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"Ｉ ｄｏｎ＇ｔ ｎｅｅｄ ｆｒｉｅｎｄｓ！！！ Ｉ ｎｅｅｄ ＦＡＮＳ！！"

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You were just chilling in your 'bed', the lovely couch, and thinking about how you were gonna catch this total babe (medkit). However, you were interupted by your thoughts when you realized your 'can i hit?' line prolly ruined your chances with him. You even got bro to laugh before you pulled that. 'ehhh it'll be fine' You thought. You have more things to worry about anyways... like money... or bux idk... Your broke and fr need some bux. But you cant go phight because one, you still need to train more, and two, you need to let your injuries fully heal. You decide to go to your best friend 4 eva Boombox for help.

"HEY BOOMBOX I NEED 2 MAKE BUX QUICK BUT CANT PHIGHT WHAT DO I DO" You yell while barging into his room.

"work in one of the like thousands of shops there are here maybe??" He says while laying comfortably in his bed.

"thats a great idea!!!" you start "OK IM GONNA GO WORK IN SOME RANDOM PLACE NOW BYE POOKIE ILY!!" He waves bye as you quickly exit his room to change into something more presentable. You wear black dress pants with a white collared shirt and a black vest on top. You check yourself out in the mirror and make sure your hair is tamed and all that shmuck. "yeahh thats a fire fit right there!!!" You hype yourself up. Finally you grab your wallet, phone, and leave the house and just walk around to see if there are any 'JOBS FOR HIRE!' signs or something to that equivilant. You stop in front of a bar to see a 'WORKERS NEEDED!' sign. 'hell yeahh I'm abt to get free temporary anti-depressants!! joking ofc tho...' You walk into the bar to see no one but a bartender inside. You guessed no body wants to drink first thing in the morning. You finally approach the bartender. They notice you and speak up before you even get the chance to talk.

"Is there anything I can get for you?..." They said, clearly tired as hell.

"Oh no no I'm here because of the sign outside.. for a job" You awkwardly state

"Oh?... uh ok. one second.." They go out through a door that says 'EMPLOYEES ONLY' and then comes back out with a clipboard "erm I can interview you now since.. theres like no one here to serve anyway..."

"sweet."

"first of all, You 21 or over the age of 21?"

"yea! I can pull out my ID if you need" You offered

"That'd be much appreciated" You hand over your ID to the person. They inspect it and hand it back to you "Seems legit. Second question, have you had any previous work experience to bartending or working at resteraunts???"

"Yes I worked at Denny's for a while when I was younger. It was.. an experience!.."

"ok.. erm anyways you got the job because we are severely understaffed so congrats!!!" He monotonely explained

"bro i dont even know the recipes to the drinks.."

"Do I look like I give a fuck? We have those things on cards anyways" He says before handing you some cards that have drink recipes on them "oh and we do serve food but we pefer to not say that... I ain't tryna heat up food unless it's for me.."

"ok!! erm can I get a quick explanation on those tab things and such??"

"ohh.. yeah... erm ill teach you to do that in the register real quick" He teaches you everything to know for a bartender yadda yadda im not writing allat "Soo you can just wait here for now, we never really get patrons in the morning" He says before leaning on the counter

"alright!!" You pull up a random chair to the counter and sit down. You assume the person didn't care since they didn't do anything about it, but you feel like asking for their name just because "whats ur name by the way??"

"I honestly forgot about telling you my name, my bad. Its kayden"

"ohh nice im [name]" Your just chilling until you remember something you shouldve not have forgotten. Your 'horns'... Kayden probably doesn't seem to care but others probably will "UH IM GNA GO GET FRESH AIR RQ..."

"ok? dont really care but go ahead" You quickly leave and look around for a shop that has something to do with horns or whatever. You thankfully find a shop that says 'Horn Decora'. Entering the shop, you see a bunch of horn decorations and shit. You approach a random worker.

"uh hi exuse me.. do u sell fake horns? for like decoration lol...." You say

"hm? oh yes we do! what color are you looking for exactly?"

"hmm.. [insert horn color u want]"

"sure we have a couple of selections right over here" She shows you a bunch of horns in different shapes and sizes of the specific color you asked for. You look at the selection for a bit before choosing [insert shape and size of ur horns].

"these ones please!"

"alright ill get them in a bag for u right away" She quickly packages up the horns before telling you the price. You pay and leave the store with ur new totally real horns!!

"god that left me more broke than I already am..." You mutter before taking out the horns. You inspect them more now that their officially yours. Those mfs looked memorizing and was nice to the touch. You snap out of your trance and quickly put them on your head and adjust them so they dont look goofy. You run back to the bar and go back to your original spot. Kayden notices the sudden horns on ur head.

"erm? you suddenly grew horns or something?"

"shut up... its to avoid questions like 'omg where r ur horns?!?!' " You explained with annoyance in your voice.

"huh.. yeah seems reasonable" He stated, not questioning you no longer "bc now is abt the time people start rolling in :3"

"thats bad isnt it..." He doesnt answer and just smiles "I better get free drinks for this.."

"suree.. if theres any left after the 'storm' "

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1056 words without A/N!!!

3 days in a row wowie!!!!

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erm i dont have anything else to say soo

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