"Bidibidibis my name is Minho."

"Sorry what?"

Namjoon looked genuinely confused, and it was not every day you'd see a confused Namjoon.

The others all just stare at Minho weirdly looking quite lost.

"I'm your guide to the zoo!"

Minho smiled at the boys brightly, handing them each a map of the zoo.

"Alrighty boys, just follow me, the map will show you the names of the animals of the areas of which we will be visiting."

Minho, as said leads the boys to the first area they'd visit.

At this point Hoseok's face was completely pale, his usually bright cheery smile was replaced with a tight-lipped grimace.

"Okay! So here we have our precious giraffes, say hello to both Chan and Baek."

Minho pointed towards the giraffes and the boys gasp excitedly.

Well apart from Hoseok who thought of the many ways the giraffes could murder him.

"Wow, how do giraffes frick to the frack if you know what I mean?"

Yoongi questions stupidly making Jin turn around faster than you could count to one, and smack him upside the head.

"Are you stupid?" Jin mutters in between gritted teeth, Minho had started shuffling uncomfortably on his feet.

"Well, I just thought it would be hard ya know to ding the dong when your neck is longer than your dick."

Yoongi replies not bothering that Jin's face was turning bright red up from his neck.

Yoongi gasps all of a sudden, his eyes wide open.

"Do they fuck with their neck-"

Jin slaps his hand over Yoongi's mouth to shut him up, completely done with the boy.

The others had tried not to burst out laughing, seeing how uncomfortable their poor guide looked.

Jin coughs lightly, clearing his throat as he smiles at Minho.

Anger hidden beneath the boys smiling eyes as he politely asks the guide to 'forget' about Yoongi.

Saying that he'd been a little ill to ask such stupid questions.

Minho just laughs awkwardly, brushing it off trying to fight off the smirk on his face.

He had started telling the boys random facts about the giraffes helping the boys take pictures with them.

Jungkook had grabbed Taehyung by the waist dipping down to give him a peck on the lips.

The pull apart as they hear a flash, both of them blushing pink.

Jimin held the camera out, smirking to himself.

They were just too cute.

"Okay boys, we're going to see the snakes next, you'll get the chance to hold them!"

Hoseok squeaked in fear, he had started sweating due to his nervousness.

Oh he was done for.

He had the sudden urge to run to the bathroom.

Hoseok has a fear of snakes.

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A/N: y'all wtf 100 votes I'm wheezing tysm! (^з^)