VEGAS
So this is a story of the fight I got in, in Vegas while walking around lost after my family walked into a bar and ditched me. :')':
So there I was with my family, walking along the strip. This is literally my first time walking around Vegas instead of just driving straight through it. So my family, ALL ADULTS, decided... "Oh hey lets go to the party at coyote ugly." They started heading there and I'm just like ( •~•) "BRUH WTF? YOU JUST GONNA LEAVE ME HERE?" So at this point I'm just standing outside of coyote ugly lost and alone. I don't have a key to the hotel room or anything, so after like 10 minutes of standing in front of the stupid bar, I took off. So I went into all the stores and shops just looking around all lost and shit. Then I got bored and I walked farther up the strip until I had NO IDEA WHERE THE FUCK I WAS. But then... but THEN. I saw the most ridiculous and most angering thing, a single BUILDING has never gotten me so frustrated in my life, I swear to every fucking God out there. Sitting there, silently, being a huge waste of space... Was DONALD DICK TRUMPUTA'S FUCKING HOTEL. I was just in so much shock as I stood across the street behind a lamp post, I was like, "ITS THE SAME FUCKING COLOR AS HIS RAGGEDY ASS, UGLY MUPPET ASS, TUPEE ASS HAIR." Omg this hotel is ugly as FUCK, it's all gold tinted glass and just UGLY in general. Then, I noticed something else and it made me laugh... THE PARKING LOT WAS LITERALLY EMPTY. Not one car was in that parking lot. But then I just continued on my way through Vegas. Then it gradually got later and darker as more and more time passed by. Honestly, I still had no idea where I was going I just kept walking straight until I ended up in a creepy, dimly lit neighborhood. That's when I went back, but in a different direction. Then I decided to just walk through the casinos and hotels. Suddenly, BAM! I saw my cousin who is only one year older than moi. I completely forgot she lived in Vegas, oops. So I greeted her and what not, we then went and walked together towards the exit of the hotel/casino. And these two fuck boy looking ass white boys that are walking like wanna be cholos are talking so damn loud as they walk to the exit too. Here is what they said from what I heard, "NAH MAN, LIKE I SWEAR IM JUST FUCKING SLACKING IT. I KEEP WORRYING ABOUT THE MONEY MORE INSTEAD OF THE PUSSY MAN. YOU KNOW?"
"YEAH YEAH MAN I KNOW."
"LIKE NEED TO JUST GET MY SHIT TOGETHER AND WORRY ABOUT THE PUSSY MORE THAN THE MONEY. I MEAN, I STILL GOTTA MAKE BANK. THATS IMPORTANT AND ALL BUT SERIOUSLY MAN, I GOTTA GET THE PUSSY AS MUCH AS I GET THE MONEY."
"FOR REAL MAN, PUSSY IS IMPORTANT MAN."
"YEAH, YOU HAVE TO LOVE THAT FUCK MEAT MAN."
"YEAH."
Me and my cousin looked at each other like WTF? Then we just brushed it off until not even like 1 minute later we feel someone rub up against us and get all touchy feely. And I ain't with that foo foo shit, so instinctively, I push the guy off me and I pull the other guy off my cousin since he pretty much had her against the wall. (The bold is me)
"AYEE DAWG WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?"
"What? We just want a little taste of what you and your friend are packing~"
"THE HELL? NO DAWD THIS FAMILIA, AND YOU NEVER DISRESPECT ME AND MY FAMILY LIKE THAT."
"Calm down, we just wanted to fuck."
"FUCK? FUCK?! YOU THINK WOMEN ARE JUST SOME PIECE OF MEAT YOU CAN USE? YOURE A SICK ASS PIECE OF SHIT."
"YOU BETTER WHATCH YOUR MOUTH FUCKING BITCH, YOU DONT KNKW WHO YOURE MESSING WITH-"
"Nah. YOU DONT KNOW WHO YOURE MESSIN WITH. YOU DONT KNOW ME, ILL FUCK YOU UP PUTO!" (Man the gangster chola Mia came out 😤)
"HA! YOU THINK IM FUCKING SCARED OF SOME LITTLE BEANER?"
(Oh man I wanted to murder this Pinche gringo) "OH HO. Beaner? PINCHE GRINGO BABOSO. YOU FUCKED UP, FUCK BOY."
He pushed me back because I got all close to his face but that pussy ass push, led to my fists in his face. Then I tackled him and I was just raining down putasos on his face, until his friend went and pulled he off and held me. Then my cousin pulled me away from the guy holding me back then my cousin said we had to go before security came. I spat on the gringo on the floor, "you're all talk faggot." I said then push his friend away before my cousin and I ran up out of there.
We went back to coyote ugly and we waited for my family to come out.
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