I'm trying to keep this book alive. Praise me.

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Mercenary: So you wanna dance or just ditch this place and make out?

Lucky: .....

Mercenary: I meant get take-out.

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Mercenary: *stares at Juggler's face*

Juggler: *awkwardly shifts* ... is something wrong...?

Mercenary: You have them too....

Juggler: .... have what?

Mercenary: *points at mouth* the stitches.... I'm not alone....

Juggler: ... you're weird.... *throws clay ball at merc's face and runs*

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Krazi: *checks IDV news because I'm late smh* hmmm... new skins??? let's see— *sees persona 5 skins* HOLY FRICK IS THAT MY HUSBAND JOKER? DAMMMNNN I HAVE TO DOWNLOAD IDV AGAI—

*remembers IDV is too big for my phone so I quietly cry in the corner*

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Lucky: I don't really get why the devs got me a maid costume.

Lucky: like, do I sound like a twink to them?

Krazi: lol yeah

Lucky: Do I look like a bottom?

Mercenary:*shrugs* yeah I guess

Lucky: .... is it the glasses?

Cowboy: Partially

Lucky: Is it because I have more gay ships than straight ones?

Doctor: Mayyybeeeee

Lucky:.... was I supposed to be gay???

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Reptilian: *jumps down from fridge* IM GAE—

Black: Yeah me too— I mean what?

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Esther: Hey Tracy wanna have a sleepover?

Mech: Yeah!

Cowboy: Ohohoho.....~

*later that night*

Esther and Tracy: *in bathrobes about to have a pillow fight*

Cowboy: *nosebleeding and spying behind a bush*

*gun clicks*

Mercenary: One wrong move and your dead

Forward: *cracks knuckles* Looks like the plan worked.

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Dream Witch: Robbie you suck

Robbie: Yeah and you swallow—

Geisha: WHAT ROBBIE—

*fun fact: took me about a dang day just to figure out what this meant*

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*In the making of MercxSeer- Bad at Love, kissing on face scene*

Krazi: Lights.... camera.... action.....!

Seer: *kisses forehead*

Merc: *clenches fists*

Seer: *continues kissing other parts on face*

Merc: *whisper* Oh god kill me already....

Seer: *leans onto lips*

Merc: FUUU— *pushes Seer away* I CAN'T DO THIS SCENE DAMMIT! KRAZI CHANGE IT OR ELSE

Seer: We weren't even supposed to kiss... you just had to shout out the right lines.

Krazi: *wipes off nosebleed* No. Why are you being such a stick up the arse about this scene? I mean, Eli is chill about this.

Merc: because....

Krazi: Hmm??

Merc: B-because..... THEY'RE WATCHING *points at Esther and Nabi*

Krazi: so?

Eli: Dude, Nabi and Esther know this is all acting. Besides, I think one of them enjoys this part*snickers and points ar Esther*

Merc: huh? *looks*

Musician: *blushing* U-Uhh... I don't mind the scene.....

Krazi: *smirks* hear that? Let's get another take (´⊙ω⊙') Starting from... the kiss on the forehead....

Merc: Oh dear god....

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Krazi: Marry me...?

Perfumer: Wtf no you're 14 and taken!

Krazi: B-but I don't even like Jasper :(

Perfumer: I'm not going to prison Krazi!

Krazi: (╥╯﹏╰╥)ง That's ok......

Also Krazi: *approaches Minds Eye* Marry me...? ♡

Minds Eye: .... Oh my goodness this kid....

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*In the making of LuckyxLawyer- You're no Saint*

Lucky: I can't do this anymore! *hides blushing face* Why am I the top???!!!

Jasper: I cant see the lawyer being one, dude.

Lawyer: Oh f*ck you too pervert

Jasper: *glares* Stick to the scene or I'll make it have more.... action

Lucky: Like Krazi would allow that!

Jasper: *points at corner*

Krazi: *is at corner tied in ropes and whimpering*

Jasper: You were saying?

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Krazi: Top gayest survivors?

Violetta: Lucky

Rippper: Naib

Wu Chang: Kurt

Mercenary: Can't keep your mouth shut, huh Krazi?

Krazi: I can't help it geez

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Ok now IDV pics I found cute—

Embalmer looks so cute and Seer omlll

Why is this so cute?

BLACK INTERSECTION BISHOUNEN X SOUICHI IS CUU—

Can we just appreciate Naib's faces?

I don't know if this is cursed or not but hey he cute

Yeah I'll just leave—