The air signs were sitting on the sofa.

"Sigh" growled Aquarius

"Why so mad?" asked Libra

"Is she on her p-"

"NO SHUT UP GEMINI YOU PIECE OF SHI-"

"Whoa, language" said Taurus

"Shut up, you swear a lot too" said Aquarius

Suddenly, Taurus and Scorpio walked down the stairs all lovely dovey.

"GET A ROOM PEASANTS" yelled Gemini

Taurus turned around and gave them the finger.

"Ha take that losers, im not single" said Taurus

"Come on Taurus, be nice" said Scorpio

"No, they're noobs"

Scorpio rolled her eyes. "Wanna get ice cream"

"Sure" said Taurus 

Him and Scorpio left the house. Cancer stumbled down the stairs drunk with whipped cream in her hand.

"Hehehehe...decoration time!" cheered Cancer

Cancer started decorating the living room with whipped cream stains with Leo who was covered in whipped cream and laughing on the floor.

"I'm guessing she's high" said Gemini

"No shit, she's with Leo" said Aquarius

"They both got drunk and fucked" said Libra

"Sigh" said Gemini

"Why do we air signs have to be single"

"Beats me"

"Fuck me Gemini"

"What"

Pisces and Virgo continued talking, Leo, Cancer, Aries and Sagittarius were drunk pillow fighting, the air signs were watching Netflix and no one knew where the other 3 were. Aquarius started opening booze and chugging it straight into her mouth. After that, she started twerking on Gemini who somehow was sober. Meanwhile, Leo and Cancer were drunk and spraying whipped cream everywhere.

"Give me a BJ" said Leo

"Okay" said Cancer

Cancer put on a yellow dinosaur head.

"Yeah, thats the one I'm talking about"

Suddenly, Leo asked Cancer to stay in the kitchen because he had to go somewhere important. Sagittarius and Aries were making out on the room when Leo quickly appeared and pushed them off the window. He then ran downstairs to chill with Cancer when Aries and Sagittarius ran up to him and jumped him.

"Cancer...help me..." cracked Leo

Cancer smacked Sagittarius with a pillow.

"Bad saggy, dont hurt my boyfwend" said Cancer

Leo used this opportunity to tackle Sagittarius on the kitchen floor. Leo dumped icing on Sagittarius, Sagittarius dumped even more icing on him and both of the boys were soon covered in white liquid (no not that type of white liquid, u naughty hoes) and had made the kitchen all wet, Cancer slipped and fell and was covered in icing too.

"Oh no I'm wet" said Cancer

"You're about to be even wetter" chuckled Leo

"YAMETE" screamed Cancer

Sagittarius took this opportunity to get out the kitchen and into the garden where Aries was. 

"Hey Aries" said Sagittarius

"I have a boyfriend" said Aries

"WHo?!"

"Just messing, its you"

"HAHAHAH get over it you shithead!"

"Mean much?"

"Hmmph, anyways I'm gonna get a drink u want anything?"

"Henny"

"Aight make it 2 then"

Aries jumped off the tree and walked inside, Sagittarius was waiting on the grass when he saw Aquarius walking in the garden upset.

"Hey are you okay?" asked Sagittarius

"Can we t-talk...?"

"Alright"

Aquarius sat down next to him.

"I have a crush on someone but I'm w-worried that he doesn't like me" said Aquarius nervously

Sagittarius was confused because it was unlikely for Aquarius to be nervous about something, especially when it involved love.

"Oh shit, I'm guessing it's Gemini"

"No no, it's...Libra..."

"Oh him, dont worry, he's single"

"Oh, I-"

"Don't worry, he's a good kid genuinely, funny guy too"

"T-Thanks..." said Aquarius

"Yeah, just tell him how you feel and even if he doesn't agree, at least you'll have that closure" said 

"Okay, thanks!"

She and Sagittarius hugged, despite him being covered in icing. Suddenly Aries came back with 2 bottles of Hennessy when she gasped. Sagittarius was talking to Aquarius.

"SAG WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!" yelled Aries

"Uh oh" said Sagittarius

"What? We're not dating or anything" said Aquarius

"I didn't kiss him I swear!" said Aquarius quickly, "Iloveliblibnotsaggy"

Aquarius quickly ran back to the mansion. Sagittarius looked at Aries confused while she glared at him.

"Babe" said Sagittarius

"Dont 'babe' me motherfucker!" whined Aries

Aries slapped the shit out of Sagittarius and started crying.

"Im dating you though"

"Shut up bitch im breaking up with you"

Aries stormed back crying, Sagittarius stood there doing nothing so he decided to sit back down and play with the ants.

"Well shit"