I was sitting on the couch and ayato sat next to me.
He was so close that I can feel him staring at my soul.
"Ummm can I help you?"I asked while he tched his mouth and looked away.
"So who are you and why did you come here stealing our food?"Pigeon asked
Ayato was laughing at the part he said about me stealing food from the fridge.
"First off,I should be asking you these questions SIR and I DONT KNOW HONESTLY IM JUST AS CONFUSE AS YALL ARE!LIKE BRUH I WOKE UP AND I WAS LAYING ON THE GRASS AND THE ANTS ALMOST BIT MY BUTT!!SO WHO IN THE FISH FARTS ARE YOU AND WHERE AM I???
WHERE IS MY FRIEND RIN!!?"I yelled in anger at the purple hair guy with glasses.
"Oi I like melons for now on she belongs to yours-truly!"Ayato said and hugged me.
Yay but I dont know anything about these people.. We just met so yeah...
"Lame!Why do you keep calling yourself Ore-Sama?"
A voice said
"What the what?Subaru where are you,show yourself!"Ayato yelled while sitting up from the couch
"Im right here you idiot"A voice said in the living room.
The guy in the glasses was just standing there.
I dont know if its just me or does the purple hair guy with the glasses looks like a pigeon.
His new name is Pigeon
Before he can get the chance to respond, a loud noise interrupted our conversation in the living room.
I look and seen a huge hole in the wall.
There was a boy standing next to it while glaring at me.
"I knew I detected the scent of human in this house?How daee you waken me from my precious sleep!"The albino-haired boy yelled at me.
"NO WAY DID YOU JUST DO THAT!!OH MY GLOBS THATS SOOO COOOLL!!I WANNA TRY!!"I said while smiling
I stood up from the couch and ran towards to the wall.
I punched the wall and shrieked in pain.
"Ahhhhhh son of biscuit and gravy!!WHY DID I THAT?!!!"I yelled in pain
Ayato was laughing at my failed attempt trying to make a hole in the wall.
Pigeon was scolding me and the albino-haired guy from punching the hole in the wall.
Well I didnt but you know "I tried" I guess.
Now great my knuckles are numb and theres a small dint in the wall.
I walk back to the couch and huffed my breath in anger.
"Do I need to repeat myself? Tell me what your name is ".
The purple hair guy with glasses asked me.
"LISTEN HERE PIGEON I AM THE ONE ASKING THE QUESTIONS HERE!!YOU SHOULD BE ANSWERING MY QUESTIONS YOU FILTHY PINEAPPLE WHERE AM I AND WHO THE HECK ARE YOU?!!"I said
"Hhhmmm well look it here I see we have a new kitty to play with~"The fedora guy said.
I look around the room to see who just said that.
There was guy looking at me and smirking.
He had brown hair and a fedora on his head.
He had the face of a pervert.
He winked at me then I gave him a stank look and looked away.
He then teleported next to me and licks my ear.
I stared at him in disgust and shock
"You taste delicious Kitty-Chan~"He says in my ear
"Oohh I wanna taste too" The creepy guy with the teddy bear said and licked my neck
"EWWWWWWWWW!!!"I shrieked and started freaking out
I pulled out my disinfectant spray,also my hand sanitizer, and started spraying like crazy.
I rubbed the hand sanitizer on my hands and neck while constantly saying Ew.
"EWWWWWW COOTIES!!I HATE GERMS YOU GUYS ARE SO DISGUSTING!!!"I yelled while freaking out
I really hate germs.
"Oohh Teddy wants to taste too~"The creepy guy holding the teddy bear said and licked my neck causing me to freak out some more.
OH HECK TO THE NAW!!!!!BACK OFF OF ME!I yelled and pushed him away
"Your right laito she does taste yummy!"The purple haired wierdo said and smiled
Both of them looked at me and chuckles as he finds this amusing.
Laito,Kanato stop doing that Pigeon said and rolled his eyes
Nufufu but its only natural wanting to taste something so yummy~Laito said amd winked at me
Isnt that right Kanato~"He said while smiling
"Yes I agree she does taste rather delicious Kanato said
"Teddy agrees also"Kanato said to his teddy bear.
"You guys are so loud..." A voice said out of nowhere.
The voice took me by surprise,I looked around and seen a guy laying on the floor asleep.
He had blonde hair and his was close.
His earbuds was in his ear and he was listening to music.
Pigeon insulted him underneath his breath.
"Shu do you have any idea why this young lady is here?"Pigeon said annoyed.
Shu lazily opened his eyes and looked at Pigeon.
"The other day,that man,he called and said we would be having a new "bride" over two to be exact.."He said while looking at me.
Everyone was looking at me.
"Im guessing that was the other bride he sent yesterday"Pigeon said to himself
"This is stupid cant we just kill her!?"Subaru yelled
"Uh Excuse me sir?Cant we just kill you!?I yelled vack at him while trying to mock his voice.
"That man said we wasnt allowed to kill her"Shu said
"WAIT WHAT?!!WHAT DO YOU MEAN OTHER BRIDE?!!WHAT BRIDE OH HECK NAWW DOES THAT MEAN I HAVE TO MARRY ONE OF YOU IDIOTS!!OVER MY DEAD BODY!!!"I yelled in disgust
"That could be rearranged..Right Teddy?"Kanato said
"Errmmm You need help like im so serious!" I said while pointing at him
"So shes suppose to be the bride..Idiot why didnt you say something before!!"Subaru yelled
Shu ignored his question and went back to sleep.
"She looks more like a sacrifice than a bride to me"Kanato said while smiling at me creepily.
SACRAFICE!??BOI I KNOW YOU AINT TALKING PIPSQUEAK!YOU OVER HERE LOOKING LIKE A TERRIFIED TIMID PEPPA PIG!!THE HECK ARE Y'ALL TALKING ABOUT!I'M NOT ANYONES BRIDE!"I yelled in a terrible country accent.
Pigeon and he's wierd brothers all introduced themselves to me out of nowhere.
"Im Reji and thats Kanato" He says pointing at the wierd guy standing in the corner holding a teddy bear.
"Nice to meet you Ally-Chan I cant wait to drink your blood." He says creepily
"UMMMM RIGHT BACK AT CHA?Dude???I cant wait to kick you in your nonexistent balls"I said smiling and giving him a thumbs up.
Thats Laito and Ayato.Them two and including Kanato are triplets He says
"Nice to meet you kitty-chan~"Laito said and winks at me
"Errmmmmm Im not a cat though?Im more like a narwal that farts skittles!"I said while smiling.
Then theres Subaru and Shu He continues on
"TCH!This is ridiculous!!" Subaru said while rolling his eyes and glaring at me.
"VROOOMMMMMM!!VRROOOOMMMMMM!"I yelled but subaru just glared at me.
"What is your name I may ask?"Pigeon asked me.
"Noneofya"
"None of ya business!Im mean Im not gonna tell you guys my name thats just stupid!"I yelled and laughed
"I'll just tell Teddy instead"I said pointing at Kanatos direction.
"Please do not address Teddy as If you know him"Kanato said whike slightly glaring at me.
"Nah Im joking there isnt no reason for you to act so salty Griz?Where's the love?"
I said that with my ghetto voice from the hood.
I took a deep breath and started talking.
"My name is Ally and I have no idea why my mother decided to name that I dont know!IF IT WAS MY CHOICE MY NAME WOULD BE RICARDO WAIT NO AMANDA NO WAIT PIZZA!!! LIKE WAIT NO NEVERMIND!!!I DONT KNOW ANYMORE OKAYS!!! But I do know that I love stabbing people with sporks!!"I enjoy waffles,chicken sandwiches and a bunch of other stuff that I dont feel like saying because Im just that lazy!Also I wanna go to burger king and cry because I cannot afford there delicious chicken sandwiches!!!
"I LOVE PONIES AND KEN KANEKI IS MY FLUFFY UNICORN!I LOVES SKITTLES AND WHIPCREAM!STABBING PEOPLE WITH SPORKS IS FUN! RAP MONSTER IS MY EVERYTHING I LOVES HIM LIKE OOHHH MMYY GLOOOBSSS YES!!!ALSO I THINK PINEAPPLES ARE THE ROOT OF ALL EVULLLLLL BUT IM SERIOUS I LOVES NAMJOON!!ALSO I CRY REALLY EASILY I DONT KNOW WHATS WRONG WITH ME!?IM ALSO REALLY LOUD FOR NO APPARENT REASON AND I ENJOY UNICORN PUZZLES!SCOOBY SCOOBY DOO WHERE ARE YYOOUUU!I LOVE RAP MONSTER HE IS MY HUBBY!"I yelled and started fangirling at the thought of rap monster.
After I was done fangirling for the past 5 minutes,I just realized that I was the only one talking and now there is an oddly uncomfortable silence in this room.
Everyone stared at me with a blank expression on there faces.
"OH I ALSO LOVE EATING THE CHICKEN SANDWICH!!!!"
I yelled trying to break the silence.
Pigeon looks real annoyed and he pretends I never said anything.
Um..so anyways where is my friend!!?Was she here with you??!!!I asked.
Thats none of your concern Pigeon says glaring at me
"UMMMM MATTER IN FACT IT IS MY CONCERN BECAUSE SHE IS MY BEST FRIEND!!"I yelled
Laito,Kanato,and Ayato was laughing at me when I said that.
"WELL YOU KNOW ITS BEEN A NICE CONVERSATION AND ALL BUT IM ABOUT TO GET OUT OF HERE BECAUSE IM GOING TO LOOK FOR MY FRIEND!AND NOW I THINK ABOUT IT I SHOULD SHUT UP YELLING OUT MY PLANS OUTLOUD!!!"I yelled
"Wait a minute dont you think its rude to just leave?"Pigeon said
"BRUHHHH!!!! I DO NOT GIVE A CRAP ABOUT MANNERS AND WHATS RUDE OR NOT!!"I yelled and was about to walk away but I stopped because Pigeon was glaring at me
"You are the new bride he sent us which means you have to live here and do as we say"Shu said
Nufufu I cant wait to have so much fun with Kitty-Chan!!~Laito said happily
"THATS JUST STUPID LETS JUST KILL HER ALREADY!SHE'S ANNOYING AS IT IS!"
Subaru said in anger
Oh and another he said we cant kill herShu said
Pigeon was looking at me and so was everyone else.
"Sssooooo...does this mean I can go home now?"I asked
"No you cannot this will be your new home"Pigeon said
I rolled my eyes
"Yeah right as If Im gonna stay here!Im going to Burger King!!"I said and was about to walk off
Honestly I never meant someone so rude and immature like you Pigeon said
BRUH HE CANT BE TALKING
SHUTUP LOOKING LIKE A WRINKLY OLD BUTTCHEEK "BOTTLE OF TOOTHPASTE, PEPPORINI AND CHEESE SANDWICH!YOUR THE ONE THATS RUDE!
DONT YOU THINK ITS RUDE FORCING ME TO LIVE HERE AGAINST MY OWN WILL!"I yelled
SCREW YOU AND SCREW THIS MANSION!!ALL OF Y'ALL LOOK LIKE PIECE OF CRAP!!IM GETTING OUT OF HERE IF THATS THE LAST THING I DO!!SSSOO GOTTA BLAST!!I yelled and made a run for it to the door.
I got up from the couch and of course I had to trip on air and scraped my knees.
I gasped in horror when I seen my knees.
"NNNNOOOO!!!!!
GOSH DANG IT I NEED SOME COCOA BUTTER!
MY KNEES ARE ASHY AGAIN!!!"I said and started crying uncontrollably.
The brothers looked at me and smirked.
I was crying while I was going through my purse looking for my cocoa butter lotion.
I found it but It was empty.
My face was terrified as I slowly looked up to see the brothers.
I gasped in horror realizing that Rin got my lotion.
"PLEASE I BEG YOU!!! HELP ME I NEEDDDD SOME LOTION!!!"I yelled and start crying
Wait a minute..
Now I think about it how could I trip in the first place?!!
The floor was just laying there!
How could I possible trip on the floor!!!
My ashy knees started bleeding really bad and I looked up to see there eyes were all glowing red and I seen fangs.....
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