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An Intermission w/ Cassandra

 "Wow, what a spooky turn of events! My sister teamed up with the Freedom Pricks just so she could save me! How heroic. She'll fit right in with them." Cassandra sighed. She was alone at the moment, as her retarded captors decided to go get tacos without her. This was the perfect opportunity to break the fourth wall for a little while before they got back.

"Also. I know what you guys are thinking, you're all like O̷M̷G̷ ̷S̷E̷R̷I̷O̷U̷S̷L̷Y̷ ̷Y̷O̷U̷'̷R̷E̷ ̷G̷O̷N̷N̷A̷ ̷U̷S̷E̷ ̷Y̷O̷U̷R̷ ̷S̷T̷U̷P̷I̷D̷ ̷O̷C̷ ̷T̷O̷ ̷B̷R̷E̷A̷K̷ ̷T̷H̷E̷ ̷F̷O̷U̷R̷T̷H̷ ̷W̷A̷L̷L̷ ̷T̷H̷A̷T̷'̷S̷ ̷S̷O̷ ̷D̷U̷M̷B̷ ̷A̷N̷D̷ ̷G̷E̷N̷E̷R̷I̷C̷ ̷O̷F̷ ̷Y̷O̷U̷ ̷S̷M̷H̷"

"And honestly I agree with you all wholeheartedly I think this intermission was a fucking terrible idea on Ever's part"

Suddenly, Ever walked into the room carrying some Kraft Dinner™ and Tim Horton's™. She got pretty sad when she heard what her pal Cassandra said. "DAMN BRO Why u gotta rat me out to my home dogs like this? I was gonna share my Kraft Dinner with you" 

Cassandra rolled her eyes. "Whatever you dumb Canadian"

Ever shrugged and took a sip of her Iced Capp. "We had Tim Hortons first so I'm ok with your

r̷̨̧̫̯̦̥̭̉̀̿̃̈́̏͝͞a̩̖͇͖̩͕̠̿̀̋̎̅͋̀̉̕͝c̸̯̥̦̣͍̪̫̣͉̎̄͂̄̋̎͋̾͘̕͢ĩ̡̦͇̻͇̻̞̀̎̇̉͢s̘͓̤̪̙̤̒̀̌̏͊̉̐͋͐͟͠t̴̯͕̮͓̲̜̤̂̉̽̎̉͛̌̎͌̚ s̤̯̬̤͚̯̳͔̲̔̓̃̑̈͟l̸̢͇̬͉͔̥̪͋̈́̉̓͒̔̕͜͢͟ű̼̠̬̝̬̞̯̖̥̭̽̈̂͌͘r̵̢̛͖̥̥̳̜̭̆̃͊̚͝͞z̧̡̛̥͙̱̤͖̀̀̒͗̽̂͝͡ "

If Cassandra was not tied to a chair, she would definitely have run away by now. "What the actual fuck did you do to your fucking voice"

"i̥̬̠̣̋̎̀̀̓̔ẗ̵̨̩̫̲̻̮̂͑͋̌'̵̡͚̭͖͎̺̀̍̽̋̊͘ͅs̠̱̼̩̺̲̺̬̉̊̈́͆͘͜ a̸̧̢̭̣̪͔̪̰̔̂̈̈̑̂͠͠c̴̜͖͉̩͕͂͂̃̓̔̂͊̍͗ẗ̸̜͔̜̭̙̲̘̞̿̒̒́͡ư̵̢̻͙̭̳̺͔̭̱͔̑̽̆͌̆̒a̶̺͍̪͇̘͔͔̘͑̏̀͊̅̊̎̇̕̕l̷̢̗̟̬̥̖̠̠̍̈́̂̉̓̇͑͡ļ̴͖̗̣͖͓́̎̆͑͒̍̅͠ỹ̷̤̗̹̹̘́̓͝͞ͅ r̴̨̛͓̯͚͉̲̤͛̄̌́́̚ě̶̲͇̜̫̼̻̄̍̉́͢â̷̧͕̝̩͙̬̲͒͋͒̽̀͠͠l̶̢͔͈͖̲̤͈̩̦̔̔̃̊͘l̵̛̠͕̘͓̠̇͊͊̋͌̀̀̚̕͢y̴̧̱͓̯̳͑̐͊̈́̆̑̚̕͢͠ f̨̧͍͇̣͍͍͉͚̒̒̂̔̉̃̾̀͢ú̧͉͍̘̻̟̰̍̅̂̉͑̕͡ṉ̴̢̮̪͖́̓͐̀̿ y̳͉̖͇̖͕̲͐̑̓̆̈͞ơ͍̼̲̮̬̝̠̳͙̊̅̾̃ŭ̪̻͇̥̩͐͌̌̅̌̈́͝ͅ c̶͓͙̥̜̫̺̽̀̎̓̇͂̽̌͟͢ȧ̶̮̳̣̰̻͍̯̌̿͒͂͜n̺̞͚̜̦̗̟̈̍̓̓̎̽̈́͊͘ d͍̖̗͍̄͊̒̋̏̈̽ͅo̷̝̳̼̞͉͋̀̅́̿̿͒͘ i̷̡̝̖͇̞̣̓͑̂̃͊͢͡t̛̠̺̠͔̘͚̂̿̀͆́̃̈́́͜ ţ̸͈̩̥͈̩̝̋̈͆͆̐̎͑̽̓o͉̹̦͈̤͌̎̉͌̊̔͠͡o̸̢̱̣͈̫͊͂͌͐̓̀ į̶̯͔̟͓̌́͛́̚͞f̨̡̝̦̤͇̩̙̒͊̾͌́̎̃̿̚ y̷͈̻͚͙̺̋͂̔̐͛̒̂͗̚o̴̧̤͈̣̭͆̈̅̀̉̕͟͟ư̡͍̙̯̭̖̲̪͖͉̂̃̆̀̾̃̚ ẁ̸̡̗̗̭͔̒͂̀̓ͅa̵̢̧̛͉̖̺̟͚͇̬̪̾́̚͘n͓͍͉̭̝̜̖͒̽̀̈̌̓̊̕͘͠ṱ̵̡̣̲͇̦͇̦͛̍́̄̊̿̚͘͠͡ͅͅ j̶̡̛̟͈̝̱͕̈͛̄͛͗͗̍̄͡ǘ̢̡̡̧͚̙͎͕̟̣̈͊̎̉̏͞͡s̢̥̗̻̞͎̞̥͛͊̏̀͝͠͞ͅt͓͈͕̻̺̮͖̺̽̈̅̑̋͑̉͟͝͝ g̸̺̫̜͚̥̳̝̀̇̍̾̾̿͟͡ḯ̷̛̮̤̭̗̱̣̊̌͋̂̀͆̕͢v̛̹͇̝̹̤̼͌́̒̇́̋̋̚̕e̸̡̨͓̫͖̟̊͊́͑̔͟͟ ȉ̧̧͖̲̰̲̝̾̉̾̿͗̊̕ͅţ̵̗̗̖͚͈̤̈͋̏̔̎͜ a̶̡̧̠͈̫̹͖̒͂͋͂͌͆͟ t̨̧͙͖̗̥̣͓̀̋̾̾̕͘͟r̡̨̦͚̙̱̗̄̀̊̅̉y̴̡̨̢̙͓̳̘̯̽̈́̀̿̿̈̎̚̕͝"


"No thanks I'm Christian"

"Lol me 2 dude haha"

"So uh. What was the point of all of this? Am I one of those stupid OCs that break the 4th wall now? Because if so that sucks ass"

"Don't worry sis, this isn't even cannon"

"Oh okay"

"But really what was the point of this"

"I don't fucking know I'm bored"

Cassandra opened her mouth to give a dry remark, but suddenly   

[̲̅P][̲̅R][̲̅O][̲̅F][̲̅E][̲̅S][̲̅S][̲̅O][̲̅R] [̲̅C][̲̅H][̲̅A][̲̅O][̲̅S]

 walked in. Oh heck! He was back from his taco trip earlier than expected!

"ok, later gamers!" Ever shouted, disappearing into a cloud of dead memes. 

Professor Chaos, who, for some reason, did not see Ever before she disappeared, narrowed hid eyes at the kraft dinner and Tim Hortons on the floor next to Cassandra. Then he ran away to cry in the bathroom alone because they reminded him of his Canadian girlfriend Charolette, who dumped him.

Then, Cassandra was alone. Again. 


𝕓𝕦𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕟 𝕤𝕙𝕖 𝕨𝕠𝕜𝕖 𝕦𝕡 𝕓𝕖𝕔𝕒𝕦𝕤𝕖 𝕚𝕥 𝕨𝕒𝕤 𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝕛𝕦𝕤𝕥 𝕒 𝕕𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕞.

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i got bored don't judge me ok


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