So I saw this thing on Instagram and I couldn't screenshot it but here it is:

R

eal name

Peter Jason Quill

Alias(es)

Star-Lord
Star-Prince
Star-Lord the Legendary Outlaw
Pete
Man who has Lain with an A'askavariian
Homie with a Death Wish
Thief
Star-Munch
Orphan Boy
Captain
A Dude
The Boyfriend
Titan Killing Long Term Booty Call
Mister Lord
Flash Gordon

Yes, you read that right

Flash Gordon

Flash Gordon

FLASH GORDON

What even--

My favorite is Titan Killing Long Term Booty Call. What's yours?