You know what makes me cry? All those "Peter needing Bruce's help" AUs. Not Hulk. But Bruce. The scientist. And each time Bruce responds with something like "yeah I'm the Hulk" Or something like that but no Peter wants Bruce

Example:

Peter: *bursts in suit in hand*

Bruce: what's wrong?

Peter: I need your help!

Bruce: uh kid you know the hulk hasn't really been in--

Peter: *tosses suit* my science project is due tomorrow and I've been patrolling it all night will you help me??

Bruce:

Bruce: *voice cracking* sure

Or:

Peter: OMG you're--

Bruce: *sighing* I know I know I'm the--

Peter: --the most reknowned scientist ever!!!

Bruce: *voice cracking* thanks