🍁Eli Clark🍁
-Meditating with Priestess
-Playing with his owl
-being a good boy

💥Naib Subedar💥
-Trying his best to keep sane since he hasn't gotten to any matches
-Training

📑Freddy Riley📑
-reading books
-actually being productive

🔦Kreacher Pierson🔦
-Tiktok king
-why the hell is he famous—

🔮Servais LeRoy🔮
- Practicing magic
- usually uses his magic to prank people

📖Kurt Frank📖
-travelling around the manor, seeing if he has places he hasn't gone to yet.
-probably stuck himself inside the fridge to see if he fits.

🍀Lucky Guy🍀
- paranoid baby
- would be the one sanitizing e v e r y t h i n g with doctor

👌Kevin Alfonso👌
-another tik tok king. But he makes those cringy fckboy tiktoks
-H O L Y S H * T HIDE THE GIRLS BECAUSE HE IS FLIRTY AF

🏈William Elis🏈
- probably working out
- would be the one who'll eat up all the food rations

💣Norton Campbell💣
- pranking other survivors
- so bored but refuses to use tiktok
-hE AIN'T GIVING IN

🎈Mike Morton🎈
- being a sunshine boyo
- probably dancing around with Marg

🐗Murro 🐗
-wait where is he—
-oH MY GHAD HE'S LOOOSEE!
-isn't aware
-he's running around the lake

🐠Jose Baden🐠
-"Having fun isn't the only reason why you should have alcohol."
- gets drunk and accidentally drinks the actual alcohol

💀Aesop Carl💀
- sleeping
- he seriously doesn't care

♣Andrew Kress♣
- being a depressed boyo
- just kidding
- probably gardening with Emma

💌Victor Grantz💌
- Being a sweetheart and sending everyone positive letters
- playing with doggo

⚡Luca Balsa⚡(AKA BEST EBOY)
- working on his inventions
- would make those really cooky and stupid tik toks but who cares he's a cute e-boy anyways lmao

🌼Emma Woods🌼
- gardening. duh
- being a sweetheart

💉Emily Dyer💉
- holy sh*t she's ready
- fully geared with personal protective equipment
- had hand sanitizers and Lysol in her pockets
- posting facts about the virus in her social media
- #pray4frontliners btw

🔩Tracy Reznik🔩
- working on her robot
- would actually eat lesser
- being productive

👓Helena Adams👓
- SHE'S SAFE
- reading more braille
- being a F*CKING BABY UGH

💋Vera Noir💋
- she's a beauty guru now
- does tiktok for make up

💫Patricia Donovan💫
- practicing
- probably reading wattpad
- making Dalgona coffee

🔫Martha Behamfil🔫
- using the boys as shooting targets
- being Vera's make up doll

🔮Fiona Gilman🔮
- meditating with seer
- tiktoker

🎀Margaretha Zelle🎀
- practicing dance duh
- doing the renegade with thief at the corner

🍺Demi Burbon🍺
- Drinking with Jose
- Mixing new drinks
- Poisoned the boys about three times already

Random moments ➖➖➖➖➖➖➖

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Naib: I don't care how much me and Jack argue. He's mine until I kill him.

Naib: After that he's Jesus' problem.

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Vera: Geez I'm stressed. Demi get me some coke

Demi: You got it, diet coke!

Vera: Wait I didn't say diet coke—

Demi: No but your thighs did. I could hear you walk from a mile away sweetheart.

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Eli: Alright, so we're assigned together for now. What do you want, top or bottom?

Naib: *froze* Oh... I usually go bottom, but I think I'll go top for today... *starts taking shirt off*

Eli: Ok cool, you get top bunk and I'll go bottom bunk.

Naib: *froze again* o-oh you mean bunk beeedsss...! *slowly pulls down shirt*

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Victor: Holy smokes! Norton, you're bleeding!

Norton: *coughs* Gee, I can't tell! *sarcastically*

Victor: Hold on, I'll take you to Emily! What's your (blood) type?!

Norton: *raises head* ... You.... *passes out*

Victor: .... Norton...

Victor: ... Norton you idiot.

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Kevin: *trying out tiktok* she put my name in yellow hearts—

Kreacher: *in background* I CRY WHEN TACO'S FALL APART—

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*Prisoner and Enchantress are fighting, and Enchantress kept pulling shit on him*

Luca: COME AT ME, I HAVE A BROOM! YOU KNOW, THE ONE THAT YOUR MOM USED TO RIDE, YOU WITCH!

Patricia: *fires Martha's gun at Luca*

Luca: AH F*CK!

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Emma: *staring at Emily* Oh my goodd she's so cuttteee

Kreacher: Ems, just go and tell her how you feel

Emma: Thanks for the advice, boy in love, how's your repressed lovelife going on?

Kreacher: I don't know. How're your parents been, Emma?

Emma: Below the belt, Kreacher.

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Freddy: Listen, it's either you do your work or you'll end up at McDonald's—

Kreacher: wE gOiN tO mCdoNaLdS iF I  dOnT Do mY wOrK?!

Freddy: Wait no—

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Servais: Hey Naib. Reach your toes.

Naib: ??? uhh... *reaches for his toes*

Servais: Ok, now spell 'run' verryy slowly

Naib: .... R.... U.... N...?

Servais: *trying to hold back laugh*

Naib: ... what's so funny you dumb*ss?

Servais: spell it again

Naib:... R... U... N— oH.....

Servais: *starts running*

Naib: *chases after him quickly* you're dead motherfu—

(if you didn't get it, the word 'run' sounds like 'are you in' when spelled
R-are
U- you
N- in

Now, go and try it with your friends. Trust me, I fooled my bro and it was hiLARIOUS)

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This were just from vines I watched, so hope you like it.

Should I do another angst au oneshot, or a fluffy one? I have two ideas, but I dont know which one to write first—