Capricorn was in the girls' room with Pisces playing PUB G.

"Hey, how's Virgo treating you?" asked Capricorn

"He's amazing! A little awkward sometimes but he's cute and handsome too" said Pisces

"Where's he at now?"

"Playing with Libra...and Taurus too, but we're planning to do something cute later"

"His ass is totally getting bullied by Taurus..."

"nahhh theyre cute together hehe"

"Well...that's great! Makes me want a boyfriend too...I'm jealous, haha" 

"Awww, I'm sure you'll get one someday" 

"Yup"

"I can wingwoman for you, let mama Pisces do the job!"

"Thanks but...no thanks"

"You don't want one?"

"Uhh, I do want one...just rather take my time with it, you know?"

"Ohhhh, you'd rather take it slow...I see! That's still okay"

"Anyways, I'm gonna do downstairs to get some milk, want anything"

"Nope, just wanna continue my game"

"Ok"

Capricorn shrugged and walked off. Pisces was in the room playing by herself when she noticed Aries slam the door and start crying.

"OMG Aries! Don't cry! Is everything okay?" asked Pisces

"I'M NOT FUCKING GOOD AT ALL! THIS PIECE OF SHIT SAG CHEATED ON ME!" yelled Aries

"How could he do that?" said Pisces

Aries was unable to speak and jumped onto the bed and burst burst into tears so Pisces paused her game and hugged her.

"JEGKFKKFJJKK" sobbed Aries

"Its ok aries" said Pisces

Aries continued crying so Pisces hopped onto the bed with her and let her lie on her lap. Meanwhile, Aquarius was breathing in nervously and was waiting for Libra to be alone in the living room then walked to him.

"Uhh, hi Libra" said Aquarius

"Oh hey" said Libra

"How's your day?"

"Boring as shit lol"

"Wanna make it not boring?"

"Uhhh..."

"Why, what's up?"

"I got a couple plans..." 

"Oooooh, what plans you have?"

"Gonna game with Virgo and Pisces then confess my feelings to someone"

"Wowwww, wonder who that is"

"Uhhh, yeah...I have this crush on this girl but it's kinda weird and it's gonna throw people off..."

"Who?" 

Aquarius eyes brightened up and Libra noticed and was slowly getting nervous.

"Ummm, this is gonna sound weird but..."

"But what?"

"I have feelings for Capricorn"

Aquarius eyes unbrightened and her expression changed to be more calm.

"I see..." said Aquarius

"Yup, pretty awkward but it is what it is..." said Libra

"Well, if you love her that's g-great...r-right?"

"Uhhh, yeah but-"

"Then it's fine...I-I'm gonna head out now..."

"Aqu-"

Aquarius ran off downstairs not letting Libra see her eyes tearing up.

"SHIT SHIT SHIIIITTTTTT" thought Aquarius

Aquarius sat on the stairs and broke down for half an hour until she decided to enter the room and was about to leave when she saw Pisces and Aries but realised Pisces head patting Aries, who was crying on her lap. Also, Pisces noticed her before she was about to leave.

"Bestie u ok?" asked Pisces concerned

"No..." said Aquarius

"Aww, you both are sad" said Pisces

"Mmm hmmmm" 

"Come here, bby gorl..."

Aquarius put her head on Pisces' lap and the 2 girls continued crying.

"Don't worry, mama Pi will make you both feel better" said Pisces

Pisces was now both comforting Aries and Aquarius and making sure no one kills each other. Capricorn was watching Netflix with Libra, Gemini and Virgo because they were not part of all the drama.

"Isn't it weird that the only people not involved in drama are the 3 of us and Cappy?" asked Gemini

"Your mom" said Libra

"Piece of shit" said Gemini

"Chill out y'all" said Virgo

Capricorn sighed. Gemini sort of knew about the other air signs' situation but he didn't want to share it and wanted to let it be private. 

"I have to deal with the 3 of you? Thankfully Taurus isn't here" sighed Capricorn

"Hey...I'm normal" said Virgo

"My bad, forgot you were here" said Capricorn

"Aren't you in a healthy relationship though?" asked Libra

"Yeah I am" said Virgo

"Where's Pisces tho, I haven't seen you both talk much today" said Gemini

"She told me she has mommy duties" 

"Lmao WHAT"

"Oh wait, she and Aqua are close, maybe she's comforting her or something" said Libra

"Yup that could be an option" said Virgo

"I remember you telling me she makes out with Cancer a lot" said Capricorn

"They both have like a...special...friendship..." 

"Uh huh" 

"Pisces is secretly gay and we know it" said Gemini

"LMAO, you're not wrong!" chuckled Virgo

Pisces was upstairs with Aries and Aquarius passed out on her lap when she decided to go outside

"Hold on...mama will be back" said Pisces

Pisces fell off the bed and went to the door and went upstairs to the living room.

"Yo haven't seen you the whole day" said Virgo

"I was taking care of my girls" said Pisces

"That's what Virgo meant when he mentioned mommy duties huh" said Gemini

"Uhh, yeah! Where's Taurus by the way?" 

"With Scorpio, they both disappeared like early today"

"sounds like him, I'm gonna go find my baby" 

"Uhhh-"

Gemini didn't warn her in time because Pisces went up to her room and saw nothing.

"Huh, wh-"

"Suddenly she heard a thud from the fire signs' room which shocked her and she ran to it and when she opened the door, she saw the unholiest thing imaginable.

"OHMYGAHHHH"

Cancer got up and stumbled towards Pisces while naked.

"Pisces...I can't feel my legs..." gasped Cancer

"What has that boy-"

Cancer shushed her and looked back at Leo, who was passed out on the bed butt naked. Pisces looked at them confused and looked concerned at Cancer, who had a bloody nose and appeared to be really drunk.

"Oh shit, we need to get you cleaned up...time for mommy duties 2.0!" said Pisces

Pisces carried Cancer to the bathroom and Cancer ended up puking alot.

"How much did you drink?" asked Pisces

"A lot..." said Cancer

"Not a drinker, huh" 

"I do drink but never this much..."

Cancer continued puking in the toilet while Pisces was patting her on the back.

"Pi, pass me some tissues" said Cancer

"Sure" said Pisces

Pisces passed Cancer some tissues and she wiped the blood off her nose.

"My god, did I black out or something" said Cancer

"I caught you both naked, long story short..." said Pisces

"My god..."

"Yup yup"

"Where's Leo?"

"Out cold"

"Well damn"

After they finished cleaning Cancer up, Pisces gave her her hoodie and Cancer was about to pass out when Pisces picked her up and carried her on her back. Sagittarius was in the sofa sitting when the door opened and he saw Pisces carrying Cancer who was trying not to fall asleep.

"Wow, Leo really went crazy just now" said Sagittarius

"Yeah, he spiked our cake with something in it" said Cancer

"He's hot, not as hot as you though" said Pisces

"Actually you know what? Fuck Leo, I'd rather kiss you, bby gorl!" giggled Cancer

"Say whaaa-" 

Cancer kissed Pisces on the cheek and Pisces giggled.

"Awww, you do love me!" squealed Pisces

"Of course I do, bby gorl" said Cancer 

"Awww, love you too bby gorl!"

"Come here bby gorl"

Cancer and Pisces started kissing each other and they both jumped onto the couch and did their silly little R18 antics.

"What in the hell is going on..." said Sagittarius

"Hey, you okay there?" asked a voice

An arm wrapped around Sagittarius and he turned around and saw Leo, who was extremely drunk.

"More like are YOU okay" said Sagittarius

"Fuck off I'm fine, I'm more concerned about you!" said Leo

"I'm more concerned about YOU! You look so fucking fried" 

"I'm fine, just had an intense drinking and sex session, you are sober and sad...that's why I'm concerned about you!" 

"Sure sure, it's just a misunderstanding, that's all"

"Uh huh, go talk to her"

"W-Wha-"

"Go talk to her and explain what happened"

"Why don't you go check on Cancer and see if she's okay"

"She should be fine, Pisces is taking care of her"

"So Pisces is with her?"

"Yeah, I got her to help her sober up and she told me to look after you"

"Uhh, okay...I'm fine though, just a bit upset about the miscommunication"

"Fair..."

Leo was petting Sagittarius on the back when he heard girly screams from the living room.

"Sounds like Aqua" said Sagittarius

"Guess she did listen to your advice" said Leo

"Wanna see?"

"Huh"

Sagittarius had a devious smirk on his face and Leo grinned at him back, they both hid behind the couch and looked up.

"HOLY-"

Cancer and Pisces were both passed out on the couch with lipstick marks all over their faces.

"I know Cancer's my girl but...her and Pisces are hot together" smirked Leo

"BRO WHAT THE FUCK" said Sagittarius

Aries was in the girls' room and saw Aquarius was still crying, she was mad at her earlier but forgot the reason.

"Why was I mad at you again?" asked Aries

"I don't know...did Sag cheat on you or something...?" asked Aquarius

"Mm hmmm" said Aries tearing up a little bit

"Awwww...poor baby..." said Aquarius

Aquarius stopped crying and hugged Aries who was kinda crying.

"Shit...what happened" said Aquarius

"I caught him...in a tree...with another girl..." said Aries

"Oh...that was me..." said Aquarius

Aries stopped crying and stared at her. "What"

"Ohhhh, that...I was talking to him about my crush he gave me good advice"

"Wait, so he doesn't NOT love me?" 

"No you dumbass! he loves you so much! He would never-"

"OH SHIT" screamed Aries

Aries ran out the door.

"GET HIM SIS" screamed Aquarius

Aries ran down and fell down the stairs.

"SAG WAIT" she screamed

She ran into the living room and saw Leo stoning and shook him violently.

"LEO" screamed Aries

"Woman chill out, what's goin-"

"WHERE'S SAG" 

"In the garden..."

"THANKS"

Aries ran into the garden, Sagittarius was staring depressedly at the grass when the door opened and Aries jumped into his arms and broke down.

"I'm so stupid...I'm sorry..." wept Aries

"Wha-"

"I thought you cheated on me but I was wrong..."

"Me cheat? NO!"

Sagittarius took off his shirt and brought Aries into the kitchen and got out some choccy milk while they both explained everything.

"You're so dumb, Aries" chuckled Sagittarius

"HUH? EXCUSE ME" said Aries

"Now THAT'S the normal Aries"

"Awwww, you dick..."

Aries and Sagittarius started making out with each other and got busy.

"You guys want a drink?" asked Capricorn

"Sure" said Virgo and Leo

"Okay" said Capricorn

Capricorn went into the kitchen and ran out in horror.

"These motherfuckers are insane HOLY-"

"Why...wha-"

"They did the sexy mcflexy" giggled Pisces

"Jesus..." said Virgo

"Yup, that's Aries for you" said Leo half dead

"I give up" said Capricorn

She sat on the stairs and sighed.

"Guess couple shit is not for me" she thought

"Wanna give up together?" asked Libra

"Wh-What is that supposed to mean?"

"If you know...you know..."

"What?"

"Cap, I love you"

"No way..."

"Yes way"

"Fr fr?"

"Uh huh"

"Actually..."

"Yes...?"

"You're not bad yourself...let's go on a date"

"Heck yeah!"

Aquarius was still in the room crying and being depressed when the door opened and Scorpio entered the room.

"What's wrong bby girl?" asked Scorpio

"I-It went bad..." said Aquarius

Scorpio gave Aquarius a big hug.

Scorpio looked around twice and looked back at Aquarius' watery blue eyes.

"Uh, I don't tell people this but I've had my fair share of heartbreaks here, like I got rejected and cried a lot too" said Scorpio

"Damn, you too?"

"Yup"

"Even the mighty Scorpio got sad and cried over heartbreaks"

"I'm not mighty...come on..."

"Hehe"

"ANyways what went wrong?"

"I got rejected...

"Yeah, I can figure something out" said Scorpio

Scorpio took out her phone and quickly started texting.

Scorpio: Hey T, I need a favour

Taurus: Good evening princess!!

Taurus: My ass still hasnt recovered from that food coma

Scorpio: LOL

Taurus: Whats up

Scorpio: I need you to keep an eye on Gemini

Taurus: Umm sure

Taurus: His ass is still single

Scorpio: Good

Taurus: What do u need from him

Taurus: ?

Scorpio: Gonna try be cupid for a bit

Taurus: sexy >=)

Scorpio put down her phone and giggled softly.

"Anyways, let me know if you need anything, I got something figured out" said Scorpio