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A/N:Sorry about the last chapters I know that there really lame but I was running out of ideas in what to write...again *sighs*
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The bet...didnt turn out how we planned..and well neither of us won so we both called it a quits.

Well apparently were all BANNED from Chuck E.Cheese

Before you begin to start pointing fingers at me or say "It was obviously Ally's fault"lets just take a moment and consideration here that maybe just maybe its somebody elses fault...

See to make things clear...It wasnt my fault that we got banned from Chuck E.Cheese
It was everybody elses fault..not mine

Apparently hacking the computer to figure out the password for there high speed Wifi,beating the crap out of a snotty nose kid,cutting in line,stealing pizzas and candy,sleeping on the middle of the floor,asking kids if they want to touch your knife,cussing kids out,calling kids worthless livestock and destroying the wall by furiously punching it...Is against store policy?

To make things worse we all had to listen to Pigeons hourly lecture in the limo and we all had to hear Kanatos whines and complaining about how his tokens had "magically" disappear soon as he got them for an hour straight.

I thought today would be actually exciting you know but I was awfully wrong...
I was bored once again in this awkwardly quiet limo
Im so hungry I really wants to eat a chicken sandwich.

I really wanna go to sleep but I just dont feel like it..

I was distracted by my thoughts that it felt like a matter a seconds to realize that we was in front of the mansion

I was the first one to step out of the limo
I yawned again and slowly went my way up to the door.
I really wanted to go to sleep in my room

As I was walking in this mansion I was walking upstairs to go to Ayatos room.
I opened his door and collapse on his bed and I quickly fell asleep.

Ayato tried to wake me up but I glared at him which made him automatically stopped trying to wake me up
Lemme just sweeeppp I whined and I went underneath the covers to fall asleep.

****Next Day*********

Kitty-Chan!!Laito yells while eating grass.
Laito I know this is a dream in all but Why is your head on a horses body but most importantly why are you here?I asked while eating whipcream in a bowl
Nfufufu Kitty-chan your so cute I can just eat you up~Laito cooes and transoforms into a waterbuffalo

Back off Water Buffalo Horse-Face shes mine!Ayato yelled while hugging me possesively

No she isnt Kitty-Chan is Mine!Laito said and he started to eat some grass

Then Laito turned into a cow
Mmmmoooooo!!Laito yelled

Thats what I just said shes mine!Ayato yelled

Umm correction but my real name is actually "Mine"No really it is see!!I said and showed them my birth certificate

Hmmm?"Mine"Ally Chicken Nuggets"..Laito said while looking at the birthcertificate
that I was holding

Hahahahaha see I told you Melons is really Mine!Ayato said while smirking

Gosh what is wrong with my mind!!This dream is cringey and retarded...Thats it Im waking up so this dream is over!!I said and started pinching my arm to wake up from this dream

I hate blood I will never drink blood again Ayato said out of nowhere

Yep a dream I said

Then a floating stuffed bear floated above the ground
It was none other than Teddy

Teddyicus Stuffbearicus I challenged you to duel!Let us fight with our weapons at once!I yelled

Teddy smirked

He pulled out a sword
Let us fight as one Teddy said in a deep voice

Then the elderscrolls skyrim music starts playing again

We was fighting with our swords
Then out of nowhere Teddy was moving his hands and started to levitate (Sryy I misspelled that word Lol)laserbeams and floating chicken legs and started to attack me

You think you can defeat me Mortal!!Teddy says in deep voice

He stabbed my heart with a chicken wang and I was laying there on the ground thinking about how I wasnt able to charge my phone.
My phone was on 2%.

TEDDDYY I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE JUST YOU WAIT AFTER IM DONE WITH YOU I SHALL CHOP OFF YOUR BALLS AND SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR THROAT AND THROW YOU IN THE DEPTHS OF RAW SEWAGE SO YOU CAN TASTE CRAP AND PEE FOR THE REST OF YOUR MISERABLE LIFE YOU FILTHY PEASANT!!I yelled and coughed up a chicken sandwich

MELONS!!MELONS!!MELONS!!!WAKE UP!!I hear a loud voice from the skies
Ross lynch....is that you?I asked squinting my eyes while looking at the sky above me
WAIT ARE YOU RAP MONSTER!!!?I asked while smiling really big
MELONS!!

I woke up and I feel Ayato shaking my arm
Melons wake up!!He yelled while shaking me

OKAY OKAY IM UP DUDE CHILL!!I said in my morning raspy voice
Like bruh what the heck man w-wait a minute why are you waking me up!I yelled still half asleep

I heard what you said Melons..Ayato said in anger completely changeing the topic
Ummm...what are you talking about?I asked yawning and stretching my arms.
Tch Melons stop acting dumb you were talking in your sleep!! I heard what you said!! Ayato said in a hint of anger in his voice

I opened my mouth to say something but he didnt let me finish my sentence

So whose this ROSS LYNCH GUY HUH?!OR SHOULD I EVEN ASK WHO IS THIS "RAP MONSTER"IS HUH!?He asked pratically yelling at me

NAMJOON!!OMG HES HERE!!!!WHERE!!?I yelled excited and looking around

Ayato was glaring at me

AND WHO IS THIS TEDDYICUS STUFFBEARICUS HUH!!ARE YOU SERIOUSLY IN LOVE WITH A STUFFED BEAR INSTEAD OF YOURS-TRULY!!?He asked while yelling at me

UM YEAH IM IN LOVE WITH RAP MONSTER!!HES FACE IS SO CUTE!!!I yelled while fangirling over him

OI YOURS-TRULY IS BETTER THAN THIS "MONSTER RAP"YOU SPEAK OF!!He said and rolled his eyes

Eh??Rap Monster is twenty thousand times good looking then you I thought

Of course Ayato you are better than Rap Monster I lied
He didnt know I was lying when I said that

So anyways..why did you wake me up I said
He shrugged
Dunno I was bored so I just felt like it Ayato said

I slowly stood up from my bed and stretched my arms
I was joking melons well that Tableware Otaku said that we gotta go to school today He said while mocking pigeons voice

But its only Midnight I wanna go back to sleep I whined
No go get dressedAyato said

AYATO I DONTS WANT TO GO TO SCHOOL!IM TOO COOL FOR SCHOOL ANYWAYS!I said and threw my pillow at him.
He caught the pillow with one hand and toss it on the floor.

Melons you're going to school you dont have a choice He says
UGGGGHHHH FINE!I said in defeat.

Ayato smirks and teleports out of my room leaving me to change into my stupid school uniform.

I brushed my teeth and got dressed while secretly plot my revenge against Pigeon

I was so tired but I still manage to get dressed for school

I deserve a freaking reward

I went to the bathroom real quick not taking a glance at the mirror at all
I was trying to comb my tornado hair

After that I looked at my reflection and mentally barfed

Eh at least my face looks kinda decentI said to my reflection and shrugged
Pssh Gurl PLEASE You look so good like forreal you go get him GURRRLL!!Woot woot!!!My reflection said and started danceing

I rubbed my eyes
Gosh I needs some sleep my brain is going crazy well crazier than usual

I walked out of the bathroom and putting my mickey mouse vans on and left my room to go downstairs
After that I seen my best friends in the world Rin.

RRRIIIIINNNNN!I yelled and ran towards her and gave her a big hug
Rin almost dropped her phone in her hands and she hugged me back.

Ayato was ticked off but Laito was enjoying this

Then I seen Azusa and I smiled really big and hugged him

Hello...Eve...He says quietly while smiling at me
I smiled and said Hi back to him
The both of us was about to walk to the limo outside and have a small conversation but Ayato stopped us from stepping any further.
All of a sudden Ayato got upset and pulled me away from Azusa.

MELONS BELONGS TO YOUR-TRULY'S SHE ISNT YOUR WIFE AZUSA!!Ayato yelled at Azusa
And Ayato pulled me closer to him away from Azusa.

WIFE?!! I said and looked at Ayato confused
WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT RETARD?I asked
But....Eve is....Nice He says timidly

OI PIPSQUEAK DONT MESS WITH YOURS-TRULY THINGS SHES MINE!Ayato yelled
Azusa opened his mouth to say something but I said something first before he did

AZUSA YOU ARE SO ADORABLE!!!I yelled and hugged azusa
I looked at azusa then at ayato and sighed.
I wonder whats ayatos problem today?. .I thought

I laughed a little at the thought of Ayato being jealous.
Geeez Ayato why are you acting this way? Are you jealous or something? I asked while laughing
He blushed and tried to hide it and walked away to the limo without answering my question.

W-Wait Ayato!!I yelled from behind him.
I caught up with him and hug him
Ayato Im sorry and before you asked Azusa and I arent married...Were friends and were not into each other like that....I said and All I got from him was a simply nod and he was holding my hand to the limo.
Everyone sat in the limo and Pigeon was last to get in he limo so he closed the door behind him and sat down with the rest of us.

The limo drive took forever to drive to the school.
I was literally dying on the inside because the awkwardness was too strong for me.

NO I SAID TO GET OUT OF HERE!!! GET AWAY FROM ME AWKWARDNESS!!!I yelled and tried to open the windows
When I succeeded By trying to open the windows a huge gush of air was welcomed in the limo
ALLY SIT DOWN RIGHT NOW AND CLOSE THE WINDOW!Pigeon yelled at me as If he was my mom.

TOGETHER!TOGETHER!!TOGETHER EVERYONE!!WERE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER YES WE ARE!!WHO WE ARE MAKE OUR DREAMS COME TTTRRRUUUUEEE!!!I sung loudly and started to clap my hands

I pulled out a pokeball from out of nowhere.
RETARDNESS I CHOOSE YOU!!!I yelled and toss the pokeball in the air
It hit Yuma on the head and he glared at me

SOW!!He yelled
Ummmmmmmmm.....whose sow?My name is Professor Chicken Nuggets!!I yelled
and laughed like maniac

Ally...are you okay?Kanato asked me

Hmmph Of course not!Ally is crazy!Subaru said in a rude tone of his voice

No...she isnt...Ally is...sweet Azusa said timidly while smiling

Awww Thank you for the nice compliment AZUSA!!I yelled while smiling back at him
I hugged Azusa and Ayato snatched me away from Azusa and forced me to sit on his lap
Ayato!I whined
What!!He said

I eat pears I said

Ughhhh Not again!Why wont this human shutup!!Subaru said annoyed

I have a confession to make I said and I stood up from Ayatos lap
I looked at everyone and pretended to speak through my imaginary microphone.

The truth is Ruki..remember the other day you got upset because you seen bitemarks all over your books and I said that It was Teddy that did that...Well I lied...I said and everyone turned the heads and had there full attention towards me as I was continuing talking.

He looked at me and he was slowly becoming angrier
Livestock it was you wasnt it?Well its time to punish you Ruki said with no facial expression
No thats not what Im trying to say at all!!Im trying to say that It was Yuma not Me!I yelled and pointed at Yuma

RUKI!!! SOW'S LYING I WOULD NEVER EAT YOUR BOOKS!!!Yuma yelled while eating his sugar cubes
LIAR I KNOW IT WAS YOU!!I yelled
NO UH!
YEAH HUH!!I KNOW JAKE TOLD ME!!!I yelled
WHO THE HECK IS JAKE?!!Yuma asked

YOU'RE THE ONE THAT KILLED BOB!!I said
Neko-Chan Are you feeling well?Kou asked

OF COURSE NOT MR.WHISKERS!!!YUMA HAS BEEN EATING RUKI'S BOOKS!!I yelled
Neko-Chan Im not Mr.Whiskers._.Kou said

WELL IM NOT A CAT SO DEAL WITH IT!YOUR NEW NAME IS MR.WHISKERS!!!I said to Kou

YUMA STOP EATING BOOKS ALL THE TIME YOU WIERDO!I yelled at Yuma
Eww Rin said in disgust
I HAVE NOT!Yuma said and roll his eyes.
WHEN WILL THIS LYING END YOU FILTHY PIG!!I yelled at Yuma

UGGGHH SOW YOUR TICKING ME OFF NOW!Yuma said

I had blank expression on my face and I ignored the fact that Yuma was still talking to me.
Thank you guys so much for voting for me!!I promise to fufill my duties as the proper queen I am!I said and bowed and sat back where I just sat.

Does anyone have any idea what Neko-Chan is talking about?Kou said

SSSHHUUTTT UUPPPPP YUMA AND SUFFER!!!
SUUUUUFFFEEERRRRR FEEEEEELLLL PPPAAIINNNN!!!!I hissed at Yuma
WHAT THE HECK!!!?I DIDNT EVEN SAY ANYTHING SOW!!!Yuma yelled

I took his ziploc bag of sugar cubes and pour it all in my mouth and smirked.
My face scrunched up and started coughing
I spit it out and coughed

Y-Yuma w-was that s-sugar cubes?I yelled trying to spit out what I thought Was sugar cubes.
Nope thats salt Yuma said casually and pulled out another bag and Im gonna assume that those were the one with sugar cubes in it

I threw the "salt" cubes at Yuma!!

HOW DARE YOU USE FOOD AGAINST ME YOU WORTHESS EAGLE I SHOULD CHOP OFF YOUR BALLS AND MAKE YOU EAT THEM!!YOU SHOULD SUFFER AND FEEEL PAAAIINNNN!!I yelled and started stabbing Yuma with a spork.

WHAT ARE YOU NOW THE BALLS CHOPPER?!Yuma yelled
Kou and Yuma was snickering

YES I AM IM A NORMAL HUMAN BY DAY AND A SAMURAI BALLS CHOPPER BY NIGHT!I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BALLS CHOPPER!!FEAR ME!!I said and everyone looked at me as If Im the one thats crazy._.

Oi melons Stop that!Ayato yelled
I looked at Ayato and started crying
BBUUUTTTT WWHHYYYSS!!I yelled
Hmmph!Because Ore-Sama said so!!He yelled
Okay Professor whatever you say I said and started to eat my cookies

PROFESSOR!?IM ORE-SAMA!Ayato yelled while blushing
UMMMMM WAIT NEVERMIND YOUR SPONGEBOB!!I yelled
I pointed at Laito
YOUR PLANKTON!I yelled
Laito smiled
Awww shes grown up so fastLaito said and smiled happily

And Im your pet snail Gary that says Meow!!!I yelled
No your not Melons!Ayato yelled
YES I AM RETARD-SAMA!I yelled
He rolled his eyes in response
Did you know that Im secretly Google I said
LIAR!!YOUR NOT GOOGLE!Kanato yelled
YES I AM KANATO IM GOOGLE!!!I yelled
He started crying
TEDDY SAYS YOURE NOT GOOGLE!!Kanato yelled
WELL IF IM NOT GOOGLE THEN TEDDY IS A HIPPO!!I said and Kanato gasped in horror

TEDDY IS NOT A HIPPO!!HE IS A BEAR!!Kanato yelled
LIAR LIAR PANTS OVER HIRE!!I yelled and stuck my tongue out
WILL THE BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP FOR ONCE!ALLY YOUR NOT GOOGLE AND KANATO YOUR STUPID BEAR ISNT A HIPPO!!!Subaru yelled and punching the wall of the limo

HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO KNOW THAT YOUR TELLING THE TRUTH HUH SUBARU!!I yelled
UUUGGGHHH SHUTUP FOR ONCE YOUR SO ANNOYING!!He yells in anger
WHAT WAS THAT SUBARU ALL I HEARD WAS YOU SAYING VROOM VROOM VROOM!!I yelled
Pigeon glared at me
Ally be quiet Pigeon said while glaring at me
I looked at everyone in the limo and huffed my breathe
Well maybe some of us will be playing better,If someone didnt had Big Meaty Claws!I said underneath my breath
What did you say?!Subaru asked angrily
I SAID BIG MEATY CLAWS!!I yelled
Rin was laughing and Yui was scared out of her mind
Everyone else besides me and Subaru was watching us with a blank facial expression.
Subaru was about to stand up from his seat but soon as he stood up he lost his balance and fell on the floor.
The limo came to a stop which means we was finally here at the school.
So anyways we was finally in front of the school
I pushed Kanato out of the way because he was walking really slow
Then I ran out of the limo

Soon as a stepped out of the limo to the outside world,my nostrils instantly smell the smell of misery and stupidity.

Do you smell that?I asked Pigeon
Smell what?Pigeon said in iriitated voice

I sniffed the air again and looked at Pigeon

Its a...Smell.You know a smelly smell smell...that smells..smelly Rin said
Eh?That doesnt make any sense I smell musty arm pits and cheese I said and scrunched up my nose trying to not smell this odor

Rin bursted out laughing
Are you serious!Honestly I dont have time for this Ally you better be in your best behavior at all times do you understand me!Pigeon yelled
And that goes for you to!He said pointing at Ayato
Ayato and I rolled our eyes at the same time
Pssh whatever We said at the same time.
Wow I never really knew how much I hated school...til just now!!I just hate school so much!I said smiling

Then of course they were a HUGE crowd of stupid Fangirls screaming and saying" OMG Its the Sakamakis and The Mukamis!!"You know the usual bullcrap as usual
And one girl took off her pants and screamed I LOVE YOU LAITO SIGN MY PANTS!!!
I looked at Rin and she looked at me like Bruh these girls are retarded
Laito ran to the "fangirls"and started flirting with them and all of them and Laito left to go inside the school building

I was walking behind Ayato and hugging him from behind

Tch Melons I get it your obsess with Yours-Truly but Stop hugging me so much!He yells while blushing
Well its not my fault that your huggableI said while still hugging him
ALLY!Pigeon yelled
Uughhhhh What!I said like a little kid

If I hear that you got after school attention again I will surely punish you.I am seriousHe said while glaring at me

Oooohhhhh I see whats going on!You see Im not intrested so yeah no thanks I said
What are you talking about...?Pigeon said confused
Ummm what I meant was Okay Fam!I got chu!!I said in a ghetto voice
Then I ran off following Ayato,Rin,Yuma,Kanato,Azusa,and Subaru inside the school building.

We was all walking in the hallway and I was being retarded as usual

If your happy and you know it clap your hands!I sung for the millionth time.
Everyone groaned and started yelling at me telling me to shut up and stop singing that stupid song
Well except for Rin
Rin was the only one that actually clapped her hands.
SOW SHUT UP!!!Yuma yelled
I WILL IF EVERYONE FREAKING CLAP THERE HANDS!I yelled angrily

Now everyone sing with me!!If your happy and you know it clap your hands!I sung angrily

..So annoying...I hear Subaru mumbled underneath his breath
WHO IN THE FISH FARTS DO YOU THINK YOU TALKING TOO!!I yelled

You you stupid sow!Yuma yelled
YOU KNOW WHAT I HAD ENOUGH!I yelled which this time everyone in the hallway was looking at us
I dropped my bookbag on the floor and Yuma was glaring at me
And everyones eyes in the hallway was looking at me.

YUMA MUKAMI I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL!!!I yelled

Yuma smirked
Sow I accept your challemge let us duel!He yelled
The both of us pulled out our Yu-Gi-Oh cards from our pockets

Then we played paper,rock scissors to see who will go first.
Yuma and I said "Paper,Rock,scissors" at the same time but he had paper and I had scissors
Yay I go first!!I said while smiling
He rolled his eyes and mumbled a whatever
I summoned Retard-Sama on to the field!!I yelled and placed my card down.

WAIT ARE YOU SERIOUS SOW?!Yuma yelled but Ayato suddenly appeared in front of me and Yuma
I smirked
As you can tell once I use my Retard-Sama cards then Im invincible!Now Retard-Sama attack!!I yelled
He turned around and looked at me as if im stupid.
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR RETARD-SAMA I SAID ATTACK!!I yelled
Tch Melons you dont order me around !Ayato said while smirking at me

I was about to say something else but he teleported away somewhere.
OH REALLY YOUR JUST GONNA LEAVE ME!!!I yelled
Ughhh fine just skip my turn!Yuma you can go ahead!I said

I summon Sugar cubes unto the field!!Yuma said
Next thing you know,I see giant sugar cubes with angry vicious faces ready to attack.

Bruh!!Yuma seriously dude!!Sugar cubes!!?I yelled trying not to laugh
Whats next?Your gonna summon your vegetable gardenI said laughing
He blushed and quickly replaced it with a frown.
Sugar cubes Attack!!!Yuma yelled and the giant sugar cubes took 1000 life points away from me

I frowned
I was about to place another card down but the bell rung and everyone in the hallway is gone...including Yuma

I sighed and picked up my cards amd placed my bookbag strap over my shoulder and walked off
I was skipping happily to my classroom because I was bored.
IM OFF TO SEE THE WIZARD THE WONDERFUL WIZARD OF....OH SWEET MOTHERFUL OF PEARLS WHAT THE HECK!!!?I yelled and seen Laito making out with a random chick in the hallway

EEEEWWWWWW COOTIES!!!I yelled in disgust and ran off so I didnt had to punish my eyes much longer.

I finally found my classroom
wait I dont know Im not sure and I immediately barged in there noticed that the lights was off.
I turned the lights on and I see Pigeon drinking Yui's blood
I seen a lot of blood and she looked like she was "dead"
I felt naseous because seeing the sight Pigeons ugly face.
I ran off to the bathroom and locked the door behind me and barfed my gutts off because Pigeon looks so ugly ..Yep Im gonna be here for a while

~2 hours Later~

I missed my first class period and I actually did had an excuse for my abstence.
Pigeon thought I was lying when I told him I was in the bathroom puking but whatever
He later on tried to get me to drink the "medicine" but I dont trust Pigeon whenever he gives medicine because Yui told me her experience and yeah Pigeon is a butthole.

Anyways at Lunch I was sitting by myself on a rooftop waiting for Ayato.
Hahahaha that sounds so cliche.
Ayato then suddenly appeared out of nowhere causing me to scream in fear.
He was laughing at me
I rolled my eyes and gave him a big hug

Did you bring the stuff?I asked him while whispering
Pssh Of Course Not Why Would I bring it?Its drugs you know I hate those Drugs you humans use!Ayato said and rolled his eyes
I facepalmed

FOR THE LAST TIME AYATO FUNDIP ISNT A DRUG ITS CANDY!!!!I yelled
As If I believe you!Of course its a drug!Ayato said

All I wanted was for Ayato to bring me my bag of Fundip that was in my room in the mansion but he keeps acting stupid!!

AYATO GIVE MY FUNDIP!I whined
NO!Ayato said

Ayato?I said
Yea what?He said

I whispered in his ear
I just experienced High Tide!!!I said like the surfer fish from Spongebob

Ummm...okay?O_O

Ayato may I jump off big building?I asked
No you cannot Ayato said in anger
Your mine Melons Ayato said
Oh okay!!!😄I said smiling

Your not gonna say"Im not yours Im my own person"?Ayato said confused

OF COURSE NOT WHY WOULD I DO THAT!!?I yelled hugging him
I sniffed him and smiled
You smell like food...I love food I said smiling

I should be saying that to youHe said smirking
Well then...thats not wierd at all....I said
My stomach growled
Oh yeah I forgot I need to go get some food I thought

Im gonna go in the lunchroom and see if they have any foodI said
My stomach growled again and I ran off to the cafetaria.

Please let it be some good in there!Oh please oh please I beg you dont let it be some crappy food like last time I mentally said to myself as I was running to the cafetaria

At that moment as I opened the doors to the lunch room I heard the angels again singing together in harmony

I seen a delicious chicken sandwich and fries!!
FFFOOOODDDD!!I yelled in a demonic voice and pushed people out of my way

I jumped over chairs and tables,shoved people out of the way so that I can get me a chicken sandwich!

I grabbed all of the chicken sandwiches I seen and piled them up on 5 plates
I was carrying them and threw Ayato's wallet that I stole from him to the lunch lady and I smiled like crazy.

Everyone was looking at me in shocked,disgust,and/or confusion as I walk to the table where the Sakamaki and The Mukami's was sitting at.
HHHAAAAYYYY GUYS!!I said happily as I sat down making sure that I didnt spill any of the chicken sandwiches on my plates.
Oh my goodness Yui said speechless as she stares at my plate
WHAT?!!IS THERE A PROBLEM HUH!!YOU WANNA FIGHT!!I yelled and was about to stand up from my chair but she quickly said "No theres no problem!!"

I was already eating a chicken sandwich and I smiled
Hmmmm ssooo good I said while eating a chicken sandwich
Everyone at the table was staring at me as I already finished my first sandwich
I hissed at everyone and began to devour my plate of deliciousness

Ha!Sow if you keep eating so much you'll be fat!And more fat means more blood!!He said and smirked
I looked at him and blinked

What?He said eating his burger
I looked at Ayato and I took some of his fries on his plate
Yuma Im sorry but Im currently am married to Ayato I said eating a fry

Ummmm what are you talking about sow?!Yuma yelled
I looked at Ayato and showed Yuma my ring on my finger
Ummmm sow?Thats a ring pop....Yuma said

I coughed and cleared my throat.
EXCUSE ME PEASANT BUT HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY BEAUTIFUL RING!I yelled
Are you okay Melons?!Ayato asked

Teddy I think Ally is on drugsKanato said talkng to teddy
Sow your acting crazier than usual Yuma said eating sugar cubes

Subaru was getting ticked off again and he kept telling me to shut up but I ignored him

Few minutes later the lunch bell ring and I started to freak out
Whats wrong Ally?!Rin asked
THE BELL!!IT MEANS THAT IT HAS BEGUN!!!I yelled
NNNNNOOOO I DONT WANNA GO TO HISTORY CLASS!!!I whined while Rin was pulling my arm towards our classroom

Me neither but we still have to go!!Rin said
I huffed and puffed in anger and finally gave up.
Its not fair the teacher in there is mean!!He hates me just because I asked him if we can all watch Hetalia in that class!But Nnnoooo The teacher has to be a butthole!!

Just think of it this way!Ayato is in that class..Rin said
I ran in there while smiling really big
And I seen an empty desk next to Ayato
Kanato was about to sit down in that desk but I ran full speed and pushed him out of the way.

He fell on the ground and started crying
The teacher walked im the classroom and noticed that Kanato was laying on the middle of the floor sobbing while holding Teddy.
He sighed and spoke up
Mr.Sakamaki please take a seat in a desk He said rather impaitently
He cried louder and ran out of the classroom.
Okay class before we start the lesson about the Civil war does anyone have a question He said while picking up his history book from his desk
I raised my hand up
Yes Ally do you have anything to say?He asked while rolling his eyes
Who invented the Sporks?I asked

Everyone started laughing as soon as I said that
Mr Whats his face glared at me and ignored my question
He started to flip the pages from his history book and he spoke out loud to everyone.
Okay class turn to page 352 Chapter 5 and answer the following questions about the war on a seperate sheet of paper.You may use your book for this assignment but dont cheat on anyone elses paper understood?He said and everyone said Yes Sir or whatever

After he said that he walked back to his desk and sat down and began grading papers
The room was quiet well except for the adorable sounds of Ayato snoring beside me

I was watching him sleep and sighed happily
Rin threw a piece of paper at me
I picked up the balled up paper and read it in my head.

Your face looks like a puppy looking at a bag of dog food

I looked at Rin and I mouthed "Jerk"and she started laughing
I laughed and rolled my eyes and I decided to wake Retard-Sama up.
Psstt Retard-Sama!I whispered and poked his arm
Psst!!I said and slightly shook his arm
No I dont wannna He said quietly and turned his head the other way as he was laying his head on top of the desk.
WAKE UP YOU IDIOT!I whispered loudly and threw my flip flop at him
OWWWWWW!!Ayato said
Okay Okay Im up Geesh!Ore-Sama cant help it if he's bored!He said

I raised my hand to get whats his face attention
UMMM *clears throat loudly*EXCUSE ME MR.TEACHER I MEAN SENSEI SIR!I yelled
Shoot I forgot where in Japan Wait I think
Are we?!

Rin Were in Japan right now right?I asked
Yeah I think so..Rin said
Yes what do you want?The teacher asked me

Eh?Oh What do I want..Well I want A chicken sandwich.Some porkchops and Butterbeans.I want Fries with A Milkshake and I want...

Dettention!He said angrily and hand me the slip
WHAT ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!!I LITERALLY JUST GOT HERE HOW DID I GET DETTENTION THAT FAST!!!I JUST ANSWERED HIS QUESTION!!IS THIS DUDE STUPID!!!I thought

When he turned around I glared at him and ripped up the dettention slip to shreds and threw it away without him seeing me.

As If Im going to some Dettention!I mumbled underneath my breath and I walked to my desk and sat back down on my chair
I see Ayato laughing at me
Its not funny I mumbled

Hahahaha he said what did you want and you said...Hahahaha...you said Butterbeans and Milkshake!Hahaha Melons Ayato said while laughing
His eyes started to water up and his face was kindav red like his hair and my hair combine.

While the teacher wasnt looking I turned around to see Rin on her phone
Rin I whispered
Hmm?What?Rin whispered
*speak in rick ross voice*I eat Pears I said

She looked at me and she couldnt stop laughing.
CACCAAWWWWWW BOOM SHAKALAKA KING KONG BOOOOM HA GOT EMMM!!I said

Ayato was crying and coughing because he choked on his spit
I started to do the whip
and started singing the song Steal your Man

YAH AYE POP IT POP IT POP IT POP IT YAH AYE LEFT FOR HOOD LEFT FOR HOOD!YAH AYE DONT FALL SLEEP!YAH AYE STEAL YOUR MAN STEAL YOUR MAN! I was getting lit and I was dabbing while sitting in my seat

The bellrung and I ran out of the classroom like the road runner from Looney Tunes

GOTTA BLAST!!I yelled like jimmy neutron as I ran out of that boring classroom.

Dont forget about Dettention young lady!The history teacher said

Ha as If Im going!I thought and walked out of the classroom like a boss

I was running and I seen Pigeon glaring at me like I broke his teacup set or something.

So Yeah I was staring at him right back
He didnt blink or anything

This was starting to get an intense staring contest between the both of us
But I was determined That I wouldnt blink

It wasnt even three seconds later I blinked of course and Pigeon was walking closer to me and he had the anger
look on his face

OH SHOOT I thought
I GOTTA MAKE A RUN FOR IT I thought and started to panick as Pigeon slowly started to walk closer to me
If looks can kill I wouldve been dead by now.

So Yeah I ran
It felt like I was in a horror movie and I was being chased by the serial killer
I was running so fast I didnt pay attention to where I was going
I tripped over my untied shoelace and fell down the stairs and I was literally rolling like miku was in the song "Rolling girl"

After a
minute of me rolling down the stairs I collapsed and fell on something "soft" like a pillow??

Ummmmm what?
I looked around to see what the heck just happened and I was instantly met with a pair of blue eyes and blonde hair

It was Shu

Our faces was uncomfortably a few inches away from each other
His wide awake and yeah this is extremely awkward

And what makes it more awkward is the postiton were in
Im literally on top of him and yeah This is awkward

Hes smirking at me

Such a perverted woman you are Shu said and smirked
I....UMMMMMM....UMMM WHAT?! I said and I hurried up and Got off of him
And what makes this situation worse is that when I was rolling down the stairs my cookies in my purse are all crushed up and ruined
I stared in horror at the mashed up cookies and crumbs all over the floor knowing that those cookies was the best thing in the world.

I really wanted to eat those cookies.

MY COOKIES!I yelled in horror

Ughhhh So Tired Shu mumbles
WHY!WHY ME!!WHY TAKE MY COOKIES AWAY FROM ME!!WWWWWWHHHHYYYYYYYY!!!!!I yelled and collapsed on the floor and sobbed uncontrollably
I picked up the cookie crumbs and started to cry
He didnt say anything else but all I heard was snoring.

I opened my purse and seen nothing but a crushed up ziploc bag of cookies and sadness.

I fell down on my knees and look at the sky again said Wwwwhhhyyyyyy Meeeee!!!

He lazily opened his eyes and closed them again

Yo Melons!Ayato said and ran up to me
Then I heard crunching noises as he was stepping all over the cookies.

Hehehe he said "Yo"in like Yo Yo Man Where da money at?I thought and started laughin
He was looking at me like I was crazy
I cleared my throat and coughed
*clears throat*S-Sorry Ayato um what do you want?I asked

Well that Tableware Otaku said that for now on you'll be in his classes with him and that lazy sloth Ayato said and rolled his eyes
I stared at him in horror at what he just said

No No No!Please tell me that this isnt happening!!I said and started to panick
Melons?You Okay?!He asked
No Im not okay!Pigeon is so lame and Shu is...just Shu but thats not the point!I wanna be in all of your classes I whined and hugged him
Honestly Yours-Truly can careless what Tableware Otaku says!This place is boring Im leaving out of here.Ayato said and walked out he stopped walking and turned arount to look at me
Cmon Melons lets go He said
I smiled really big while Ayato teleported himself and including me far away from school.

Where do you think your going Ayato?I hear pigeons voice behind us
I turned around and seen Pigeon glaring at us and had his arms crossed

PIGEON WE WAS OFF TO GO THE.....UH WE WAS GOING TO THE MUSEUM YEAH!!I said smiling and nodding
A part of me was hoping that Pigeon wouldnt be suspicious and he wouldnt tell if I was lying or not

He lifted his eyebrow while still glaring at Ayato and I the same time.
He was about to say something but Ruki teleported here out of nowhere

School ends in an 1 hour why in the world isnt livestock in class?Ruki said while looking at me with a blank expression on his face

Uggh not this blue haired loser again!Pigeon and this blue haired freak needs to go away theyre so annnooyyyyiinnnggg I thought while pretending to listen to what theyre saying

Livestock Ruki said catching my attention
I frowned
Why does he keep calling me livestock?The real question is why does Yui like being called livestock. Ewww shes secretly a perv I thought and mentally barfed
I opened my mouth to say something but Ayato interrupted me
LIVESTOCK?!!OI SHE ISNT LIVESTOCK SHES MELONS!Ayato yelled while hugging me

Where were you going?Pigeon asked while glaring at me
I....we was...ummm..going to a Muesum?I said trying to talk but my brain is blank

You going to a museum?Pigeon asked in shock
UH HMM.... ITS SO EDUCATIONAL....AND FUN!I said smiling

After that I didnt realize how much time flew by until I heard the school bell rung very loudly

All of the students,including myself quickly ran out of the boring school filled with joy and excitement.
I ran out of the building and I automatically met the outside world and I sighed in happiness and joy.

YES IM FFRREEEEEEEE!!!I ran inside the limo and layed on the floor

I miss you floor...You are the only thing in this world that understands me more than anything I mumbled

I heard Rin clearing her throat and I looked at her confused.

Ally get off the floor right this instant!Pigeon said
Ugghhhh fine I mumbled underneath my breath and stood up from the floor and sat next to Rin in the limo.

YOU CANT TELL ME WHAT TO DO IM GOOGLE!! I yelled
NO YOUR NOT!Kanato yelled.
OH YES I AM AND NEWS FLASH KANATO!!TEDDY ISNT A BEAR HE IS A HIPPO!!I yelled and smirked

Kanato gasped in pure horror what I said about teddy
YOU TAKE THAT BACK!Kanato yelled

NNEEVVEERRRRR!!!MUHAHAHAHAHA I yelled

Good grief Subaru said and rolled his eyes

VROOM VRROOMMM!I yelled

WILL YOU STOP WITH THE CAR JOKES!He yelled
I WILL IF YOU STOP BEING SUCH A GRUMPY CAT ALL OF THE TIME!I yelled
EVERYONE BE QUIET!Pigeon yelled

Ayato laughed
Tableware otaku sounds like an old lady Ayato said to Laito and the both of them started laughing.
APOLOGIZE TO TEDDY ALLY!Kanato yelled

I WILL NEVER DO SUCH A THING!HE DOESNT DESERVE MY APOLOGIES!I said
WAAAAHHHH REJI-SAN!!ALLY WONT AOOLOGIZE TO TEDDY!Kanato said and started sobbing

SHUT UP KANATO NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STUPID CRIES!!AND IM NOT APOLOGIZING TO THAT STUFFED HIPPO!I yelled

HES NOT A HIPPO!!Kanato said and started having a tantrum

YES HE IS! IM GOOGLE I KNOW EVERYTHING AND I KNOW THAT TEDDY IS A HIPPO!!I yelled

Can you guys please be quiet?Yui said in a quiet timid voice
WHAT THE HECK?!YUI WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?!!!I yelled

She looked at me confused

Umm ally-chan I have been here...I never left..Yui said

Sow your so stupid Yuma said out of nowhere and started laughing
Yuma shutup looking like a confused tuna fish sandwich in a bag of doritos!I said and Ayato choked on his spit and started laughing.

Kou was laughing and so was everyone except Yuma and Pigeon.

Kou why are you laughing looking like a chewed up skittle someone stepped on the sidewalk.I said and Shu was laughing too

Eh??Why is everyone laughing all of a sudden?
Kou was mad and he kept glaring at me.
Im guessing he couldnt come up with a comeback so right now hes best option is glaring at me.
I ignored his glares and had a conversation with Rin.

Eventually it all came to an end and the limo was back to being boring, oddly quiet and filled with uncomfortable silence.
Each time it happens I tried my best to break the "ice"but it doesnt work.

An hour later passed and we was back in the mansion,exhausted in what day..I mean NIGHT..we had at school today.

And hopefully it wont be as crazy as it was today

Well actually today was sortav normal

I looked around the mansion and smiled
Wow its wierd that Im comfortable living in a mansion with Vampires I thought
This place almost feels like home
Well so I thought,I yawned and walked to my room interested in what tomorrow brings me.
While I was walking up stairs and I was literally 2 inches away from the door knob of my room until
I heard Pigeon yelling saying " Dont forget about your punishment young lady!Clean the whole house until Morning!"

Ugghhh Again seriously I said in annoyance
I seen Pigeon holding a bucket and cleaning supplies He hands me the cleaning stuff.
I glared at him and took it from him

Oh and another thing this time you wont do it alone because Ayato and Kanato will make sure your doing it right this time.Pigeon said

I rolled my eyes and he teleported somewhere...leaving me to clean this mansion.

Ughh what did I do to deserve this I said as I carry the heavy cleaning supplies and struggle to carry it with me downstairs.