Jimin was earnestly humming a tune which he did not know existed while entering the fence of his house as he licked on lollipop.

A collided body caused Jimin to curse on top of his voice after taking the lollipop out but he stopped when he saw his friend lying flat on his ass. He leaned a little, supporting his palms against his knees and tilted his head.

He put the lollipop back in, licked it and tilted his head to the other side. "Why the fuck were you running like Usain Bolt?"

"Run." The fallen man replied with a faint voice.

"Did you loose your voice?" Jimin bent down a little more and asked raising his eyebrows.

"Run." He heard Hobi whimper meekly. Jimin rubbed his head by knitting his brows and stood straight.

"I think he hit his head too hard." He mumbled shrugging his shoulders and turned around to get inside the house but a sheer high pitch scream left his mouth when he saw beetroot red Yoongi face to face.

Before he could turn away Yoongi kicked him hard in his guts and he joined the floor with Hobi.

"Diddly fucking Darn! You could not have warned me to run?" Jimin yelled rubbing his abdomen and Hobi rolled his eyes.

"RUN. RUN." Hobi yelled.

"In case you did not notice we are already hit. It is May Day now. There is no need of your crusty dusty warning." Jimin whimpered in pain while Yoongi drifted his gaze around. He froze when he smelled smoke from behind the tree in their courtyard garden where another friend was vaping.

Yoongi with a lithe of ballet dancer walked around the tree while Jimin and Hobi remained on the floor but their heads followed the angered kitty.

Yoongi kicked the man off of hammock as he chocked on his smoke.

"Heyyyyyy buddy!" Stoned Taemin called out Yoongi.

"You fucking douche nozzles." He bent and grabbed high Taemin from the grass as he dragged him outside and threw him on Jimin and Hobi. All three of them groaned.

"I am sorry Yoongi." Jimin spoke from beneath Taemin as he struggled to get up.

"What are you sorry for? Fucking a stranger and leaving me behind, stranded? Or stealing my car to run away? Or giving these dumbasses marijuana? Or stealing food and..?"

"I never stole food. It is my home too. I live here." Jimin said throwing Taemin away and finally got up but heard another groan leaving from Taemin and Hobi.

"Yeah, a home you have not had paid rent for. What was the last time you went for grocery shopping for home? What was the last time you acted selfless?" Yoongi thundered as he threw the hukkah and the marijuana at them one by one.

"Hey, chill. I think you need a puff. You look like a growling cub." Hobi chimed from the floor and laughed.

"You are high. Go home Yoongi." Taemin agreed to Hobi as he nodded in agreement and also laughed.

"Taemin, for the last time. This is not your home. This is not where you live. If I see any one of you in my house again I will chop your dicks off and feed them to crows." Yoongi growled as he got out of the fence and locked the small wooden door. He snatched Jimin's keys and left.

Locking the fence was useless because a puppy could jump through it but Yoongi was just too angry because his room mate Jimin got drunk in bar, again, dumped him for a steamy sex with stranger, again, and left in Yoongi's car which is still parked at Taehyung's place.

"It will not happen again. I promise." Jimin said with a pout and held the man's hands in apology but Yoongi pushed him and he stumbled, maintaining balance to not fall again.

When Yoongi left all three of them jumped the fence and sat on the garden grass, holding their kicked asses and guts.

Yoongi came back few minutes later and saw empty courtyard. He entered in house and saw 3 frozen humans. Jimin had mouth full of ice cream while Hobi and Taemin seemed like they were fighting for last fried chicken leg piece.

Yoongi placed the food boxes on the floor and went straight to his room after heaving a sigh.

3 idiots looked at each other. Jimin gulped down the ice cream and Hobi and Taemin resumed the competition of who-gets-the-last-leg-piece.

Jimin brushed his hands through the hair and sighed. He went after Yoongi and entered his room after knocking. Yoongi was reclined on bed with laptop on his lap.

"I am sorry Meow Meow. I really am. This will not happen again." Jimin's face showed sincerity but the words did not.

"I don't think you mean it." Yoongi replied without looking at him.

"I do. So much that I am willing to set up my profile on the matrimony site. I have decided. I will make some changes."

"Wait, are you serious?" Yoongi now turned his frame towards Jimin who stormed towards the bed and snatched the laptop from his lap.

"I will show you rather than just saying it." He set up his profile while Yoongi just looked at him in awe.

"Here. My profile is set." Jimin mentioned and was about to give laptop to Yoongi when a notification popped up.

"Welcome to The Matrimony. We will help you find your partner. Below are some candidates based on the preferences you have set. Send an invitation to connect with the profiles."

Jimin stopped to read the automatic e-mail and then clicked 'Send invite' on the first short cut he saw without even looking at the profile.

"I even sent an invitation to one. Happy now?" Jimin placed the laptop back to Yoongi's lap and left.

Yoongi when saw Jimin's profile, he pulled his own hair. "Is this your marriage profile or tinder bio?"

(The profile Jimin made)

Yoongi then checked the profile of the person whom Jimin sent invite to.

Jeon Jungkook's Profile

He was about to cancel the invite but then he stopped. "There is no way in heaven or hell that this decent profile will accept the clown's invitation. I will just let it be."

With that he closed his laptop and came out to see his food was gone.

"PARK FUCKING JIMIN!" Yoongi yelled and looked through the window, three men were running out of the fence.

Somewhere in Seoul

A man's phone popped up with notification. He unlocked it and read.

"Park Jimin has sent you an invite."

17 Jan 2021