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Ch 3: War on the Home Front

Me: OK I know the song has nothing to do with this story, however, it could mean what is read with this chapter.

Froakie: Well, I see you are finally sane again.

Me: No I'm not.

Froakie: What do you mean?

Me: you do realize what room we are in.

Froakie: *looks around** we're in the armory aren't we.

Me and Fennekin: oh yeah.

Froakie: oh my Arceus.

Me: Well who wants the intro...

Fennekin: Well, LoLo how about you do the introduction.

Me: OK I do NOT own...

*Miette busts through the armory door**

Miette: Can I please have a story about... *I throw a knife at Miette and hits her in the head as blood quickly gushes out of her head**

Me: I SAID NO YOU CRAZY PSYCHOTIC BITCH!!!

Froakie and Fennekin: 0_0...

Me: what? She does know who I am.

Froakie: wait why am I having a feeling like I have seen this scene before...

Fennekin: I have no idea.

Me: *picks up the body of Miette and throws her out the window into a horde of zombies** like I was trying say... I do NOT own Pokemon. So, enjoy the story...

(Early Morning, Jan. 5, 2030)

I wake up to the noises of zombies already at my mansion gates.

Me: ARE YOU F**KING KIDDING ME!!!! *voice suddenly wakes up Froakie and Fennekin**

Froakie: what's wrong, LoLo! *sees me going towards the entrance of my house with a rocket launcher**

Me: The zombies are outside the house.

Froakie and Fennekin: S**T!

I get to the door just as a lot of zombies bust through the door. I see this as I am aiming the rocket to the horde. I manage to fire the rocket as about fifty more come through the door.

Me: OH HELL!!! *runs towards Froakie and Fennekin as I pick them and locking us in the armory**

Froakie: WHAT THE HELL!!!!

Me: Sorry, there was too many of them. *goes deeper into the room looking for something** where is it?

Fennekin: what are you looking for, LoLo?

Me: Hopefully... *finds the object** HERE IT IS!

I run towards the object as I insert my arms in two gatlic guns. Then, tinier machine arms race up my arms as they reached my head and two holographic optical sensors appeared.

Froakie and Fennekin: HOLY S**T!!

Me: As the Terminator would say *zombies then break through the door and I hold up the twin barrels at them* "I'll be back" *unloads bullets as there were thousands of zombie hitting the ground dead**

After fifteen minutes of Left 4 Dead style of fighting, Froakie, Fennekin, and I get out of the house with tens of thousands of zombies dead inside my house with most of our things as we jumped into my Ferrari and sped off stopping only a few hundred of feet as I got out of the car with a special rocket launcher.

Froakie: What are you doing, Lo?

Me: ...Destroying Evidence *aims and shoots the mini-nuke towards the zombie-filled mansion as a massive explosion happens consuming the entire mansion and the dead zombies**

Froakie and Fennekin: Oh... My... ARCEUS!!!

We quickly jumped back into the car as we sped off to look for a new safe house (hopefully one that reinforced with steel). It was about midnight before I pulled into a lone pathway in the middle of the woods. I looked over and see that Froakie and Fennekin are already asleep. I put my head against the seat as I closed my eyes as sleep claimed my soul.

Froakie: ...Really?

Me: 😁😁 What?

Froakie: ...never mind *leaves and goes to sleep with Fennekin**

Me: I wished they would confess their feelings for each other.

Froakie and Fennekin: WE HEARD THAT!!!

Me: OK well, this was chapter three of my story and we are currently in the white house still. So, later and Happy Zombie Hunting.

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