cute?"

"Really now," Akashi regards you with a slight smirk. "Is crossdressing a hobby of yours, _____-kun?"

You punch Hayama in the gut as you remove the pink hair clip from your hair, "I told you he would notice, retard."

"Can't blame me for trying, _____," Hayama chuckles.

"I will admit, you made a very convincing girl, _____-kun," Akashi notes, "next time, do try to show up to basketball practice in the proper attire."

"Y-yeah..."

Aomine
"Hm, what's with this A-cup manager?"

A tick mark forms on your head as you eye the tan Power Forward.

"You must not be very blessed in the assets department," Aomine smirks.

"Excuse you, chicken nigglet, I'd say my dick is bigger than yours any day."

A pregnant pause could be heard throughout the Tōō basketball gym.

"That's right, I'm a guy and I'm a senpai too, you little fucker."

Kise
"Aww, what a pretty manager," Kise grins as he walks over to you. "What's your name, cutie?"

"_____ _____," you say mechanically.

Meanwhile, Moriyama and Hayakawa attempt to stifle their laughter. Kasamatsu face palms as he watches the awkward exchange between you and Kise. It is only when Kasamatsu introduces you formally to the other recruits that everything becomes clear.

"I'm your Captain, Kasamatsu Yukio, and the guy in the skirt beside me is _____ _____, the Vice Captain."

"What? _____ is a guy!? But- but-" Kise looks at you incredulously.

You lift up your shirt revealing the fake stuffed bra Moriyama had forced on you.

"Look ma, no tits," you smirk. "Sorry to disappoint, freshmen."

Midorima
"H-hey," you wave awkwardly to Midorima.

"So, this is my pen pal from Teikō, Midorima Shintaro."

"_____-san," Midorima nods awkwardly at you, "y-you're as pretty as your pictures."

"About that, Midorima-"

"FRESHMEN, GET YOUR ASSES OVER HERE!"

Midorima says something about talking to you later, and you sigh, glaring at Miyaji. That fucker had planned this.

"Alright, I'm your Captain," Ootsubo introduces, "and this is _____-kun, our Vice Captain."

"Yes, I'm a guy and no, I do not like to crossdress."

Your eyes meet an obviously flustered Midorima and you groan.

"It's nice to meet you all."

Murasakibara
You squirm untintentionally as the purple haired giant picks you up.

"What a tiny manager."

"Y-yeah," you stutter.

"Do you have some candy?"

"If you put me down, I'll give you candy."

"'kayyy~"

You pat yourself down, smoothing down the girl's uniform. Then, you fish a piece of candy from inside your shirt. Liu had thought it would be smart to give you, 'a fake D-cup.' The idea consisted of trying to shove a pair of basketballs down your shirt and when that didn't work, it mainly went to shoving a bunch of random things down your shirt. One of those things happened to be a pack of candy. You hand the candy to Murasakibara.

"Here you go."

"Thanks." 

"You actually made a pretty convincing girl, _____chin."

"I'll take that as a compliment."

"It was."

Kuroko
You blink, supressing a scream as Kuroko suddenly appears behind you.

"Y-yeah, our booth is that way." You point to the table Hyuuga and Riko have occupied.

Tucking his book in one arm, he takes a flyer you offer him.

"Thank you."

"Are you the manager for the basketball team?"

"No, I play Small Forward."

"Oh, is there a girl's basketball team?"

"No, just the boy's."

You sigh, "I'm a guy by the way."

"Oh," Kuroko nods, "I see."

"I don't like crossdressing either."

"Then why are you wearing a girl's uniform?"

"The coach made me wear it so we could recruit more members."

"Okay."

"You don't say much, do you?"

"Much."

Well, the freshmen were certainly cheeky.

"I'm gonna go now, it was nice meeting you..." You trail off, looking at Kuroko for a name.

"I'm Kuroko Tetsuya."

"I'm _____ _____."

"Nice to meet you."

"You too."