Judy hopped into the squad car and motioned for Nick to follow suit.

"So what's this case anyway?" Nick said, sleepily looked to Judy.

"Well," Judy began,"It's about a missing otter that you,"she turned to glare at him, nearly missing running over a car,"Were interacting with yesterday."

"Mr. Otterton?" Nick said,"That guy was nice, easy to scam."

"What were you doing with him?"Judy asked.

"Scamming him out of a few bucks of course." Nick chortled, as if it was obvious.

Judy sighed, Nick really was hopeless,"What did he do after you scammed him?"

"He hopped, if you call it hopping, into a car." Nick said, "That one right over there actually." he said casually pointing to an abandoned car on the side of the road.

Judy jerked the car to a stop,"Are you positive?"

"Actually, I prefer to be called negative.  I'm much more of a pessimist." Nick sarcastically replied.

Judy rolled her eyes, secretly cursing the wily fox.  She hopped out and copied the plate number into her notebook."Come on. Let's go to the DMV(Department of Motor Vehicles).

"I know a guy there."Nick said

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"He's the fastest guy in there, I'm telling you, Judy, he'd the best." Nick said a little to excited for her liking.

"OK, I believe you." she said, not really meaning it.

"You better." Nick said,"Cause it's true."

They entered the DMV, lines as long as a giraffes neck went out the door.  Sloths worked behind each station.

"Wait, sloths?" Judy gasped,"Sloths?! I thought you said your "friend" was fast."

"He is.  See that reward on the wall?"Nick asked and Judy nodded,"Well that's his, he's the fastest." he walked up to an empty station, a sloth was sitting slowly sipping a mug full of coffee that said YOU WANT IT WHEN? Nick grinned,"Flash, Flash, hundred yard dash.  How you doing buddy?"

"Hey."said the sloth in an extremely slow voice that made Judy want to pull out all her hair at once.

"Hello, Judy Hopps, ZPD, how are you doing?" Judy said really fast.

"Hi...................I..................am......................doing-"

"Fine?"  Judy guessed.

"Well." the sloth replied."What................... can.................... I.................... do?"

"Well, I was hoping you could-" the bunny began.

"for.........................you"the sloth continued.

Judy sighed,"Well I was hoping you could-"

"today."the sloth finished.

"Well I was hoping you could run a plate for me." Judy sighed.

"Sure................... what............ is............. the............... number?" the sloth asked.

"big1234"Judy said with a sigh.

"B" The sloth typed in."I............... G........... 1.............. 2.......... 3.............."

"Hey Flash," interrupted Nick,"Do you want to here a joke?"

The sloth looked up fascinated,"Sure."

Judy glared long and hard,"Don't you dare..." she never finished the sentence.

"What do you call a three humped camel?" Nick said,"Pregnant! Hahaha."

"HA HA HA HA HA." the sloth laughed slowly thumping his hand on the desk,"Hey.............. Prissy! What...... do ...... you ...........call........... a...... three........... humped........ camel."

"Don't........... know............ Flash." replied the even slower sloth.

"Pregnant!" said Flash laughing.

"Hahaha." laughed Prissy.

"That is great,"Judy said, really, really, really not meaning it."This is just great."

"Want to hear another?" Nick asked the sloth.

"NONONO!" Judy yelped,"Can we please just focus at the task at paw?"

The sloth looked down,"I................ on............"

"It?" Judy questioned.

"break." the sloth finished for her.

"ARG!" Judy screamed.