A/N:Sorry If this chapter isnt good.My brain was blank and I didnt have any ideas what to write.

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SHE MY TRAP QUEEN SHE LOOK A BANJOOOO AND I LOVE THE SPORKS AND I AINT NEVER LETTIN GGOOO
*in tune of Trap Queen By Fetty Wap*

AND I EAT COOKIES WITH MY BABY-
I sung through out the mansion
WILL YOU SHUT UP IM TRYING TO SLEEP!!Yuma yelled in his room

I was walking in the hallway.
I barged in his room.
And talked in a deep scary voice.
YO WHERE THE MONEY AT?!I said in a gangster's voice.
OI SOW SHUT UP!!He yelled at me in anger.

I popped my knuckles and my neck.
I did a couple of stretches.
He was looking at me confused.

I shook my hands and face and jump up and down.
I was doing a little bit more warm ups and stretches and I yelled on top of my lungs.
GGGOOOOOOOAAAALLLLLLLLL!!I ran towards him and kicked him in his knee.

He fell on the ground groaning in pain

Did I mention that Im a world star champion when it came to "Kick Ball?"

IM THE REAL M.V. P WHEN IT COMES TO KICK BALL!

WOO WOO WOOOOOO!!!

Oh I almost forgot

Today's Black Friday.

One of the most best holidays of the year

Its the best family traditions that my family loves to celebrate and honor

The sounds of anger and violence brings joy to my heart

Nah Im joking

That made me sound like a complete wierdo just then

Usually My family goes anywhere in sight when it comes to Black Friday :Kmart,Target,Walmart,Barnes and Noble,Hot Topic

Any store in reach we went there

I was in the mansion in my room preparing for the most dangerous battlefields of all time.

I grab my extremely dangerous spork,And I was wearing my uniform(tank top,sweat pants,black boots,and face paint)

I tightened the red
bandanna wrapped around my head
and put some black paint on my face.

I take Black Friday very seriously

I wanted to go to Dollar Tree but I also had other plans to go to another store as well.

So we went to the best store in history of stores

The best store for people who are extremely cheap

It was the one and only....

WALMART

*jazz hands*

*sighs in defeat*But My funds are weak extremely weak

But I really wanted to go to walmart

So I just stole All of Pigeons money from his wallet and blamed it on Kou.

I dragged Subaru and Yuma Because they can be my bodyguards

But Of course I havent told them yet

And I wont tell them

YYUUUMMMAAAAA!!!I yelled and knocking on his door.
WHAT SOW?!!He yelled in Irritaton

What is up with this vampires and horrible nicknames for me and Rin?I thought to myself

RUKI TOLD ME TO TELL YOU THAT YOUR GOING TO HAVE TO GO SHOPPING WITH ME!I lied

He sighed and opened the door

Depends Are we going to buy sugar cubes?He asked

I smiled really big

Of course I lied

Then In a blink of an eye he was fully dress and ready to go shopping with me.

Next stop Tsunbarus Room

Oh boy

This is going to be a tricky one

I ran towards his door and knocked on his door really loudly while calling his name

TSUNBARU!!OPEN THE DOOR!!I yelled

Yuma Tched and Roll his eyes

Hes a lazy bum Just like his Brother Shu He said outloud

Lets just go without him He said and we was ready to walk away until the door to Subarus room opened

Revealing a very angry Tsundere

I smiled really big

TSUNBARU YOUR ALIVE!I exclaimed

He Tched his mouth and was about to slam the door but Yumas foot was on the door thingy

TSUNBARU GO SHOPPING WITH US!I said

No Now go away He said bluntly

I'LL GIVE YOU KISSES!!!I said

He rolled his eyes

Fine He said and roll his eyes blushing

You can get them when were in the storeI said

Oi Melons!Ayato yelled

He scared the crap out of me

AAAAAHHH A RETARD!I yelled in fear and punched him in the gut

He looked at me as if that didnt hurt him

Well nice seeing ya We gotta go....BYE!!I said and dragged Yuma and Tsunbaru with me

I didnt want to take Ayato with me because theres a high risk chance he can get us all kicked out the store for life

Like how he did last time-_-

Anyways Ayato got upset because I didnt tell him where I was going.

But then I gave up and just told him what was going on

ORE-SAMA DEMANDS YOU TO TELL HIM WHERE YOU GOING!He yelled

I took a deep breathe and started rapping
YOU THINK THAT IM PLAYING BOY NO WE DONT USE HANDS BOY NO WE DONT DO FRIENDS..!I said

Um what?O_O

FINE I'LL TELL YOU!YUMA IS GETTING SUGAR THINGYS AND TSUNBARU IS GETTING A WHOLE BUNCH OF KISSES!!I yelled

His face looked furious

No he is not!Ayato yelled in anger

OH YES HE IS HE IS GETTING THEM FROM ME PERSONALLY I OWE HIM!I said
Then I grabbed a handful of hershey kisses from my pocket and gave Tsunbaru some.

I knew that was his favorite candy thats why I got it for him I said

Now what should I bring for black friday

And most importantly Who should I bring

Then an idea popped up in my head

Rin is good at fighting that will be perfect for this wonderful Black Friday

And Ayato

He can be the look out

I looked at Ayato and took his hand and dragged him with me Tsunbaru and Yuma

We walked past by Rin's Room

Me and Rin has been prepared for a situation like this

RIN CODE RAINBOW PURPLE UNICORN STARS!!!I yelled

In a split second she said OH HECK YEAH IM GOING COUNT ME IN!
Then she came out with sweatpants tennis shoes and a tank top

I did an evil laugh

Yeeesssss let us go shopping!!!I said

Oh I almost forgot Pigeon and Ruki doesnt know about us going...

I forgot that I lied to them

I shrugged my shoulders

Not my problem

~25 minutes later~

I smiled as I seen my favorite store....again

This time where going to walmart

It was 3 in the morning and it completely looked like night time

I had to check my watch again Because I somsthing wasnt right

We decided to go to Walmart first then after Walmart we'll go To Dollar Tree.

YUSH WERE HERE!!I yelled throughout the limo in excitement

I ran out the limo to the store and realized walmart didnt open yet

And there was a long line outside

And it was freezing cold outside

Im so glad I brought Smores with me and a lighter

Rin,Tsunbaru,Ayato and Yuma kept complaining about how cold it was out here

I rolled my eyes

GUYS STOP COMPLAINING AND HELP ME START THIS FIRE I whispered out loud and pulled out a lighter from my pocket

Rin looked at the Lighter in horror and snatched the lighter from me and threw it on the road ahead of us

RIN WHAT WHY DID YOU DO THAT I WAS ABOUT TO MAKE SMORES!!I yelled
Rin rolled her eyes and ignore my question.

Then I seen Yuma laughing
YUMA SHUT UP YOUR THE ONLY ONE LAUGHING!I said

SOW I DIDNT DO ANYTHING!Yuma said

SHUT UP STOP YELLING!!!Tsunbaru yelled

IM NOT THE ONE YELLING YOUR YELLING RIGHT NOW!!!!I yelled

NOW YOUR THE ONE YELLING RIGHT NOW!!Yuma yelled

WHY ARE WE YELLING!!Rin asked

ORE-SAMA WANTS YOU ALL TO SHUT UP YELLING!!Ayato yelled

A lot of people was looking at us crazy and was whispering towards each other while looking at us.

I was hugging ayato bc I was freezing

Ayato looked at me and smirked

Looks like melons loves Your TrulyHe says and smirks

Sow quit hugging him!Yuma sais

Shut up Yuma!! Dont make me shove this shopping cart down your butthole I said to Yuma

Ayato was laughing and I was shivering and hugging him tighter

Hey D-Dumb retard give me your j-jacket!

Hmmm I dont feel like It Ayato whined

I elbowed him in the gut when he had his arm wrapped around me.

Yours-Truly is about to get his butt kicked if he doesnt give me his jacket I said through my teeth.

Then Ayato sighed and gave me his jacket.

I put the jacket on and smirked

We was walking through the parking lot and I was sitting in the shopping cart while Ayato was pushing me.

Subaru was in a sour mood
and Yuma wouldnt stop whining about sugar cubes.

Then black friday offically started

I lot of people ran and pushed each other and got to the store.

Guys before we walk in to this...warzone I just want to say it was nice knowing you all Rin said

I nod my head

I agree This battle maybe the last battle I fight in I sad

I laughed

Nah Im joking LETS DO THIS!!!I yelled and ranned full speed ahead

Then we walked inside walmart and seen a lot of people inside

I quickly jumped off the shopping cart.

I pulled out my spork

NO MELONS!!!

BUT WHYS?I said

BC I SAID NO!NO STABBING PEOPLE WITH SPORKS!Ayato yelled

UUGGHHH FINE I said and crossed my arms and pout

As we walked through out the store we split up.

I was in the clothes section of the store.

I was looking at Clothes for guys and I seen this cute scarf for Ayato.

Again

So cute I said and picked up the scarf from the shelf

Then out of nowhere an old grandma came over with a electronic wheel chair and pushed me making me fall and hit my head.

I heard her laughing and trying to take the scarf from my hands.

ITS MINE!!The old grandma said in anger and disgust as she tries to yank my scarf from my hands.

I was gonna buy Ayato a scarf with a whole bunch of pictures of cats around it.

BUT THIS RUDE GRANDMA PUNCHED ME AND TRIED TO SNATCH THE SCARF FROM MY HANDS.

NO ITS MINE GET YOUR OLD FILTHY HANDS OFF MY BOO BEAR'S SCARF !I yelled in a demonic voice and snatched my precious scarf from her and Hissed at her.
She looked at me frightened and I ran.

Then I seen a great deal

It was a 50% off every 5 things you bought

I looked at my "wallet"that pigeon gave me

I totally didnt steal it from pigeon *sarcasm*

I had an exact amount $50,000

I shrugged my shoulders

Dang Pigeons Broke he has no money at all I said and sighed

I shouldve stole money from Ruki I thought

Now where was I said outloud and I looked around the store which was walmart and seen a lot of people fighting over eletronics

Speaking of which

I should probably get me a new phone

I then put some war paint on my face and did a loud indian call or whatever and ran full speed ahead

READY SET HUT I yelled and I was tackling people down

Then someone punched me and then next thing you know Im fighting a stranger

And of course I won

Then I looked at the shelf where they had all of the new TABLETS and there was only one Tablet left

YUSH TODAYS MY LUCKY DAY I exclaimed in happiness

I reached out my hand to grab the tablet
but again another person behind me reached to touch my "purse"

I felt a hand about to touch my lower hip and that was when my warrior mode kicked in.

And as Quick as the speed of light
I flipped him and threw him against the DVD Aisle making him groan in pain
All of the DVD'S and CD'S fell on him and they all fell on the ground with a loud Thud noise.

And I just realized that was Ayato

I grabbed my phone box and ran towards Ayato.

I helped him up.

Then I slapped him and kicked him in his knee

DONT SCARE ME LIKE THAT YOU FLYING GOOSE LOVING PIECE OF BUFFALO CHICKEN WINGS!!I yelled

He smirked at me.

I rolled my eyes

I tightened my Bandanna acrossed my forehead and sighed

Im going back out there I said with determination in my voice

Sweety if I dont make it out alive...
DONT TOUCH MY SPORKS!!I said dramatically

Ore-Sama wants Takoyaki So dont die or whatever He said and rolled his eyes

I punched him again and left

I was dodging attacks from strangers

I was ready to throw these hands

Then I seen Rin beating up strangers They were fighting over a a huge cheeseball jar.

I was cheering Rin

And Rin RKO an Old person and was crowd surfing through DVD aisles

I ran towards the freezer section of the store and gotten me 5 Icecreams and a box of frozen cheese sticks

There was A LOT of people in here

I was trying my best to squeeze my way through the crowd but it was extremely difficult

Especially people trying to steal from you

I was completely on guard of my surroundings

I remembered what my dad said one time about these kind of situations

"If someone takes your food they are no friend of yours"Eliminate them...ALL OF THEM AT ANY COST"

I pulled out my spork that I keep with me and smirked.

Then something just hit me

I gasped in horror

I FORGOT ABOUT MY CHICKEN SANDWICHES!!I yelled and everyone in the store looked at me as If I was the crazy one.

I quickly ran to the refrigerator aisle and it was completely empty

As I stare in horror what was in front of me I sobbed

THE CHICKEN SANDWICHES IS GONE ALL GONE!!I yelled

I started to panick

WHAT SHOULD I DO NOW?!!I yelled to myself and tightened the grip of my shopping basket

So I quickly ran off bc I seem someone flying above my head.

I ran nonstop and I without realizing it I was in the toys aisle.

There was beginning to be a lot of people in this store.
Then there was there before.

ALLY HELP ME!!!Rin yelled

I turned around trying to see where was Rin.

Then I seen her

She was laying on the ground eating her cheesepuffs.

I gasped and ran towards her.

RIN WHAT HAPPENED?!WHERE ARE THE OTHERS!?I yelled

She coughed weakly
Sorry Ally They....took everything....*coughs*

Who is"they"?I asked quietly

She coughed again

It was....She didnt finished her sentenced she layed theyre on the middle of the floor

I shook her again

RIN!RIN?!!RIN WAKE UP!!!NNNNOOOOO RIN DONT LEAVE ME!!!I yelled and started crying

She opened her eyes and looked at me retarded.

GIRL IM NOT DEAD IM JUST TIRED CAN I GO TO SLEEP IN PEACE!She said and closed her eyes and coughed weakly

I shook my head

Classic Rin

Wait a minute

Rin wheres your money?I asked

They took it....She said weakly

Someone took Rin's money

She pointed at some random stranger and told me that they was the thief.
I looked around the store trying to find the thief sho took Rin's money.
Then I finally found him.
It was a midde aged man.
He had a really short long beard and he looks like he kidnaps rocks because its his hobby.

I tackled him and punched him like I was in a boxing ring.

He fell on the ground and I stole all of his money and the money that he stole from Rin.

I AM A TRUE WARRRIIOOORRRR!!I yelled

PK FIRE!!I yelled and threw fire balls at random people

I was doing the naruto run through out the store amd I seen Yuma flirting with a girl

I think she only knew how to speak German.

Anyways She didnt know how to speak English obviously but somehow Yuma knows a few words in German.
Yuma Im guessing he was trying to flirt with her by calling her beautiful,etc but lets just say he said the complete opposite.
Yuma accidentally called her a Umm "Bad word" and her face was scrunched up in anger and she slapped the crap out of Yuma and left angrily.

I was laughing so hard it was so funny.

OI MELONS!!Ayato yelled

I walked up to him and uppercut his chin

HADDOOKKEENN!!I yelled

You there who are you?A stranger asked me

They call me Kim possible
I sung and did a backflip and did the naruto run.

I was running around the store until I seen something laying on the ground

I stopped running and stood there in utter shock

DID SOMEONE DIED?

I cautiously walked towards the "Dead" body laying on the middle of the floor and Took off my flip flop.

Then I heard a loud yell and it scared the crap out of me,which cause me to drop my flip flop.

Then I bend down towards the dead body and checked for any pulse and I found nothing.

Aye fam you awake?I said and slapped the person with a flip flop.

So I did what any other person would Have done.

I reached in his pocket and took his money out of his wallet.

Then I got up from the floor and looked around and seen if anyone had seen what I just did.

Now where was I

Oh yeah

This is the part that I scream and run out of the store like a maniac

*deep breathe*

OH MY GOSH ITS A DEAD BODY!!!OH HHHEEECCCKKK NNAAWWWWWW!!!I yelled and ran out of the store

I was running and punching anybody that was in my way.

Then I ran past a confused Rin

She was running with me

ALLY WHATS GOING ON WHERE ARE WE RUNNING TOO!!!WHERE ARE WE GOIN!?Rin asked while eating cheese puffs

ISNT IT OBVIOUS WHERE GOING TO THE CASH REGISTER!I yelled back

WHAT ABOUT THE OTHERS?!Rin asked

FORGET THE OTHERS WE MUST DO THIS FOR OUR PEOPLE!!!!CCHHHAAARRGGEEEE!!I yelled and ran full speed ahead.