Because I am bored and there are no requests.
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Thief: How dare you steal from me!

Lawyer: what? I didn't steal from you?!

Thief: Yes you did!

Lawyer: What did I steal?!

Thief: My heart!

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Wu Chang: I want to share my Siomai with you

Lucky: Why?

Wu Chang: Because.....

I want to "Siomai" (show my) love to you

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Gardener: Emily! I have a boo boo :( *shows knee*

Doctor: Emma....  I'll kiss it so that the pain will go away :) *kisses knee* there... it's all better now?

Gardener: Something still hurts though!

Doctor: Huh where?

Gardnerer: Right.... *points at lips* here.

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Prospector: Are you a magnet? Cuz I'm attracted to you~

Explorer: *blush*

Magician: *appears* Are you made of magic? Because abraca-daammnnn

Explored: *bluuush*

Prospector: Can I walk you home? My mom always told me to follow my dreams

Magician: Wanna have coffee later? Because I like you a-latte.

Prospector: Hey, wanna see what's on the menu: Me-n-U

Magician: Your hand looks heavy, I'll hold it for you.

Explorer: *already dead*

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Seer: Your future looks good!........ with me ;)

Seer: They say kissing is the language of love, wanna have a conversation?
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Cowboy: You're the yee to my haw
(oh u know I'm adding this)

Cowboy: You're almost perfect. But there's something missing in your name.....

my surname ;)

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Lawyer: If being too beautiful is a crime, you'll be pressed charges everytime you go out. Wanna stay in bed with me instead?

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Ripper: If nothing lasts forever, can you be my nothing?

Geisha: ...... try another one.

Ripper: Are you a star? Cuz I'm your biggest fan?

Geisha:...... that'll do *sigh*

(yes I'm reusing them)
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Photographer: Hey can I take your picture?

Embalmer:... why?

Photographer: Because I wanna show Santa what I want for Christmas

Embalmer: Get back to the coffin Joseph.

Photographer: ... why?

Embalmer: Cuz you're dead to me

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Cowboy: Smile if you wanna sleep with me.

Everyone: *silent*

Cowboy: ...... *pokes Vera's side*

Vera: *holds back laughter* pffft—

Cowboy: hehehehe

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Forward: You guys know what my shirt is made of?

Mech/Minds Eye: what?

Forward: boyfriend material

(someone told me this I swear I almost sucker punched them through my screen)

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Perfumer: I'm so tired of being a princess, can you be my queen instead?

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Smiley: Can I be the Joker to your Harley Quin?

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Gamekeeper: Wanna hook up?

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Hell Ember: Is it hot in here or is it just you? Oh wait, it's definitely you.

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Merc: Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past again?

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Ok that's enough.
I'm burning myself and this book bye.