"Hi." I say waving my hand.

"What the fuck?!" Vaggie yells.

I look around.

"Oooh. So this is the hotel?" I ask taking photos.

I jump forward and snap a picture of the wall. I take a picture of Vaggie and Charlie. I take a picture of Nifty. Husk. Angel Dust. I take a picture of the floor. I take another picture of the stairs.  

"Who the fuck are you?!" Vaggie yells.

"Name's Varian. Care to comment on this hotel Vaggie?" I ask taking another photo.

"Wait, you know us?" She asks.

"Uh-huh. I know everyone here." I say.

I point at Charlie.

"Devil's daughter." I say.

She waves. I point at Husk.

"Old cat bartender Husk." I say.

"Fuck you." Husk hisses.

I tilt my camera.

"Porn Star Angel Dust." I say.

"Famous beyond words." Angel says.

I shoot forward to Nifty.

"Maid." I say.

"I want kill you." She smiles.

"You wouldn't be the first." I sigh.

I stand back up.

"And... Vaggie. Charlie's girlfriend." I say clicking my camera.

Vaggie grabs it.

"Hey, be careful with that!" I grab it back. 

"What the fuck are you doing here?!" She arches her spear at me.

"Taking pictures?" I shrug.

"It's only been a weak since Extermination Day." She hisses.

"I'm not here to kill anyone." I say. 

"Then what the fuck are you doing down here? The rules are black and white." She walks forward.

"I'm... gray." I say.

"Gay?" Angel asks.

"Gray." I say.

"Gay?" Husk asks.

"Gray." I say. 

"Gay?" Nifty coos.

"GRAY!!" I yell.

Fire erupts from my wings scorching the floor and the walls. Everyone looks at me. 

"Gray????" Charlie asks.

"I'm... half and half." I say.

"Wait... you mean???" Charlie asks.

"My mother was an angel. My father was a... demon." I say.