"BABY WON'T YOU COME MY WAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!" sang Gemini

Gemini was swinging on a pole in the kitchen for some strange reason and trying to do his best Fetty Wap impression but obviously it didn't w o r k .

"GOT SOMETHING I WANT TO SAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY" sang Gemini

Leo ran up to Gemini in his knickers and drop kicked him.

"I can dance better than you scrub" said Leo

"O RLY" said Gemini

Leo started to get on the pole and started pole dancing.

"YASS BITCH SLAYYY" said Sagittarius

"Speed it up, now slow that shit down" said Aquarius

Aquarius pushed Leo off the pole and started pole dancing and twerking. Aries joined and twerked as well and was trying her absolute best to impress Sagittarius but she only got 1 strange reply from him.

"BE GONE THOT" said Sagittarius

" N A N I ? ! " said Aries

"nothing"

"thought so"

" o r l y ? "

"Did I hear something?"

"lol no"

"thought so"

Aquarius pointed a banana at Cancer.

"Babyyyyyyyyy..." whined Aquarius

" E e e p ! " gasped Cancer

"DO YOU HAVE COCAINE?"

" W t f    n o "

Aquarius giggled, "Awww, you're so sweet!"

"I do have weed though...wait, do I?" chuckled Pisces

"Pisces what" said Capricorn

"Hey I was just joking..."

"Okay...?"

Leo and Sagittarius were fighting over the Oreo when Capricorn walked downstairs with a cup of tea in her hand.

"Oooooh is that lean?" asked Taurus

"Shut up, Taurus" said Virgo

"Shut up, Taurus" said Capricorn

Capricorn  sipped some tea.

"Can I drink some?" asked Gemini

"Shut up, Gemini" said Capricorn

"Wow, they actually fighting" said Libra

"EARTH SIGN CIVIL WAR!!!" yelled Gemini

"Shut up, Gemini!" snapped all 3 earth signs

Leo was stuffing Oreos into his mouth.

"So, what brings you to he Netflix and-uhhhh...yeet gang?" asked Leo

"Im not part of this shitty squad or whatever" said Capricorn

"Are you here because of a special someone?" asked Sagittarius

Sagittarius and Leo wiggled their eyebrows.

"Yes noob, and it's ME" said Taurus

Capricorn rolled her eyes and sighed.

"Taurus" said Capricorn

"Yes honey?" replied Taurus

"I would never date you in a million fucking years" said Capricorn

"OHHHHH SHIT! SHE BURNT YOUR FACE MATE! IN YO FACE BROOOOOO!!" yelled Sagittarius

"Stfu" said Taurus

"What's up with these both?" asked Capricorn

Capricorn looked at Aquarius and Pisces who were lying down in a strange manner. 

"That's normal for the both of them" said Scorpio

"Wait what" said Capricorn

"It could be acid tho"

"H-How did you know it was acid?"

"I've done acid"

"Wait, for Real?"

Everyone looked at Scorpio who looked back at everyone.

"What?" said Scorpio suspiciously

"Ooooh, can I have some acid?" asked Leo

"No" said Scorpio

"Awwwwww, I was hoping to watch Leo get naked and probably die" said Sagittarius

"Too bad I dont want 2 untamed monkeys running around like idiots" said Scorpio

"OOf" said Aries

"That goes for you too Aries" said Scorpio

" O O F " said Aries

" L M A O " said Aquarius

"I'm going to murder you!" said Aries

"Oh damn, so much roasts today" said Virgo

"..." said Scorpio

"What?" said Virgo

Leo was eating a chicken wing on top of the chandelier. Scorpio looked up.

"Alright you monkey, get off" said Scorpio

"NO" said Leo

"There's more KFC downstairs"

"Liesssssss, I got all the KFC up here"

Scorpio raised an eyebrow, Leo ate another chicken wing until he looked into his KFC bucket with a strange look on his face.

"oh shit never mind, its finished" said Leo

Leo jumped down from the chandelier and landed on Sagittarius' shoulders. He screamed like a goat.

"AaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaaAaaAaaAaaAaaAaHhhHhh..." screamed Sagittarius

"What the fuck did you jus bring upon this cursed land?" asked Gemini

"ShUT UP GEMINI" said the 2 fire signs

"Wow, salty much" said Taurus

Libra sat down and enjoyed watching the drama with Scorpio while eating some popcorn.

"Scorp, can you help me stop them from fighting?" asked Cancer

"Nah, this fight is too entertaining" said Scorpio

"Same" said Cancer

Cancer sat down with Scorpio and ate popcorn while watching all the chaos get lashed out in the living room.

"Guys" said Capricorn

They continued fighting.

"BUUUURRRRRPPPPPP" said Libra

Everyone looked up at Libra's giant burp. All 5 boys looked at Libra smiling with a dazed expression.

"Libra, that is DISGUSTING" said Capricorn

"Relax, I had to get their attention for you so you should be thanking me" said Libra

"Ummm okay..."

"Lol"

"I forgot what she was saying" said Cancer

"I remember her saying 'Shut up Taurus'" said Gemini

"Shut up, Gemini" said Taurus

"Shut up, Taurus" said Virgo

"Shut up, Virgin" said Taurus

"OOooooooh shit, he came back at you!" said Gemini

"Shut up, Gemini" said Taurus

Gemini pantsed Taurus and Leo, Virgo and Sagittarius were now on the floor laughing their asses off.

"Ahem" said Capricorn

"Yes babe?" said Taurus

"As I was saying, I think we should have a girls' sleepover and a guys' sleepover" suggested Capricorn

"So no smash?" asked Leo

"No"

"But I want sum fuk"

"No"

"Plz"

"no"

"Plzz"

"no"

"plzzz"

"no"

"Plzzzz"

"no"

"Plzzzzz"

" n o "

" P l e a s e "

" n o "

"P l z z z z z z z "

"Leo shut up!"

"I WANT SUM FUK"

"SLEP WITH ARIES INSTEAD"

"Hell naw!" snapped Aries

"She's with Saggytits" said Leo

"ShUT UP LEO" said Aries and Sagittarius

"Guys" said Virgo

"dgjskwaqgh" said Leo

"GUYS JIMIN IS HERE" said Virgo

"OMGGGG WHERE???????" said Aquarius

"Lol jk I just did that to catch your attention"

"Virgyyyy you biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitccchhhh"

"Modern problems require modern solutions" said Libra

"As I was saying I think we should go have some fun right now" said Capricorn

"You didn't say anything" said Libra

Capricorn glared at him and he immediately shut up. The 2 groups split up and went to each of the bedrooms in the basement.

"Woo-hoo!" said Aries

Aquarius was on Aries' back singing some song drunk.

"YoU pRoBaBlY tHiNk ThAt YoU aRe BeTtEr NoW, bEtTeR nOw!" sang Aquarius

Virgo was in charge of playing the music and was searching up what music to blast in the room.

"Despacito?" asked Virgo

"Skip" said everyone

"Fake Love?" asked Virgo

"Ummmmm..." said Scorpio, "Great song but the neighbours will complain"

"Bruh there aren't any neighbours lmfao" said Aquarius

"Alright, this vote thing was fucked up so Im just gonna pick some random because why not lol" said Virgo

Virgo turned on her music and a random song started playing.

"Wow you suck at singing lmao"

"Shut the fuck up, Aries"

"BITCH"

Aries grabbed Aquarius and caught her into a headlock. After 3 seconds, Aquarius tapped out, Aries jumped back at grinned.

"Ha! I win!" said Aries

"You cheated!" said Aquarius

"I definitely kicked your ass"

"Lieeesssssssssss..."

"What?"

"Mess me with that bullshit"

Aries frowned, "Ok virgo, who won?"

"Uhhh..." said Virgo, Aries raised an eyebrow, "I mean, Aqua did tap out..."

Aries turned back to look at Aquarius and grin evilly.

"SEE! I WIN!!!" said Aries

"Hey no fightings" said Oisces

"Lets party and listen to music" said Cancer

"Not now" said Aries

"I'm tired, I'm gonna chill with Cancer" said Aquarius

Aquarius hopped on the bed with Cancer and Cancer put makeup on her without her permission. Aquarius then hit her with a pillow and they both had a pillow fight.

"I'M THE STRONGEST IN THIS FUCKING ROOM! NO ONE DARE CHALLENGE ME!" yelled Aries

"Can you go against me though?" asked Scorpio

Aries looked at Scorpio and gulped.

"Ummm...yeah of course, I'm definitely gonna win" said Aries

"She's definitely gonna lose" thought Virgo

"GO SCORPY!" cheered Cancer

"GO...uhh, GO!" said Aquarius

Scorpio jumped down and stretched her hands.

"Let's go then" said Scorpio

Aries lunged at Scorpio but she moved a bit and Aries ran into the wall.

"Ouch, that must've hurt" said Scorpio

"Nah, it doesn't" lied Aries

"Then why's your nose bleeding?"

"Uhhh...fine, you win...uhhh..."

"You need a tissue?" 

"Yeah sure..." 

Scorpio pulled out a tissue form her pocket and gave it to Aries.

"Thanks Scorpio"

Scorpio gave Aries the ok sign.

"Ouch, what did you do to her?" asked Capricorn

"I actually just did nothing" said Scorpio

"Oh"

"She ran at me and I just moved so she hit the wall hard"

"Oof"

Scorpio hopped back onto the bed with Cancer.

"Mine if I sit here?" said Scorpio

"O-Okay..." said Cancer

Cancer was playing Candy Crush on her phone when Aquarius and Pisces brought in some drinks.

"Hello!" said Pisces

"We brought special presents!" grinned Aquarius

Pisces put her arm around Cancer.

"Guys, you're all not old enough for that" said Capricorn

"Shut up Cappy, we're 18" said Aries

"I'm 17..." said Capricorn

"Same" said Cancer

"Same but I don't care" said Scorpio

Aquarius chugged a bottle of Hennessy in her mouth and she sat down on Aries, Aries smacked her with a pillow.

"BiTcH" said Aquarius

Suddenly, they all heard insanely loud music.

"LOOK AT ME! FUCK ON ME!" yelled the other room

"Wow, I wonder how the boys are doing" said Capricorn

The boys' room was just as loud and noisy. Taurus and Gemini were wrestling on the floor. Leo, Sagittarius, Libra and Virgo were playing Smash Ultimate in the boys' room and were taking tequila shots every time they died in the game.

"I'm not getting involved in this wrestling thing" said Leo

"Good" said Sagittarius

"why"

"because they're    n o o b s "

"Whachu call us bitch?" asked Taurus

"You guys are noobs so fuck yall" said Sagittarius

Leo high-fived Sagittarius and continued chugging beer. Virgo was trying to do egg trick shots and threw an egg into Taurus' mouth. 

"Catch it, T!" said Virgo

Taurus caught it and swallowed the egg whole.

"OH SHIT! He ate it!" said Leo

"Wanna try?" asked Virgo

"HELL YEAH!"

"Alrighty then..."

Virgo threw an egg at Leo's mouth but it fell out of the window.

"Oh shit..." said Virgo

"B-"

"My bad, I misaimed..." 

"It's cool bro!"

Leo ran around laughing while Virgo chuckled, Taurus was playing Blackjack with Gemini.

"I got a King and a 10" said Gemini

"Lmao bitch take that, I got a 2 10s and an Ace" said Taurus

"AaAaAaAaAaHhHh" whined Gemini

" O O F " said Libra

"I'd like to see you try, scaly" said Gemini

"Heh heh" said Taurus

"I might win for once" said Gemini

"What if Scaly beats you?"

"Pffttt...that'll never happen"

"Let's see about that"

"no"

Libra sat down, Taurus was the judge and Virgo sat down and started playing with Gemini. Soon, the game was over.

"Here, 21" said Virgo

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" screamed Gemini

"Gem, why did you go all out on a fucking 12?" asked Taurus

"Silence Bullshit, I dont have time for this" grumbled Gemini

"Wow, sore loser much?" asked Leo

"YOU"

"NO U"

"FITE ME"

"LET'S GO!"

"FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT" shouted Sagittarius

"FITE FITE FITE" yelled Taurus 

"WAIT WHY TF ARE WE YELLING AGAIN?" asked Libra

"Because they're gonna fight" said Virgo

"OH OK...FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT"

"Who're you gonna bet on" asked Taurus

"Leo, obviously...! What kinda question is that? Can you look at how different their size is?" 

Gemini crouched down when Leo went straight for the attack. Gemini punched Leo in the stomach when Leo grabbed him in a headlock and flipped him over.

"Holy shit, this WWE match turns into a Worldstar fight!" said Sagittarius

Leo got up, "WOOOOOOOOOOOORLDSTAAAARRR"

Gemini fell down when Leo lunged from him and missed when he quickly dodged but Leo jumped over to him and headlocked him hard when he started choking loud and after a few minutes, he tapped out.

"And the winner is...LEO!" said Libra

"Nice one, Leo" said Virgo

"Shit, he's pretty strong" said Gemini

"Good match, I like your stealth" said Leo

"I wanna fight someone...VIRGIN!" said Taurus

"You wanna fight...me?" said Virgo

"T, you sure you wanna do this? Virgo is kinda stocky looking" said Libra

"I ain't scared of him" said Taurus

Taurus took off his shirt and showed of his abs and his tattooed chest.

"Didn't know your chest was tattooed too, thought only your left arm and your hand were tatted" said Virgo

"Don't care, show me your body" said Taurus

"If you say so..."

Virgo took off his polo shirt and showed of his abs.

"Jesus, I didn't know you were this ripped, Virgo" said Leo

"For the first time I'm actually scared for Taurus" said Libra

"There's no way Taurus' skinny ass is gonna beat you" said Sagittarius

"Bet" said Taurus

"If Taurus somehow wins I'll fight you, Sag" said Libra 

"Okay Libra, I challenge you!" said Sagittarius

"Okay, we gonna do this?" asked Virgo

"Aww, yeah..." chuckled Taurus

Taurus cracked his knuckles when Virgo walked towards him and was about to grab him when Taurus ran under his legs and tripped him.

"Oh shiiiiiiiiiit, Taurus got the first hit!" said Gemini

"Why tf is he so fast?" thought Virgo

Virgo got up and Taurus grabbed him by the arm and tried to flip him when Virgo lifted him up and was carrying him around but Taurus somehow managed to trip him and headlock him for about 5 seconds.

"And the winner is....Taurus!" said Gemini

"WHAT no way" said Sagittarius

"Alright then Sag, time to fight" said Libra

"LET'S GO, NOOB!" shouted Sagittarius

"and our next challengers are...Scaly and Saggytits!" said Gemini

Sagittarius and Libra hopped down and were ready fight when Libra had an idea.

"WAIT!" yelled Libra

Libra ran to the other side of the room and turned up the music even louder.

"AY, COCAINE FOR MY BREAKFAST" sang the radio

"loooool" said Gemini

Libra and Sagittarius got into the middle of the room.

"FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT" yelled Leo

"Shut up, Leo" said Libra

Libra headlocked Sagittarius when he grabbed Libras' legs and he fell and landed on top of him. Libra struggled to get up when Sagittarius got up and tackled him back. Then he sat on top of Libra and literally took out his phone and started playing GTA and getting 5-stars.

"I think the winner is Sag!" said Leo

"Lol he got Libra distracted" said Libra

"OH DAMN" yelled Leo

Gemini threw his shoe at Taurus who screamed like a girl because his phone flew out of the window.

"BITCH THAT WAS MY PHONE, I WAS GETTING 5-STARS ON GTA!" yelled Taurus

"STOP YELLING AND FIGHT" shouted Gemini

"SHUT UP, GEMINI" shouted Taurus

Gemini was hit in the face with a Vans shoe. Sagittarius picked up Libra and wrapped his legs around him so tightly that he wasn't able to breathe.

"AJIFSKLDfevvvd" groaned Libra

"LIBRA TAP OUT! YOU'RE ABOUT TO FUCKING DIE" said Leo

Libra gagged and tapped out.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaand the winner is..."

"Your mom" said Gemini

"Fuck you, Gemini" said Libra

"ME BIIIIIIIITCH" said Sagittarius

"Damn you guys sure are violent" said Virgo

"Not as much as you" said Taurus

"Me? Violent? I'm like the most chill out of thr 6 of us" said Virgo

"He's right you know" said Libra

Libra jumped on the bed and shot Gemini in the face with a Nerf gun.

"Ouch, why's everyone bullying meh" asked Gemini

"Because you suck lol" said Leo

Sagittarius fell on the floor while Libra got up.

"Ngl you're kinda strong" said Sagittarius

"Nah I don't match up to you" 

"I'm bored" said Leo

Leo was drinking beer high.

"Hey, I have an idea" said Sagittarius

"Let me guess, you're going to fuck one of the girls bro?" asked Leo

"Nah" said Virgo

Sagittarius sighed and sat down on his bed. Leo sat on him and started talking to him when he suddenly had a better idea than anything Sagittarius could ever come up with.

"How about I sneak into the girls' room" suggested Leo

All the 5 boys looked up at him like he was high.

"Bitch you high?" asked Gemini

"No u" said Leo

"Actually you're not wrong, I just smoked weed" said Sagittarius

"Not you" said Leo

"Lol"

"Dude, if Aries, Scorpio or Capricorn see me I'm gonna die bro"

"Fam I got a better idea then"

"What?"

"GET A MAKEOVER!"

"Bro what the fuck..."

"I thought you like wearing makeup"

"Wait, oh yeah I love makeup!"

"Then what are you waiting for? Let's go"

Sagittarius and Leo ran upstairs leaving he 4 other boys in the room, they snuck into the fire signs' room and tried to find dresses to wear.

"Nevermind let's go" said Sagittarius

"Why?" asked Leo

"Aries doesn't wear dresses"

"Oof my bad"

Leo and Sagittarius snuck into the air signs room and ran out again.

"Neither does Aqua" said Leo

"True" said Sagittarius

Sagittarius laughed. Leo counted talking about the girls and roasting him when Sagittarius interrupted him.

"So, I guess we can cross Aries and Aquarius off our lists" said Sagittarius

Leo ran back into the air signs' room and stole a wig from under the pillow. Then, he ran back out with the bed.

"It's pink" said Sagittarius

"Yes sir, the perfect colour" said Leo

"Now for the dresses, almost none of them wear dresses probably except for...Leo wyd?"

Leo snuck into the earth sign room. Sagittarius entered as well. There was nothing to mess up because Taurus' side was already messy af. Leo pulled out a short skirt that seemed like it belonged to Capricorn.

"ooooh noice"

"yea, noe gtfo"

"Why"

"I'm changing"

"WE-"

"What?"

"You know what, let's go to the water sign room since all 3 of them are girls and wear ladies clothes" 

"Bet"

Sagittarius left the Earth sign room with Leo and went to the water sign room...and found interesting things.

"What the fuck is this?" asked Leo

Leo pulled out some pink silicon plug thing.

"That's a butt plug" said Sagittarius

"EWW WTF! I didn't know Pisces uses this shit!" 

"She's one horny girl if you ask me"

Sagittarius pulled out a big white Pikachu shirt from Cancer's closet and Sagittarius pulled out a black bra from Scorpio's closet.

"Good thing Cancer wears a lot of loose shirts..." said Leo

Leo took off his clothes and put on the new clothes.

"Good, you seem ready" said Sagittarius

"Wrong, we need 1 more thing" said Leo

"What?"

"Makeup"

"I know the perfect place bro"

He snuck into Pisces' closet and found some bright makeup and found pink stockings in Pisces' closet for some reason. He put on the makeup and then ran out like a 6 year old girl.

"Yee!" said Leo

"Noice" said Sagittarius, "now BE GONE THOT"

Leo punched Sagittarius lightly.

"Bye hoe" said Leo sassily

"BETRAYAL" yelled Sagittarius

Leo went downstairs and stumbled when he ate some cereal without milk and the smoked more weed. After a few minutes, he chugged a bottle of Jack Daniels in the toilet and then Sagittarius hid him under the sofa. Sagittarius then knocked on the girls' door. The girls were too busy having fun.

"I wonder what the boys' are up too?" asked Cancer

"Idk, probably dead" said Scorpio

"Heyyy! That's rude!" said Pisces

"Idc"

Scorpio chugged her 12th bottle of henny.

"I'm gonna puke" said Scorpio

Scorpio ran into the bathroom and slammed the door shut. Suddenly, the door.

KNOCK KNOCK.

"I'll answer it" said Capricorn

Capricorn opened the door and saw Sagittarius with a worried expression on his face.

"Ummmm Cappy, I need some help" said Sagittarius

"For what?" asked Capricorn

"Ummmmm..."

"Speak"

"Uhhh-you see...Leo got lost"

"WHAT"

"And we need your help to find him"

"Oh ok fine, but you owe me"

Capricorn left the girls' room and walked outside to find Leo. After Capricorn went into the garden, Leo ran out of the sofa and yeeted into the girls' bedroom. Sagittarius gave him a thumbs up.

"HeY gUrLiEs" said Leo

"Omg wtf Leo im going to murder you!" gasped Aries

Leo stumbled into the room hella drunk. He was wearing a crapload of makeup and was wearing the water signs' clothes, gold hoop earrings and high heels.

"How do I look?" asked Leo

"SEXEEEEEEEYYY" said Aquarius

" G a y ! "   giggled Pisces

"You look d i s g u s t i n g " said Aries

Aquarius giggled. All 3 girls looked at Cancer who shrugged.

"Nah it's not complete just yet" said Cancer

Cancer ran into the bed and found a tiara under it. She gave it to Leo.

"Oooooh princess" said Leo

Cancer put the tiara on Leo's head and giggled.

"Ok princess Leo" said Cancer

Scorpio walked out of the toilet.

"Wow, I think I d-drank too much...Leo what the fuck are you doing here?" asked Scorpio

"I am princess"

"IS THAT MY BRA AND PANTIES?!" 

"No! Of course not! I mean...yeah, actually it is..."

"Do you want to die?"

"No, I dont want poison apples please"

Scorpio sighed, "Ok you may stay here you little shit"

"Yeet" said Leo

Leo yeeted into the room and sat next to Aries and Cancer.

"Hey gurlll" said Leo

"Fam you drunk?" asked Aries

"Of course"

"Ohmyogdddd...."

Leo wrapped his arms around Aries who put her head in her hands.

"What's wrong?" asked Leo

"Nothing" said Aries

"You seem bothered"

"Nah, I'm bored"

Leo wrapped his arms around Aries.

"She's lying" said Aquarius

"Wait WHAT?!" gasped Aries

"Hehehehe"

"AQUA-okay! Fine...I spied on your party and got jealous and I wanna spice things up" 

"OK"

"LEOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" said Aquarius

"Aqua, are you-"

"Why tf are you in your bra?!" asked Scorpio

"Leo, who do you like in this room?" asked Aquarius

"Me?" asked Leo

"Yeah" said Aries

"uhhhh...shit I dont know" said Leo

"Come on, heres got to be 1 girl on your mind"

"There is but-

Aries and Aquarius looked at each other and then looked at Leo. " W h o ? "

"Uhhhh..." said Leo

" W h o "

"Ummmmmm..."

Leo nervously looked around the room, most of the girls were giving him interesting reactions 

" W h o   I s   I t ? "

"Cancer..." said Leo

Aquarius covered her mouth and tried not to giggle which made Aries laugh, all of the girls looked up at him like he was high.

"Y-You like...m-me?" asked Cancer

"Y-Yeah" said Leo

"Good luck, she probably won't like you back" said Scorpio

Cancer smacked Scorpio on the arm.

"Come on Scorp, don't be mean to him!" said Cancer

"Oh, sorry Cancer..."

"Yeah, I'm n-nice, r-right, Cancer?" said Leo

"Are you stuttering right now?" asked Aries

"Awwww..." said Pisces

"I-I d-didn't know you l-l-li-liked m-me back...!" said Cancer

"Liked you back? So you actually like him?" asked Aquarius

Cancer and Leo nervously nodded and now Aries and Cancer were looking at Leo awkwardly while Scorpio was looking at him confused and Aquarius and Pisces were gushing over the new couple.

"I didn't know you'd actually like me back..."

Cancer looked at Leo and then hugged him.

"Did not expect that reaction but okay" said Leo

"Same" said Aries

"Okay, now kiss!" said Aquarius

"I-"

Leo breathed in and grabbed Cancer's cheeks and then leaned in and started kissing her.

"OMGGGG! Couple goals!" said Aquarius

"It's official!" said Pisces

"What the fuck" said Scorpio

"No what am I doing? I don't even love Leo wtf" grumbled Aries silently

"Wait what" said Aquarius

"Why am I-?"

"Aries, are you-"

"I-I'm gonna get more drinks, brb!" said Aries

Aries ran upstairs fast and Aquarius decided to secretly follow her, when she saw her get mad and punch the sofa in frustration.

"  F U C K ! "   y e l l e d   A r i e s

"Aries you okay?" asked Aquarius

"DO I LOOK OKAY?" snapped Aries

Aries got on the sofa and sat down and covered her face with her arms.

"Aries..." 

"God dammit..."

Aquarius put her arm around Aries.

"I'm so frustrated..." whined Aries

"Why? Is it about Leo?" asked Aquarius

Aries nodded and tears started falling from her eyes.

"Aww aries..." sighed Aries

"I was gonna confess to him..." sobbed Aries

Aries wrapped her arms around Aquarius while she just sat down and chilled there for a bit.

"Don't worry Aries I'll find someone for you and you can laugh at Leo's face when you do" said Aquarius comforting her

"How's that even gonna work?"

"Uhhh..."

"I'm just pissed that Leo confessed to someone else and it wasn't me..."

"Damn, that's rough...but I'll make sure you ha-"

"YOU DON'T GET IT DO YOU?"

"I...Aries, calm down...I-"

"Sorry...I got mad at you"

"It's okay..."

Aries sighed and rested her head on Aquarius' shoulder.

"I'm so confused..." groaned Aries

"Felt that" said Aquarius

"..."

"Whatever, let's just have some fun then" 

Aquarius picked up some more tequila and chugged it in her mouth.

"Yeet" said Aquarius

Aries, Leo and Aquarius were getting high of some b o o z e and were going nuts. Leo took off his pink crop top and Aries drew the word 'idiot' on his chest. Aquarius dropped a bottle of Jack Daniels on top of Leo's head. Leo caught it with his moth and started chugging it with no hands.

"Wtf Leo" said Aries

"Oooooh, what does it say?" asked Leo

"It says 'handsome' " said Aquarius

Aquarius was trying not to laugh when she started randomly giggling. Scorpio went over.

"Ahem, this says I-D-I-O-T" said Scorpio trying not to laugh

"Scorpy dear, you really need to improve your spelling guuuurlll, because that spells 'idiot' not 'princess'" said Leo

Scorpio facepalmed and started laughing with Aries who smacked Leo at the back of his head.

"Leo you idiot" said Scorpio

"Haha he roasted you" chuckled Virgo

Cancer picked up some beer and drank a sip.

"hic-This is nice..." said Cancer

"See? I told you it tastes nice" said Aries

"Yeah, tell her Aries" grinned Leo

"Uhh, yeah..." said Aries

"Leo, I think I love you..." said Cancer

"Fr" said Leo

"Mm hmmm..." 

"Oh, alright..."

Leo put his hands on Cancer's face and the both of them started making out with each other.

"AWWWWW!" said Aquarius

Aries rolled her eyes while Scorpio and Capricorn looked at them confusedly.

"I-"

Suddenly Pisces grabbed Cancer's arm and pulled her away from him.

"Fuck you, Leo! She's mine" said Pisces fiercely but drunkly

Pisces grabbed Cancer and kissed her on the cheek.

"What's up with Pisces and kissing Cancer?" asked Leo

"Oh, she acts horny when she's drunk" said Scorpio

"I taught her how to be horny" said Aquarius

"Oooooh, what's this, Cancy?" giggled Pisces

Pisces put her hand on Cancer's boob and started fondling it.

"Pisces!" 

"Hehehehehehehe"

"Aaaaaaaaaand she's drunk"

"Who knew smol bean was such a perv"

"Heyyyy!" whined Pisces

"Heyyyy!" imitated Leo

Pisces glared at him and then turned away and pouted while Leo laughed.

"Come on Leo,  stop teasing poor Pisces" giggled Cancer

"No fair, I want a boyfriend" whined Pisces

"Do you have anyone in mind? I can hook you up with someone" said Leo

"No...why...?" said Pisces

"Don't worry, you'll find someone soon enough" said Cancer

"Yeah, me and Cance gonna help you as much as we can" said Leo

"Really? You'll help sweet lil me?" asked Pisces

"Mm hmm"

"Oh my god...I think I'm gonna cry now..." 

" W h a - "

"Thank u both!" said Pisces

Pisces hugged Leo and Cancer and then skipped off.

"Well, she's happy now" said Leo

Suddenly the door opened and Capricorn went inside panting.

"Guys, I think Leo's gone missing" gasped Capricorn

"I-"

"LEO?!" said Capricorn

"What?" asked Leo

"Get the fuck out, this is a girls-only thing" 

"I'm a princess!" 

Scorpio stared at Leo.

"Is that Cancer's tiara?" asked Scorpio

"Yea why?" asked Leo

"Leo give that back, you know she likes her tiara"

"She let me borrow it"

Scorpio turned to Cancer, she nodded her head.

"Yea, I let him have it" said Cancer

"Why?" asked Scorpio

"He looks like a pwincesss..."

"Ummmm okay...

"Please Leo, go back to being a boy" said Capricorn

"But whyyyyyy"

"Your face doesn't look that good with makeup, you look like a fucking blond James Charles"

"But whats wrong eith that?"

"I-"

"Whatever, I'm gonna chill out here for a bit"

Leo continued hanging out with Aries and Aquarius until Sagittarius fell inside through the window.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! A BOY!" screamed Aquarius

"No silly it's just Saggy!" giggled Pisces

"Sag, do you want to die?" asked Scorpio

"no" said Sagittarius

"I'm bored, wanna rejoin the  boys?" asked Aries

"Sure thing!" said Aquarius

"Hell yeah!" said Leo

The fire signs and Aquarius ran upstairs to see Capricorn chilling with the boys.

"Bruh THERE you both are!" said Virgo

"Oooooooooooooooooooh, are they having seeexxxxxxxx???" asked Taurus

"N0 they're having a threesome" said Gemini

Taurus tried to push Gemini off the stairs but missed and fell and he landed on Leo.

"Fam get tf of me you oversized baby bitch" said Leo

Leo threw Taurus out of the window. Gemini, Sagittarius and Virgo high-fived Leo. The 4 of them sipped some more beer and continued partying until Libra fainted.

"Looks like he cant handle his beer haha" said Leo

Suddenly, Libra fainted then got up and sat next to sleeping Cappy and then fainted. Scorpio walked out of the kitchen and grumbled while walking upstairs.

"I'm tired" grumbled Scorpio

Soon everyone was passed out except for the 4 troublemakers. Leo and Sagittarius joined Aries and Aquarius in screaming useless noises and partying.

"I'm blue, if I was green I would die" said Aquarius

"I WOULD BEAT OFF A GUY" said Aries

They continued singing and dancing until Leo fainted and then Sagittarius fainted. Aquarius shrugged and decided to get a drink. Soon, it was 4 am.

"We're the last ones to be awake, yEET" said Aquarius

"Good job, my fellow thot" said Aries

Aries giggled and high-fived Aquarius, Aries turned on the TV and the 2 of the were watching anime.

"Imma get some more booze" said Aries

"Imma get some more cereal" said Aquarius

"CereaL?" 

"Oh come on Aries, everyone eats cereal"

"Oh okay then, im on my 20th beer"

"Nani?!"

Aries brought more vodka while Aquarius brought the snacks. The 2 of them Continued watching Netflix. After the movie, the 3 of them decided to call it a day.

"OOoooooh, we're still awake" said Aquarius

"Nah, the lion is asleep" said Aries

"He been asleep for a while tho"

"Oh...anyways want some whipped cream?"

"Yes sweetie! I do"

Aries poured some whipped cream into Aquarius' mouth. No reaction.

"I'm gonna go upstairs, I guess" said Aries

"yes im staying up longer" cheered aquarius

"Oh you CHALLENGING me, girl?"

"Yes hun, why you asking?"

Aries sighed and chuckled and Aquarius grinned.

"Well, this is rare from me but...I am hella tired" said Aries

"Same" said Aquarius

"Oooooooooh, I win!"

"Bitch you tricked meh?"

"Nah, but for real im tired"

"Yeah, lets agree to go to sleep right now"

Aries and Aquarius decided to back upstairs when they looked around to see if anyone was still awake. They just shrugged and went back upstairs.