"BRAZIL BABY" squealed Aquarius

Leo and Sagittarius looked around amazed.

"Holy shit, this place is amazing" said Leo

"I know right"

Aquarius immediately ran to the shops and bought some abarás.

"Did you pay for them?" asked Capricorn

"Yes" said Aquarius

"Did you buy some for us?" asked Leo

"Nah fuck yall"

" =( "

"Woohoo! We reached" said Virgo

"Can we get our bags now? I want my chains" said Leo

"No, can't you wait you little bitch" said Scorpio

"Yeah, we still need all our bags" said Capricorn

"I need them, I need them, I need them right now " sang Leo

"Grow the fuck up who gives a shit about these?" 

"I do"

"They're just chins"

"CHAINS not chins"

"Exactly"

"They're $1000 each so I can't if I lose them I die"

"WHAT"

"Shut up, goat girl"

Leo and Sagittarius high-fived.

"Bruh, shut up" said Capricorn

" n o " said Leo

Leo and Sagittarius both ran away laughing. Capricorn sighed.

"Oooooooooh, what do we have here?" asked Aries

"WHOA, THEY GOT WATER PARKS" said Aquarius

"Oooooh, I love water" said Cancer

"Well, you are a water sign" said Aries

"I know, hehehe" said Cancer

"I'll go with you babes!" said Pisces

"I swear Cancer and Pisces are too innocent for us" said Aries

"Nah she's far from innocent, she secretly ships people with Aquarius" said Libra

"Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe" said Aquarius

"Libs is correct indeed uwu" said Pisces

"Oh my god, what have you all turned Pisces into?" asked Capricorn

"Satan" said Scorpio

"Come on Scorpy, I'm not that evil" said Pisces

"Satanic smol bean could probably kill all 3 of us" joked Taurus

"And I will, BITCH" 

"Holy shit, chill..." 

"Yeah, we almost died" said Gemini

"Lol it was just a joke hehehe" said Pisces

"Hmmm, let's try a tour" said Virgo

"Let's kill people" said Sagittarius

"Let's not do that" said Capricorn

"Why not" said Leo

"Because all 12 of us will get arrested" said Capricorn

"Isn't it illegal to kill people in Brazil?" said Cancer

"No" said Aquarius

"Cancer, it's illegal to kill people in literally every country" said Scorpio

"There's like 60000 murders here lol

"Gulp" 

"Anyways, I think we should go to the beach" said Scorpio

"Yee! Love the beach" said Aquarius

"Yeah, I get to see booty there" said Leo

"Um no" said Aries

"Why? Jealous hoe?"

"N-N-Nooo, fuck you"

"U cheatin on me??" asked Sagittarius

"We're not even dating wtf" said Aries

"BE GONE THOT" said Sagittarius

A lot of people looked up.

"Let's just check out our hotel..." said Capricorn

"Okay" said Libra

Capricorn ordered an Uber and they all were driving towards the hotel they were going to stay at. Leo was in the back singing songs with Aquarius, Libra and Cancer

"DESPAAAAAACITO" sand Leo

"Bruh, this song sucks lol" said Gemini

"Sing Mo Bamba instead" chuckled Sagittarius

"I GOT HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS" sang Leo

"CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLIIIIIIINNN A YOUNG GEMINI PHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE" sang Aquarius

"bITCH" said Gemini

"WHERE'S ALI WITH THE MOTHERFUCKING DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE" sang Libra

"Guys, I got a question" said Cancer

"What is it, Cance?" asked Aquarius

"You like my hair?" sang Cancer

"Gee thanks, just bought it" replied Leo

"I see it" sang Aquarius

"I like it" sang Leo

"I want it" sang Libra

"I got it!" sang Cancer

"Can I join?" asked Taurus

"no"

"oof"

"Taurus is sad, play Despacito"

Gemini turned on the radio.

"Hi everyone, we have reached" said the Uber driver

"Oh thanks, what's the price?" asked Capricorn

"That would be R$500" said the Uber driver

Capricorn checked her wallet, "Shit, I don't even have that much money"

The Uber driver laughed.

"Nah I'm just fucking with you, the price is just R$75" said the Uber driver

"Oh my god, thank god it's not expensive" said Leo

"R$75 is still expensive as hell" said Capricorn

"Who cares? Spend that shit" chuckled Taurus

The 12 of them paid for the Uber ride and they entered the hotel.

"Lol, I just realised something" said Libra

"What is it?" asked Cancer

"Not much, I just realised Taurus is a big spender" said Libra

"Huh, I always thought he saves his money" said Pisces

"Oh no no" said Virgo

"He is like the literal opposite" said Capricorn

"Oh?" said Aquarius

"He spent half his money on sunnies" said Virgo

" I n d e e d "   said Taurus

Taurus took out a lot of cash as well as 5 expensive sunglasses.

"Bruh, where did you get that from?" asked Cancer

"The cash or the sunnies?" asked Taurus

"The cash"

"I got it from Leo"

Libra counted the money, "How much is this?"

Taurus smirked.

"It's a lot" said Taurus

"Nah fr" said Cancer

"$7000, this is only a small amount of money we got from the whole thing" said Taurus

"Mate, that's a lot" said Libra

"Nah, me and Gem only got a bit of the entire thing" said Taurus

"We literally got half what they got but it's cool, we just were lookouts" said Gem

"Lookouts for?" asked Libra

"When you rob a bank, you need lookout so that you won't get caught" said Taurus

"Wait what" said Scorpio

"Wait, we just came and you robbed a bank?" asked Libra

"It was our first times, Leo and Sag apparently have done it more than 10 times" said Gemini

"Is that why we're rich?" asked Cancer

Libra went up to Leo.

"Sup" said Libra

"Yo" said Leo

"How much money you got?"

"A lot"

"How many products you got?"

"A lot"

"Nah for real, how much cash do you have on you?"

"Ummmm, about $15 000"

"What? How did you get that much?"

"I robbed a bank with Sag, Taurus, Gemini and Aqua"

"Oof, no Aries?"

"Lol we purposely left her pout to make her feel bad lol"

Aries heard this and threatened to throw a milk bottle at Leo's head.

"Wait when was this?"

"Last week"

"Damn bro"

"Lol, don't snitch" said Sagittarius

"Mate, you know ive never snitched" said Libra

"Wait, we forgot to exchange it" said Leo

"Bro, how are we gonna pay then?"

"Idk, let me find out some solutions first..."

Leo went to 1 of the ATM machines and converted it all to Brazilian real.

"Hell yea, m o n e y " said Leo

"Hi, 6 rooms please" said Capricorn

The cashier guy checked the rooms and looked back up.

"Sorry ma'am, there are only 5 rooms left" said the hotel clerk

"Oh" said Capricorn

Suddenly, a guy wearing a tiger striped hoodie and a Gucci briefcase left with his luggage and went into his limosuine and left. Scorpio stared at the guy.

"Nevermind, there are 6 rooms" said the hotel clerk

"Oh nice" said Capricorn, "We'll have 3 double-rooms"

"Okay ma'am" said the hotel clerk

Soon, the 12 zodiac signs went upstairs with their luggage. Scorpio looked weird.

"What's wrong, Scorp?" said Libra

"Nothing, just that guy just now looked suspicious for some reason, or maybe I just got to chill out" said Scorpio

"Yeah, you gotta chill..." said Libra

"And fuck Taurus" said Aries

"100% agree...wait what?"

"N-Nothing"

"You want me to FUCK TAURUS? There's no way I'm doing that shit, no thank you" said Scorpio

Taurus secretly looked sad for some reason.

"What's up Taurus" said Gemini

"Not much lol" said Taurus, "What am I gonna spend all this cash on?"

"Booze" said Pisces

"Or, wait...there are clubs here, right?" asked Taurus

"Yup" said Pisces

"Cool, we'll join them no matter what" said Gemini

"Yoooo broooooo" said Leo

"What's good, mate?" asked Sagittarius

"I'm excited bro, I wanna do some crazy shit here"

"Me too bro"

Suddenly, the lift stopped and the 12 signs went straight to their rooms.

"Okay, who's sleeping with who?" asked Aries

"I'm sleeping with Cappy then" said Taurus

"No" said Capricorn

"Nevermind I'll sleep with Sco-"

"Ew hell no" said Scorpio

"Why y'all bullyin' me so much?" asked Taurus

Scorpio and Capricorn shrugged. "Don't know"

"Nevermind, I'll just sleep with my gang" said Taurus

"Oh god, no more orgys PLEASE" begged Capricorn

"Shut up you can't tell me what to do" said Taurus

Taurus stuck his tongue out at Capricorn and grabbed Gemini by the ass cheeks and the both of them walked off sassily while Capricorn rolled her eyes.

"LET'S BUNK TOGETHER" said Leo

"SURE BRO" said Sagittarius

"You know we have 4 rooms right" said Aries

"Leo, mind if I join?" asked Libra

"Sure" said Leo

"He was asking me loser" said Sagittarius

"Shut it Saggy tits!" said Leo

"Besties!" said Aries

Aries grabbed Capricorn and Aquarius and ran off to their rooms.

"WHy me?" thought Capricorn

"Oi she left me!" whined Pisces

"Oof" said Taurus

"Nevermind...hey Cancer let's bunk" said Pisces

"Uhhh...okay" said Cancer

"I'm in" said Scorpio

"Yay! Water sign sisterhood!" said Pisces

"Ey nice!" said Scorpio and Cancer

The 3 water signs left leaving Taurus and Gemini with Virgo.

"Well, guess i'm stuck with you losers" said Virgo

"HEY!" screamed Taurus and Gemini

Aquarius and Aries had already entered their rooms and were in love with the pillows.

"OH MY GOD, THESE ARE SO FLUFFY" squealed Aquarius

"I KNOW RIGHT" yelled Aries

Aquarius and Aries started pillow fighting.

"Okay, I think I'd like to take this-"

Capricorn stared at Aries and Aquarius pillow fighting. Thy both dropped their stuff and looked at Capricorn.

"You little shits-" said Capricorn

"Uh oh, Cappy's angry" chuckled Aries

"Angy" said Aquarius

"-Have the audacity to leave me out??" said Capricorn

Capricorn flopped her things down and just joined in the pillow fight. Meanwhile Leo and Sagittarius were in the bathroom fighting in their underwears.

"This is so wrong lol" said Leo

"That's only because I'm on top of you" said Sagittarius

Leo screamed as Sagittarius did more professional wrestling moves on him. Libra opened the door and dropped all of his things. Leo and Sagittarius just stared at the him 

"What" said Leo

"Who's winning lol" said Libra

Taurus and Gemini were singing gibberish when Virgo came out of the bathroom.

"DESPAAAACITO QUIERO RESPIRAR TU CUELLO DESPACITO" sang Taurus

"Tf yall doing?" asked Virgo

"Brazilian music is nice" said Gemini

"That's Puerto rican you idiots!" said Virgo

"Oh" said Taurus and Gemini

Meanwhile Cancer was passed out on the bed while Pisces was trying to keep Scorpio awake.

"Oi wake uppp..." whined Pisces

"Stoooop shaking meee" whined Scorpio

Pisces ignored her and kept shaking Scorpio.

"How do you have this much energy?" asked Scorpio

"I can't sleep I'm bored...!" whined Pisces

"Don't worry we can cuddle"

"Really?"

"Yeah"

"Yippee"

Pisces jumped onto Scorpio and then started cuddling her leg and fell asleep straight away.

"oh god" said Scorpio

Suddenly Scorpio got a text from Capricorn telling everyone in the group chat to meet in her room.

"wait Pisces wake up, Cap sent us a text, we gotta meet in her room" said Scorpio

"Awww" said Pisces

"We can always cuddle together" 

"Okay!"

"Cancer wake up"

" h u h ? "  said Cancer

"We need to meet in Cap's room"

" o h "

The 3 of them left and went to Capricorn's room.

Capricorn picked up her stuff and left to the other room. As soon as everyone finished sorting out all the stuff. They met in Capricorn's room and saw Aries and Aquarius knocked out on the floor.

"What happened to them?" asked Gemini

"I won the pillow fight" said Capricorn

"Haha weak" said Sagittarius

"Fuck off!" said Aries

"Okay, what shall we do today?" asked Capricorn

"Die" said Aries

" n o " said Virgo

"I suggest we go clubbing" said Leo

"But Leo, yo go clubbing all the time"

"Yeah, but I heard Brazil has some amazing nightclubs"

"He's right, there are tons of nightclubs in Brazil so why not go clubbing lol"

"Or how about the beach instead" suggested Capricorn

"Or...how about we go to the beach in the day then go to the club at night" said Sagittarius

"Or how about we kill Taurus" suggested Gemini

"Or how about we kill Gemini" snickered Taurus

"Shut up, durag man"

"no u"

"Ummm, there's a problem because we were gonna watch the carnival at night" said Capricorn

"How long are we staying here for?" asked Taurus

" 1 2    Y E A R S "   said Leo

We'll be here for a couple days, so we pretty much have enough time to check out everything"

"Wait, who's in your room?" asked Gemini kinkily

"Your mom" said Leo

"Shut up, noob"

"I'm gonna go back to sleep" said Scorpio

"Good night scorpypoo" said Leo

Scorpio took off her shoe and threw it at Leo.

"Okay Scorpio, relax..." said Capricorn

"No, beat his ass more!" said Aquarius

"Don't call me that" said Scorpio

"Okay Scorpy its ok, he's already dying" said Cancer

"Lol Cancer lowkey be like saying the most random shit but it somehow seems positive" said Sagittarius

"Because I'm positive" smiled Cancer

"Agreed"

"UwU"

"In that case, CLUBBING TIME" announced Leo

Leo and Sagittarius ran downstairs as fast as they could. Capricorn sighed.

"Oh my god" sighed Capricorn

"Oh my god" sighed Virgo

"Aries and Aqua didn't even leave yet, dumbass" said Gemini

Aries and Aquarius were talking to Virgo.

"Hey, what time does the carnival begin again?" asked Aquarius

"Ummm, 9 pm right?" said Aries

"Oh ok, wanna go clubbing?"

"Sure!"

"Can we come?" asked Leo

"Sure" said Aquarius

Aries, Leo, Sagittarius and Aquarius called an Uber and they drove straight to the club.

"GOT THE CLUB GOING UP" sang Aries

"ON A TUESDAY" sang Aquarius

"Aww, they really left us" said Gemini

"See? I told you that they went clubbing, dumbass" said Taurus

"Shut up, Taurus"

"Shut up, Gemini"

"Wanna join them?" asked Pisces

Taurus and Gemini looked at her. "okay"

Taurus, Gemini and Pisces called up an Uber and the 3 of them were about to drive off when Cancer stopped them.

"Hey lemme come!" said Cancer

"Okeez babes!" giggled Pisces

Pisces kissed cancer on the cheek and pushed her into the car. Scorpio quietly snuck into the car, Taurus sat next to her. Capricorn also got into the Uber, Taurus wondered what the hell she was doing here.

"Wait, what am I doing here?" said Capricorn

Capricorn sat inside the Uber uncomfortably and so did everyone else and it drive off. Suddenly, when they reached the club, thy saw Sagittarius fainted on top of the building with Aquarius.

"OH HI" squealed Aquarius

"Ummm, hello...?" said Taurus

Sagittarius woke up and rubbed his eyes.

"Yooooo, what time is it?" asked Sagittarius

"About 6:30 pm" said Gemini

"What you waiting for then, come in" said Aquarius

"OK Aqua" said Pisces

As soon as Pisces entered the club, Aquarius jumped down onto her back.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! SOMETHING'S ON MY BACK" screamed Pisces

"ITS ME" said Aquarius

"BABE OMG" said Pisces

Leo was dancing like a girl and chugging a whole glass of tequila.

"bOi" said Aries

Leo turned around, Aries dropped a glass on his head.

"Fuck off, red head lady" said Leo

Leo started running around like crazy, Virgo was the only one there who wasn't going crazy and just lying down on the table. He decided to ask the DJ to play some music.

"SHE'S IN LOVE WITH WHO I AM" sang Leo

"BACK IN HIGH SCHOOL I USED TO BUST IT TO THE DANCE" sang Aries

"NOW I HIT THE FBO WITH DUFFELS IN MY BAG"

"I DID HALF A XAN, 13 HOURS 'FORE I LAND"

"HAD ME OUT LIKE A LIGHT"

"LIKE A LIGHT, LIKE A LIGHT, LIGHT A LIGHT" yelled Sagittarius

Sagittarius tried to do a stage dive after chugging a whole cup of lean. When he tried, everyone moved away so he hit the floor loudly. Oof.

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH YEEEAAAAAAA" said Leo

Leo was dancing on the fan and Aquarius was twerking and randomly blowing kisses to everyone.

"Bruh" said Aries

"Sup" said Virgo

"I feel high as fuck"

"Because you are"

"Oh, hahaha"

Aries stumbled and drank another martini when she ran off somewhere. Sagittarius was trying to show off terrible dance moves.

Taurus was making it rain on Scorpio who was just dancing along to the music normally.

"Oooooh, free money" said Scorpio

Gemini and Pisces were randomly singing along random lyrics and were having a drinking competition.

"Oi" said Leo

Sagittarius was wrestling with Taurus when Leo poured acid on the both of them. For some reason, they didn't die. Leo smoked a giant blunt and somehow didn't destroy his lungs, oh wait he's a fire sign.

"ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh" said Leo

Virgo was stoned and checked the time.

"Oh shit, it's 8:30 pm, the festival gonna start soon" said Virgo

Aries was dancing to the club music and fell when Virgo called her.

"Aries, wee gottaaa gooo..." slurred Virgo

"Whaaaatt" said Aries

"The carnival is starting soon"

"Oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit"

Aries quickly stretched her self and the 2 of them were searching for Aquarius, Leo, Sagittarius when they saw 2 girls twerking and it was causing obstruction. Aquarius was on a pole and people were making it rain on her.

"Yeeeaaaaaaaaa, get mooooney biiiiiiiitcheeeeeeeeeesss" slurred Aquarius

"doilooklikeigiveafuck" said Aquarius

"What???" said Aries

"Do I look like a give a fuck"

"You should, the carnival is staaaaaaaaaartiiiiiiiing"

"OH SHIT"

Aquarius jumped off the pole and stumbled around when she bumped into a guy. The guy had flowers dumped on him.

"SAMBA TIME" said Leo

Leo started hula dancing and almost threw up when Sagittarius swung into the club and then fell and almost died.

"Sag, let's gooooooooo" said Aries

Scorpio and Sagittarius ran out of the club carrying Aquarius, who was very very very drunk and ordered and Uber to take them to the Samba festival.

"Wait!" said Aquarius

"What?" said Virgo

Aries saw Pisces struggling to carry both Taurus and Gemini so she carried all 3 of them. As soon as the Uber came, all 7 of them left without noticing someone was missing.

"Hey, where are y'all going?" asked Leo

Leo stumbled around and flirted with more girls when he walked out of the club and fainted inside someone's bus. Leo slept for a while until someone shook him awake.

"Hey, acorde" said a guy

Leo woke up and rubbed his eyes when he saw someone wearing a mask.

"Hey, am I being kidnapped?" asked Leo

The bunch of guys looked at each other and turned back to Leo.

"Are you part of the carnival?" asked the guy

"Uhhh...yeah lol" lied Leo

The guy threw a bunch of clothes at Leo.

"Put these on then and start dancing, the parade will start in 10 minutes porra idiota" said the guy

Leo stretched a bit and the put on the clothes, he looked like a lady but he didn't care because he likes wearing ladies' clothes so why should he care?

"Lol" thought Leo as he put on the clothes

Suddenly, some music started playing and Leo got out and started doing his dancing.

"Lol, will they notice me?" thought Leo

It was 9 pm, the parade was starting and the signs were sitting down and enjoying the parade. There were a lot of samba dancers there and people wearing fancy masks there. There was also a guy riding on a flamingo.

"Wow, it's so colourful" squealed Aquarius

"Damn, those stunts are dope" said Sagittarius

"Bruh, this is hella amazing!" said Taurus

"Where's Leo?" asked Cancer

"Hiding, the little shit is missing out on all this fun" said Aries

"Meh, he's probably hiding" said Libra

"Imagine if he joined the carnival lol" joked Sagittarius

"Stfu" said Capricorn

"I shiP" said Aquarius

"..." said Pisces

"No pasta for all of you"

"Fuck you, I'll just get more abarás"

"Lmao what if he actually joined the carnival" joked Sagittarius

Scorpio squinted at a guy wearing sequins and weird makeup playing the saxophone. He was also wearing peacock feathers.

"Whoa, that looks like Nicki minaj" said Libra

"That's just Leo lol" said Sagittarius

"Wait what" said Capricorn

"UWU" yelled Leo

"Wtf Leo, get back here!" hissed Capricorn

Leo ignored Capricorn because why not lol. Aquarius was just enjoying eating popcorn and watching Leo be a drag queen with Sagittarius while Aries and Virgo were busy roasting his outfit.

"Bruh, he high as fuck right now" said Aries

"Wym" said Virgo

"Look at the boi, he look drunk"

"Bruh he really look like a stoned version of Jeffree Star"

"hAHAHAHAHAH"

Taurus and Gemini were sitting down with a bottle of beer.

Gemini held up a sign that said, "KISS ME LEO"

Leo looked at it while performing and just scoffed and continued performing.

"Well, that failed" said Taurus

"Of course is did, where's Pisces?" asked Gemini

Taurus and Gemini looked up to see Pisces and Aquarius flirting with each other.

"Ugh, why can't I just have balls and ask Scorpio or Cappy out already" said Taurus

"You don't have balls???" asked Gemini

"No! Shh-Shhh! Shush!'

"What is it, bro?"

"I'm fine with asking out other girls but I'm nervous about asking girls like Cappy"

"Shut up losers, I'm trying to watch" said Scorpio

Taurus turned back. "See my point?"

"Hmmm" said Gemini, "I don't see much chemistry between you or Cappy..."

"And you?"

"I don't seem to have any connection with Cappy and both Scorpy and her hate me"

"For a good reason"

"Shut up or no dating advice"

"Fine bro..."

Aquarius was busy dancing when she accidentally tripped.

"Vai se foder" said Aquarius

"Babe you okay?" asked Pisces

"YEs babe I'm okay" grinned Aquarius

Gemini and Taurus chuckled as they saw Leo get kicked out of the carnival attraction from far.

"Heh, his ass got busted" said Gemini

Taurus continued laughing when Sagittarius and Pisces approached them.

"Yo, what's so funny?" asked Sagittarius

"Oh, take a look at Leo getting busted" said Taurus

Pisces chuckled as he looked at Leo almost getting beaten while Sagittarius looked at the whole situation and burst out laughing.

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH" laughed Sagittarius

What great friends.

"Guys, let's go" said Capricorn

"Wait, where's Leo now?" asked Cancer

"Dead" said Aries

"He's probably on the way back home...and probably got beaten up after being caught by the carnival squad" said Libra

"In other words, dead" said Scorpio

After all the signs were finished packing up, Leo came rushing back in his normal clothes.

"Aaaaaaaaah" panted Leo, "What did I miss?"

"Leo, where were you lmao" said Aquarius

"Mate, he was gate-crashing the carnival" said Libra

"Bruh, you are an idiot" said Capricorn

"HELL YEA I AM" said Leo

"Bruh, how did you even manage to get in?" asked Sagittarius

"Bruh, I wanna try" said Taurus

"Nah mate, there are 7 foot security guards there, you gonna get yourself killed bro" said Leo

"Wow Leo, finally being mature, eh?" said Aquarius

"Lol of course, way more mature than you of course" smirked Leo

"Shut the fuck up, idiota" said Aquarius

"FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT" yelled Aries and Sagittarius

"Guys, I think we should go...the police are looking for Leo" said Virgo

"Good idea" said Capricorn

All 12 zodiac signs quickly ordered an Uber and quickly left before Leo got arrested.