"WATER PARK BABY!" yelled Aquarius

"WOOHOO!" yelled Pisces

"Those 2 love exploring" sighed Virgo

"Did someone say...WATER PARK?!" asked Leo

"I want check out t'ladies" said Aries

"That's my line" protested Leo

"Well, I finally have a good reason to stay naked the entire day" said Sagittarius

"You realize we actually wear swimming trunks instead of swim nude" said Capricorn

"Oh I've-uhh...Ok good to know" said Sagittarius

"I was gonna do the same thing!" said Leo

"Top bad you have a small dic-" said Sagittarius

Suddenly Sagittarius's pants were pulled down exposing his dick and all the girls gasped. He looked at him then pulled his pants up and glared at him.

"LEO YOU FUCKER" said Sagittarius

Sagittarius bitch slapped Leo and he flew across the room.

"Angry angry" said Leo

"hey hey hey don't fight" said Cancer

Cancer pulled Leo to one side and tried to pull him up.

"Damn, Cancer is strong" said Leo

"Mom friend is always gonna be strong" said Aquarius

"Yeah" said Cancer

"Is Leo ok" said Pisces

"Yeah he's good, he just headbutted the wall" said Cancer

"DID NOT" said Leo

"Anyways can we go change or something" said Capricorn

"Okay" said everyone

"Alright alright cunts I got a plan, how about we go underwater and grab peoples legs" suggested Leo

"And get kicked in the face because you messed with the wrong legs" said Scorpio

"Morning wifey" said Taurus

"Good morning" said Scorpio

"Could you slap Leo, he's being a meanie" 

"No, it's fun watching you both suffer" 

"Wow she is evil" said Gemini

"Excuse me?" asked Scorpio

"She is beautiful" corrected Gemini

"I'm dating someone, bye" said Scorpio coldly

"Rejected!" said Taurus

"I have a girlfriend, of course I'm not asking her out" said Gemini

Pisces was on Aquarius's shoulders and decided to go downstairs for breakfast.

"Get ready" ordered Capricorn

Everyone got ready and got into their swim clothes except for Sagittarius who was wearing a red hoodie.

"Why're you wearing a hoodie?" asked Aries

"You'll see" said Sagittarius

Everyone was in the Uber. Soon everyone reached the park.

"Uhh, I'm out of sunblock" said Virgo

"I don't need sunblock, I don't get burnt" said Leo

"Then why was your ass on fire the other night?" asked Aquarius

"Then why wasn't I screaming?"

"Because you're a twat" 

"That doesn't even make sense" 

"Neither does anything you say" 

"OHH! THAT BURN BABY!" yelled Sagittarius

"Apply Water to where it burns" said Pisces

She splashed Leo and he was drenched. Capricorn smacked her hand.

"Hey! Don't pour water on him in public" said Capricorn

"Fine...ouch" pouted Pisces

Taurus tapped Gemini and they ran off, everyone went to the lazy river first except for

...

Suddenly, everyone turned their attention to see Pisces surfing on the water with no surfboard but her bare feet.

"How is she doing that?" asked a man

"I don't know but she's cute" said another

"Wanna get her number?"

"Sure, why not"

When the 3 of them were done at the lazy river, The 2 men approached Pisces, she smiled at them.

"Hey, lookin' good" said the man

"Uhh-hi..." said Pisces shyly

Virgo knew Pisces was playful so he didn't really seem that bothered.

"You were great there, how did you do that?" asked the other man

"It's a secret" giggled Pisces

"What's your name?"

"Pie"

"Very cute name, want my number?"

"I have a boyfriend, sorry"

"Oh that's ok because-"

"Whoa, whoa, easy there boys" said Virgo

"Damn shawty that's your man?" asked the man

Pisces nodded and giggled.

"He's so hot I'm scared!" 

The both of the creepy men ran off.

Meanwhile in the lazy river.

"Sag where are your swim trunks?" asked Capricorn

"Uhh, a Shark-err...ate it..." murmured Sagittarius

"YOU'RE SWIMMING NAKED?!"

"This is see through!"

"Put on some clothes, now"

"Very demanding person"

"It's Cappy, What do you expect?" asked Taurus

"Excuse me?" said Capricorn

"Nothing!"

"That's what I thought"

"Uhh this is a trunk, it's just see through" said Sagittarius

"Stop showing me that, it's gross" said Virgo

"Dude, that's a new level of crazy Leo can't reach" said Taurus

"Why not?" asked Leo, "I've done that more than Saggytits will ever do"

"He's right" said Sagittarius

"Tree Man gimme weed" said Gemini

"I think I have some in my-NOO!" said taurus

"What?" asked Virgo

"I left my fanny pack at home!"

"I wonder why you're so attached to it"

"Because it probably has weed in it" said Scorpio

"She's not lying" said Gemini

"That's bullshit" said Taurus 

Meanwhile in the river.

"So? I'm a jungle warrior" said Leo

"From where? The dustbin?" asked Aries

Leo dunked Aries in the river, they were wrestling each other until they realized Sagittarius was running towards a huge slide.

"I can't believe we forgot about going on the slides" said Aries

"I didn't forget, I just wanted to annoy people here first" said Leo

The 2 boys ran to the slide when they heard a voice.

"Excuse me sir, you can't go on a ride naked" said a staff worker

"I'm not naked, this is see-through" said Sagittarius

"If you say so"

The lady pushed a button and Sagittarius slid of the slide, it was a trapdoor slide.

"I'M WAYYYY UP, I FEEL BLESSED!" sang Sagittarius

"You mean undressed?" asked Leo

"Because you are" said Aries

"Dude I was gonna say that" said Leo

Aries and Leo got in the slides.

"This slide may be scary, it's about 50 m high" said the worker

"Bleh, it's fine" said Aries

The worker pressed a button and they slid down. Taurus and Gemini were on the freefall slide.

"Remember, Taurus Don't piss your pants" said Gemini

"I'm not s-scared" said Taurus

"Yes you are"

"No I'm n-not"

They were silent, this slide was a lot taller than the trapdoor slide.

"I have a confession to make" said Taurus

"What is it bro?" asked Gemini

"I-I'm scared of heights"

"Bruh, EVERYONE knows that haha"

"Oh ya, damn"

"Well I have a confession to make too"

"What?"

"I find this slide scary too!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!" screamed the 2 boys

After they were done they were complaining.

"Shut up it's not funny" snapped Taurus

"Guys it's not funny" said Capricorn

"Thank you!"

"It's hilarous!"

"FAK YU CAPPY!"

"Language"

"Why you always torturin meh?"

"Because it's funny"

"Is not"

"Is is"

"You asshole cappy"

"I'm not an asshole, you are"

"I'm not!"

"Yes you are, you little shit"

"That's it! It's punishment time!"

Taurus picked up Capricorn with an evil smile on his face.

"Taurus What are you doing?" asked Capricorn

"You'll see" said Taurus

Taurus tossed Capricorn into the river.

"I'm wet!" gasped Capricorn

"We're supposed to be wet, it's a water park" said Aquarius

Aquarius jumped in the pool and splashed everyone, she saw Sagittarius.

"Ayo where are your clothes?" asked Aquarius

"I'm wearing see-through swimming trunks for the last time!" protested Sagittarius

"It's transparent"

"I know, I know"

Aries and Sagittarius ran off again, so did Leo, Aquarius just followed the 3 of them to see who'd die first.

"There goes the fire signs and Aquarius" sighed Capricorn

"And us" said Taurus

"Yea! By boring ladies!" said Gemini

The duo ran to the race slides, where the fire signs and Aquarius were.

"Why're you here?" asked Aries

"I just want to see Leo lose" said Scorpio

"FITE ME!" yelled Leo

"RACE ME" said Scorpio

"Hold up, where's Aries and Sag?" asked Taurus

"Up your ass turn right" said Gemini

After they were done frolicking like monkeys, all the signs went to the love slide.

"Hey, it says There's a love slide" said Libra

"Ok I'll go on it, I guess" said Virgo

"Yea, loosen up Virgo" said Capricorn

"Yea iCarly, loosen up" said Gemini

"Shut up Gemini" said Virgo

"Isn't that Taurus's Job?" asked Capricorn

"Okayyy! Now how many of you are couples?" asked the worker

"All of u-" said Virgo

"None" said Gemini, he wanted to put a twist, "How about you pair us up randomly"

"No" protested Scorpio

"Why, what a great idea" said the worker

The pairs were Virgo and Sagittarius, Leo and Scorpio, Capricorn and Aquarius, Gemini and Libra and Aries and Cancer

"Why am I paired with the dumbass?" groaned Scorpio

"At least it wasn't Taurus or Gemini" said Capricorn

"He's worse then them combined!"

"Oh, well you have a wonderful point right there"

"Where the fuck is Sa-"

"Hey hey, I'm back" said Sagittarius

"Sag, what in the fuck are you wearing?" asked Aries

Sagittarius looked annoyed and pointed to the pink speedo pants he was wearing.

"The staff caught me naked and made me put these on" said Sagittarius

"That is-"

"Embarassing as shit! It's so traumatising fr"

"-HILARIOUS!"

"FOR FUCKS SAKE ARIES"

"I HAVE to get a picture of that!" 

"I have a camera" said Cancer

Cancer took out a camera from her bikini and gave it to Aries.

"Here!" said Cancer

"Thank you babygirl!" said Aries

Aries took a picture of Sagittarius in his pink speedo and he caught her and instantly chased her.

"Hey! GIMME THAT!" said Sagittarius

"Nuh uh" giggled Aries

She threw the camera to Leo who started doing random flips and shit. Sagittarius tried to grab the camera and tackled Leo but he tripped and fell onto Leo and the both of them fell into the slide and slid down. Everyone was laughing including the little kids that Taurus and Gemini were bullying.

"I love gay couples" said the life guard

"Me too" said Scorpio

"Ok next!" 

"Uhhh"

"Let's go babe!" said Taurus

"Ta-"

Taurus picked up Scorpio and kissed her and jumped into the slide laughing.

"TAUUURUSSSSSS" screamed Scorpio

"Ok next" said the life guard

"I wanna go!" said Pisces

"Sure"

Virgo carried Pisces and they slid down together wholesomely.

"Uhh, try not to carry each other it's dangerous" said the life guard

"K" said everyone

"Anyways next!"

"K"

"SISTURRRR!!" said Aries

"SISTTURRRRR" said Aquarius

They both giggled then slid down together.

"Next!" said the life guard

Libra decided to be cheeky and kicked Gemini into the slide.

"SPARTAAAAAAAAA" said Libra

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH" said Gemini

"Jesus christ...anyways NEXT!"

All the crazy people slid and only the normal people were left, Cancer and Capricorn looked at each other.

"Uhh, wanna slide together?" asked Capricorn

"There's no other people left lol" said Cancer

"Alright" 

Cancer and Capricorn slid down the slide...and ended up bumping into everyone else because the life guard said NEXT to early.

"OUCCHHHHH" said Aries

"WHO TF"

"FFFFUUUUU"

"LEO THERE ARE KIDS HERE"

"SINCE WHEN"

"Taurus and Gemini"

"WE ARE NOT KIDS"

"YES WE ARE"

"SHUT UP YOU LIL SHITS WE ARE MAKING A SCENE"

"SCENE???"

"NO AQUA"

"Fuck it wanna go home?" asked Capricorn

"Ok" said everyone

Everyone decided to dip because of the broken bones.