Never Have I Ever
The Earth signs were in the Earth sign bedroom except for Capricorn who was in the bathroom. Virgo got up when Taurus called him back.
"Oi come here, virgin" said Taurus
What?" said Virgo
"U wot m8" said Taurus
Taurus grabbed his fanny pack, which was green and made of Gucci and took out a pair of sunglasses aand started wearing them.
"Where did that grass come from?!" said Virgo
Watch" said Taurus
Taurus pulled out a blunt and took a lighter from his fanny pack and being smoking it.
"Taurus, how, when and why the fuck do you have weed with you?"
"No one cares bro, were by ourselves now" said Taurus
"Sure"
"You want one?"
"No, I don't smoke"
"Bro just do it once, okay?"
"Only once, promise?"
"Promise"
"Fine..."
Virgo groaned when Taurus passed him the lighter, he reluctantly flicked the lighter and lighted the blunt, his eyes began to turn red and started coughing a lot.
"Feels go doesn't it?" Virgo saw 2 boys with durags and green emerald eyes.
"Bro what is t-Holy shit you got a clone!" he yelled
Taurus looked side to side, "No I don't, you're tripping"
"Wait what?"
Capricorn walked out of the bathroom with a towel around her hair and body and saw the boys smoking weed.
"Jesus christ, is that weed?"
Virgo turned around and saw Capricorn standing with her hands on her hips. "Cap! You have 4 tits!" he yelled
Taurus heard that and started laughing his ass off.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" said Taurus
"Omg taurus shut up" said capricorn
Virgo rubbed his head.
"Taurus what the fuck did you give him??" said Capricorn
"Weed" said Taurus
"AYO?!"
"Want some?"
"GET OUT"
Taurus laughed and ran out of the room when he saw Aries, Leo and Gemini talking to the water signs, who were all lying down on the sofa and playing games on their phone. Aries noticed him.
"TAURUS OVER HERE" said Aries
"What it is hoe? What's up?" said Taurus
"You did not just do that"
"Yes I did"
"Whatever...get everyone here"
Taurus and Gemini ran up to the Air sign room and called the other air signs. Aquarius was eating a chocolate bar while Libra was drinking a peanut butter smoothie when Taurus walked in and asked them to come to the living room.
"Hey can y'all come to the living room? Aries wants everyone downstairs" said Taurus
"Ok Miss Earth" the both said
"Don't call me that..." sighed Virgo
"Yes ma'am" they said before following her to the living room.
Everyone was there, Gemini jumped down...and landed on Taurus' foot.
"MY FOOT!" screamed Taurus
Taurus pretended dead while Cancer and Pisces ran over.
"Oh no he's dead! Cancer do CPR on him" said Pisces
"W-What...??" said cancer
"Alright humans and whatever animal Taurus is, I have an announcement!" said Aries
"Hey!" snapped Taurus
"Well he's alive again, good for you since you're horny for him" said Pisces
"I'm not!" whined Cancer
Everyone stopped doing whatever they were doing and looked at her.
"Since this is Day 2, I think we should get to know each other.
Sagittarius carried Leo on his shoulder and together they said, "SUP GUY WE THA FIRE SIGNS!"
"HEY! So am I!" said Aries
"Hello! Name's Gemini" said Gemini
"OMG HI! I'm Aquarius but you can call me Aqua for short" grinned Aquarius
"I'm Cancer..." said Cancer
"WHAT'S UP I'M LEO, THE GREATEST THING TO EXIST" said Leo
"I'm Libra, hi" said Libra
"Hi...I'm Scorpio..." said Scorpio
"YO! Name's Taurus but you all can call me Big Dadd-"
"Okay let's ignore him! I'm Capricorn! If you need help with anything just call me" said Capricorn
"SUP YOU HOES! It's Sagittarius! Or Sag for short" said Sagittarius
"Hey y'all I'm Virgo, nothing super interesting about me" said Virgo
"Didn't you work at KFC or something?" asked Gemini
"Yeah but..." said Virgo
"I think that is cool as hell!" said Pisces
"Really...? Heh heh, thanks...mid job tbh but...I-"
"Awww...you why?" said Taurus
"Oi shut up, Taurus" said Virgo
"Lmaoooo, anyways I'm Ta-"
"Bro you literally just introduced yourself" said Libra
"Ah shit, my bad" said Taurus
"Hi! I'm Pisces! I love animals and vodka" giggled Pisces
"Vodka? Mmmm, we gotta bang" said Leo
"I...hehehe! If you say so..." giggled Pisces more nervously
"Hey, stop being horny for her chill out" said Scorpio
"It's okay, we good" said Leo
"AND I'M ARIES BITCHES!!!" said Aries
"Okay, we done" said Capricorn
"So what should we do?" asked Gemini
"Should we play never have I ever?" asked Scorpio
"Ok good idea" said Capricorn and she got the drinks. "Wait none of us are supposed to be drinking."
"That's ok, use lean" said Leo
"NO LEO THATS WORSE!" yelled Capricorn
"He's right, lean makes you trip" said Taurus
"I believe I'm a she" said Capricorn
"Oh sorry" said Taurus
"How about we just use regular alcohol, I'm pretty sure most of us are over 18" said Pisces
"Actually not a bad idea" said Aries
"But aren't we literally minors" said Capricorn
"What's a minor?" asked Cancer
"Something you are" chuckled Leo
"Heyyyy, meany" said Cancer
"Nah it just means you're under 18" said Scorpio
"Well then I guess I'm a minor"
"Don't worry, so am I"
"Wait how old are both of you?" asked Pisces
"We're both 17" said Scorpio
"Wait what? I'm 18..."
Scorpio sat up in shock.
"Wait, you're 18?!" said Scorpio
Cancer also looked shocked. Pisces was the shortest and youngest looking out of all of the zodiacs.
"Wait, how are you the oldest here, yet you're the most loli looking?" asked Taurus
"Shit you even got a lil bow on your head" said Leo
"Yeah it cute isn't it?" said Pisces
"Yeah it sure is!"
"Hehe..."
Wait, how many of you are 18?" asked Capricorn
Aries, Leo, Libra, Sagittarius, Aquarius and Pisces raised their hands.
"Oh shit so that's like half of us then" said Gemini
"Yessir" grinned Taurus
"Let's go! LEGAL GANG!" cheered Leo
"Imagine being underage" said Sagittarius
"FUCK YOU" said Gemini
"Oh shit they gonna fight!" said Leo
"GEMINI! GEMINI!" said Taurus
"SAG! SAG! SAG!" said Leo
"Oi no fightings!" whined Pisces
"We should listen to our elders you know" said Taurus
"Hey! Weren't you cheering them on just now?"
"Sorry, mama Fish"
"It's okay, hehe"
"So...how exactly do we play this game?" asked Virgo
"Here's the rules, we say something we haven't done or have done and whoever has done must pull down 1 finger. Whoever is left with no booze in their cup is out" explained Scorpio.
"Whoever's out last has to do a dare" said Aries
Sure sounds good" said Capricorn
"Wait lemme get the drink" said Aries
Aries ran into the kitchen and saw a bunch of empty bottles and a bottle with a rainbow drink it in as well as Leo and Sagittarius evilly grinning when Aries grinned back and took the bottle and went to the living room with everyone inside of it.
"Okay, here's the bottle!" said Aries
Leo and Sagittarius started giving out cups and Sagittarius was pouring the drink into them.
"Thank you Leo" said Cancer
"This looks dangerous af" said Capricorn
"Ooooh, rainbows!" said Aquarius
"Rainbows?" said Pisces
"Yeah see?"
"Oooooooh!"
"Sure, I'll start then, never have I ever gotten drunk" said Aries
Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Leo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Aquarius and Pisces took a sip.
"Jesus christ" said Capricorn
"Bro this shit feels strong" said Gemini
"Never have I ever smoked weed" said Taurus
"I-"
"Virgo, you know what to do..."
Aries, Taurus, Leo, Virgo and Sagittarius took a sip. Leo looked confused.
"Really Virgo?" said Leo
"Yup I got him to" said Taurus
"Lmao" squealed Aries
"Nothing to sus please, I'm awkward..." said Cancer
"Sure, awkward gang!" said Pisces
"Hehe" said Cancer
Cancer rested her head on Pisces as they continued playing.
"Fine, never have I ever jumped off a cliff" said Gemini
Aries, Leo and Sagittarius took a sip.
"Of course the fire signs would do some shit like that" said Capricorn
"Never have I ever hid inside a backpack" said Cancer trying not to laugh
Gemini, Scorpio and Pisces took a sip.
"Scorpio, how-"
"Oh, I'm flexible af, I can squeeze myself into anything" said Scorpio
"Can you squeeze my di-"
"TAURUS NO" said Capricorn
"I did not say anything..." said Taurus
"Yeah right" said Capricorn
"I didn't wanna go to school one day so i hid in my friends bag" said Pisces
"Oh same! HAHAHA!" said Gemini
Gemini and Pisces high-fived.
"Yeah but I also did it to prank someone too" said Gemini
"Oooooh! What did you do?" asked Pisces
"Mostly jumpscare people"
"Oh lmao! Sounds fun!"
"It was fun!"
"Okay lovebirds, let's move on" said Leo
"We're not lovebirds!" said Gemini and Pisces
"Yeah whatever...never have I ever set something on fire!" said Leo evilly grinning
Of course the fire signs had to take a sip for this.
"Why am I not surprised..." sighed Capricorn
"It is what it is" shrugged Taurus
"Never have I ever got a tattoo" said Virgo
Taurus, Leo, Scorpio, Sagittarius and Aquarius took a sip.
"I mean Sag you literally have your whole left arm tattooed" said Aries
"Nah I have my chest and neck tatted too" said Sagittarius
"Oh yeah you got a cross on the right side of your neck" said Leo
"Yup"
"Leo you also have a bunch of tats" said Libra
"Yup but they're not sleeves like Sag" said Leo
"Huh whats that" said Pisces
"Sleeves is when you tattoo your entire arm at once, mines just tats that so happen to be around the same place"
"Ohhhhh"
I have a dragon tattoo on my hand...and a few stomach tats" said Taurus
"Wow it's covering your entire hand" said Cancer
"Yeah it was fucking painful though, I was trying not to scream like a little bitch"
"How bad were the stomach tats?" said Virgo
"Oh those were eh, didn't really feel much" said Taurus
"Mine's small" said Scorpio
"Just like Gemini?" asked Taurus
"YOU BITCH" said Gemini
"No not as small him, mine's on my wrist" said Scorpio
Scorpio pulled up her sleeve and showed her wrist which had a small heart shaped tattoo.
"Awww, it's so cute! I want one" said Pisces
"It can hurt tho" said Scorpio
"Is your pain tolerance good?" asked Aquarius
"Nuuu" said Pisces
"Alrighty then, guess you can't have one"
" =( "
"Oh speaking of mine, I got a waves tattoo under my tit" said Aquarius
"Sounds...painful..." said Libra
"Oh believe me, I almost cried during mine"
" Y i k e s "
"Never have I ever slept in class" Scorpio
Leo, Cancer, Scorpio, Aquarius, Pisces and Aries took a sip.
"Wait Leo wtf you literally have half of your drink left.
"Wow we made Cancer take a sip haha!" said Leo
"No fair...I'm always tired..." whined Cancer
"I mean, you do run a motel by yourself so...sounds tiring" said Gemini
"Yeah...it really is..."
"But you love your job, don't you"
"Yeah! I love taking care of people"
"Awww, that's cute!" said Aquarius
"LOL" said Leo
"You did everything so far?"
"Uhh yea"
"Ok let's increase the level, never have I ever gotten a JOB" said Capricorn
Cancer, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Capricorn and Aquarius took a sip.
"Finally something I haven't done yet!" said Leo. Everyone laughed.
"Haha, unemployed" said Sagittarius
"Fuck you" said Leo
"Wait Aqua, what did you work as?" asked Pisces
"I was a bartender...at a club, hehe" said Aquarius
Aquarius and Pisces giggled while Capricorn gave them an uneasy look.
"How about you, Scorpio?" asked Aries
"I worked at Starbucks" said Scorpio
"That sounds nice, I've always wanted to work there" said Cancer
"Honestly, it was pretty shit..."
"Oh..."
"Cancer, you said you worked at a motel right?" asked Capricorn
"Yeah! It was amazing! That's how I met Leo" said Cancer
"AND ME TOO" said Gemini
"And me!" said Taurus
"And me" said Aries
"Yeah, it was nice there!" said Leo
"How was the pool?" said Sagittarius
"There's no pool"
"So the motel sucks"
Cancer looked offended and a tear fell from her eye when suddenly Aries cut him off.
"You asshole! You made her cry!" said Aries
"How rude" said Taurus
"There's not much stuff but it's really chill and comfortable" said Leo
"That's kind of the point of a motel, right?" said Virgo
Cancer nodded her head while Leo gave Sagittarius a side glare.
"Sorry Cancer..." said Sagittarius
"Don't worry Sag's a bitch, the motel was nice af, appreciate you letting us stay there!" said Leo with a toothed grin
Cancer smiled at him while Sagittarius was thinking about what to say.
"Anyways..."
"Cappy, where'd you work?" asked Pisces
"I worked at a library with Libra, but I honestly didn't know he would end up being a zodiac like us" said Capricorn
"Well, I guess I am one now haha" said Libra
"Ah I got my question! Never have I ever food poisoning" said Sagittarius.
Him, Cancer, Virgo and Leo took a sip of their drink.
"Never have I ever had the name Cappy" said Capricorn
Capricorn then took a shot. Everyone stared at her, until Taurus took a sip from his cup.
"Taurus what" said Libra
"AYO?! Why're you drinking?!" said Leo
"Your names not Cappy" said Pisces
"My bad I was thirsty" said Taurus
" B r u h " said everyone
"Never have I ever, broke a body part" said Pisces
She and Leo took a sip when Leo noticed his cup was empty.
"Oh shit my cups finished!" said Leo
"Okay, Leo's out!" said Aries
"Awww..." said Leo "I wanted to kiss Cancer for more rounds..."
"K-K-Ki-Kiss...m-me...?" said Cancer
"Yeah, YOU!"
"I-I...uhhh...o-okay..."
"Really? Thanks!"
Leo kissed Cancer on the forehead while Scorpio gave him a demonic side eye.
"HAHAHA Oh shit she mad" said Sagittarius
"I'm not mad" lied Scorpio
"Overprotective much" said Leo
"I-"
"It's okay Scorpio, Leo's cute" said Cancer
"Never have I ever thrown up on someone" said Sagittarius
Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer and Pisces took a sip.
"Wha-"
"I get sick really easily" said Cancer
"Same" said Pisces
"Nah that's probably because you were drunk haha" said Virgo
"Hey! Don't expose me!" pouted Pisces
"I threw up on Gemini" said Taurus
"Why're you so proud of that?!" said Gemini
Taurus gave a toothy grin while Gemini rolled his eyes.
"Gemini, when did you throw up on someone?" asked Pisces
"Oh lol, funny story! I absolutely fucking hate heights and I threw up on the guy when I was on a ferris wheel" said Gemini
"Haha imagine being scared of heights" said Taurus
Gemini flicked Taurus' nipple.
"It's the 1 thing I hate more than you" chuckled Gemini
"You asshole"
"Don't worry Gem, I'm scared of heights too"
Virgo chuckled at Pisces' pouting expression.
"Oh god I'm finishing soon" said Sagittarius
"I'm almost done" said Taurus
"Thats because you kept drinking even when there weren't any questions" said Capricorn
"Hehe lol"
"sigh"
"Never have I ever dated someone" said Taurus
Taurus, Cancer, Sagittarius and Aquarius took a sip.
"I would sip but I ran out of booze in my cup haha" said Leo
"Of course you would" said Aries
"Yes, horny ass" said Sagittarius
"MOtherfu-"
"Leo probably has the biggest body count out of all of us" said Aquarius
"Honestly tru" said Scorpio
"What's a body count?" asked Cancer
Everyone looked at Cancer.
"Oof, how do I explain this..." said Scorpio
"Uh, it's when-"
"Ayo chill Libra!" said Virgo
"What I do wrong?" asked Libra
"Uhh it's basically how many people you had sex with" said Pisces
"Oh" said Cancer
"Damn I'm finished" said Sagittarius
"I guess I'm done" said Taurus
"Who asked you to take such big sips?" asked Virgo
"To be fair, he did answer yes to a lot of these questions" said Pisces
"Alright, Taurus and Sagittarius are out!" said Aries
"WOO-HOO" said Sagittarius
"Haha! Aries isn't out yet!" said Leo
"LAAAAAAME!" said Sagittarius
"YOU WANNA FIGHT?!" said Aries
"YES BITCH LETS FIGHT"
"OKAY BITCH YOU ASKED FOR IT"
While Aries was chasing Sagittarius to his death and Leo was laughing at it, Taurus decided to ask Cancer something very important.
"Hold up, Cancer you dated someone but you don't know what a body count is" said Taurus
"Uhhh..."
"Also who did you date btw" said Leo
"One of my customers...?" said Cancer
"Like...at your hotel?"
"Yeah"
"Ooooh, hot tea!" said Aquarius
"W-What...??" said Cancer
"Yooo, is Leo jealous?" asked Gemini
"Huh, no we're not even dating! Besides it's in her past so I don't really care" said Leo
Pisces put her arm around Cancer.
"So what's the context?" asked Pisces
"I-I..." said Cancer
"Hey, let's change the topic" said Virgo
"This guy was lonely so I b-basically just dated him a-a-and..."
"And what?" said Pisces
"I forgot the rest" lied Cancer
"Aight nevermind then, let's move on...by the way, I have 10 ex girlfriends" said Leo
"BRO WHAT" said everyone
"And none of them liked you so they dumped you" said Sagittarius
"FUCK YOU SAG" said Leo
"Hey that's mean, don't bully poor Leo" pouted Cancer
"Yeah bitch, don't bully me lol" said Leo
"Yes mama Crab, I humbly apologise to Mr Leo" said Sagittarius
"Mama what?!" said Cancer
"Uhh...don't mind him, he gets no bitches" said Leo
"He just drank a sip though" said Gemini
"Yeah and you didn't" said Libra
"OI" said Gemini
"Haha! Gemini gets no bitches" said Aquarius
"You guys are mean, hmmph!" said Gemini
"This some air sign civil war or something?" asked Taurus
Virgo, Libra and Aquarius laughed.
"I-"
"Taurus, you dated someone?" asked Capricorn
"Yeah, it was a staff at this club then she found out I was a minor and broke up with me and banned me from the club until I turn 18, rude much?" said Taurus
"Wow Taurus, didn't know you liked mommies" said Gemini
"OF COURSE I DO! MOMMIES FOR LIFE" said Taurus
"I have no words" said Capricorn
"To be fair, that's a decent reason for dumping someone" said Scorpio
"You bitch!" said Taurus
"Hey hear me out! If you date a minor you'll get chucked in jail for it"
"Bro the legal age is 16 here"
"Yeah but it's 18 for booze"
"That's 2 different things though..."
"Anyways...never have I ever had sex!!" grinned Aquarius
"WHAT" said everyone
"I..." said Cancer
"Wait, so who's actually banged?" asked Aries
"Did you?" asked Sagittarius
"No...?" said Aries
"I DID" said Leo proudly
Everyone rolled their eyes.
"Of course it was you out of all people" said Scorpio
"Never have I ever...am a virgin" said Pisces
Aries, Cancer, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Capricorn, Aquarius and Pisces.
"Well damn I'm finished" said Taurus
"Woo! Me too!" said Aquarius
"Aqua why the fuck did you drink again?" asked Scorpio
"I was thirsty"
"I-"
"So you, Gemini, Sag and Taurus are also virgins?" asked Libra
"Nope not me" said Sagittarius
"Lol" said Taurus
"How about you, Gem?" asked Pisces
"I'm a virgin" said Gemini
"Of course you are" said Taurus
"Hey! Rude!" said Gemini
"Don't worry so am I" said Libra
"Awww, my air sign buddies are protecting me!" said Gemini
"Nah not me, you suck lol" said Aquarius
"U BITCH" said Gemini
Aquarius took a sip from her cup.
"Sorry, forgot to drink just now I was bullying Gemini" said Aquarius
"You literally just drank" said Scorpio
"Did I?" asked Aquarius
"Yup, now you're out since you finished everything"
"Oh, aight bye!!!"
"Asshole!" whined Gemini
"Is this a bully Gemini session?" asked Leo
"YES"
"Because if so, I'm totally with it! Heh heh!"
" F u c k y o u ! "
"HAHAHA" said Leo
"Get rekt Gemini" said Taurus
"Haha, at least I got out first, loser!" said Gemini
"Motherfu-"
"Wait Gem you're a virgin?!" said Aries
"Mm hmm" said Gemini
"Then why didn't you drink?!"
"I didn't drink because I'm out remember?"
"OH yeah...right..."
"Yeah hahaha!"
"Anyways, Taurus and Aquarius are out!"
"WOOOO!" said Aquarius
"Eyyy, let's go!" said Gemini
"Yeah, let's go!" said Taurus
"I was talking to Aqua not you, biyatch!"
"U bitch"
"So how many of us are left?" asked Scorpio
"Uhhh, me, you, Cancer, Virgo, Libra, Cap and Pisces...like 7 of us" said Aries
"Oh shit we have a long way to go" said Libra
"Nah, I'm almost done with my cup" said Aries
"Never have I ever cried myself to sleep" said Libra
"I don't like where this is going..." said Cancer
Cancer, Libra, Scorpio and Pisces took a sip.
"That was random af wtf" said Scorpio
"Didn't expect you to sip too" said Pisces
"Tru but I'm fucking emotional sometimes" said Scorpio
"Same" said Cancer
"I guess it's a water sign thing" said Pisces
"Nah mine was because I was watching anime and I cried" said Libra
"Oh lmaoooo, same!" said Libra
"I wanna change the topic, never have I ever...almost died" said Cancer
Aries and Cancer took a sip.
"Wow sheesh, guess I'm finished" said Aries
"I guess you're out" said Capricorn
"Yup" said Aries
"LET'S GO ARIES" cheered Leo
"YOU KNOW IT" said Aries
"FIRE SIGN TRIO IS FINISHED!!" said Sagittarius
The 3 of the chest bumped each other and cheered.
"Damn, they seem excited" said Libra
"They're fire signs, they get excited even over the smallest shit" said Scorpio
"Well, tru" said Aries
"How did you almost die by the way?" asked Cancer
"I was chilling on the roof and fell off and broke a couple bones but lived" said Aries
" O u c h . . . "
"You?"
"I was sleepwalking and apparently I was crossing a road while sleepwalking and almost got hit by a car" said Cancer
"Good lord Cancer" said Scorpio
"Lmao you almost got isekaied" said Gemini
"What's that?" asked Cancer
"Nevermind...anyways, never have I ever been hungover!" said Gemini
"Hey, you're out!" said Pisces
"It's okay, I'm giving suggestions not drinking" said Gemini
"Is that part of the rules again? I forgot..." said Pisces
"Technically no, but the little boy deserves a chance" said Scorpio
"Little boy?! Wtf I'm not little!" said Gemini
"Yes you are! I'm taller than you"
"No you're-"
Scorpio stood up and walked over to Gemini who gulped and then sat back down.
"Yup I'm taller" said Scorpio
"I mean so am I" said Aquarius
"And me" said Capricorn
"I hate this" said Gemini
"Don't worry Gem, being a smol bean is fun!" said Pisces
"Haha! Yeah! Smol beans for life!" said Gemini
"May I join the smol bean club?" asked Cancer
"Sure!" said Pisces
"Thank you sis!"
"What was my question again?"
"Never have I been hungover" said Libra
Libra and Scorpio took a sip and Pisces took a big sip and gasped.
"Jesus Pisces..." said Scorpio
"I get hungover very easily and very often" said Pisces
"Because you're a drunkard?" asked Virgo
"Hey! You meanie!" pouted Pisces
"Aww, just kidding! But you do drink a lot though" said Virgo
"Yeah, ou even asked us to buy you booze 1 time because you looked underage" said Libra
"D-Don't expose me!" said Pisces
"Yeah, don't bully us smol beans!" said Cancer
"Aww, this is actually cute" giggled Scorpio
"Not you too, Scorpio!" said Pisces
"You out of booze"
"Yeah...guess I'm out"
Pisces stuck her tongue at Scorpio who somehow found it more cute than threatening. Meanwhile, Capricorn yawned.
"When is this game over?" asked Capricorn
"Uhhh, we have me, you, Scorpio, Virgo and Cancer left" said Libra
"Besides, I'm not as bad as these 2 over there!" whined Pisces
Pisces pointed to Taurus who was spanking Gemini with his shirt.
"Whoaaaaa there! That's kinky shit right there" chuckled Libra
"It's Taurus you're talking, he's an...interesting guy lol" said Virgo
"Can we continue?" said Scorpio
"Sure sorry"
"It's fine, anyways never have I ever stole something"
Libra and Scorpio took a sip.
"Wait what did you steal?" asked Scorpio
"Mostly cigarettes, you?" asked Libra
"Mostly booze"
"Oh wow, makes sense since you're underage"
"Ah yeah, I do have a fake ID but stealing feels much better"
"And I stole your heart" grinned Taurus
"Fuck off ur not my type" said Scorpio
" s a d " said Taurus
"Well Libra, to be fair I'm 17 and speaking of booze, I'm out of booze, I guess I'm out then"
"Looks like Scorpio's out!" said Aries
Aries lifted Scorpio's arm and pretended to cheer for her.
"This is fun ngl" said Scorpio
"Never have I ever been fired" said Virgo
Virgo and Cancer took a sip.
"Huh why did you get fired?" asked Virgo
"I overslept...multiple times" said Cancer
"Oh shit, I almost forgot you sleep a lot"
"Hey! Asshole...wait I can't even be offended, that's kinda true"
"Lol"
"Never have I ever stayed up the whole night" said Libra
Everyone took a sip from the cup.
"FInally you took a sip after so long" said Libra
"Oh wow, I just noticed" said Capricorn
"You literally still have half your cup left" said Virgo
"And you're almost done" said Capricorn
"So am I" said Cancer
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" screeched Taurus
Taurus was riding on Gemini's back while he was screaming for help.
"SOMEONE HELP" screamed Gemini
"Yup they're drunk" said Scorpio
"Where are the fire signs tho?" asked Cancer
"On the roof wrestling" said Aquarius
"What the fuck's on your nose" asked Libra
"Oh just icing"
"YOU SNORTED ICING?!?!"
"WHy what's wrong?"
"Nothing!" said Virgo
"Never have I ever had a-"
"WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" said Leo
Leo jumped from the roof to the pool.
"We have a pool?!" said Capricorn
"Yeah, you didn't notice?" said Scorpio
"Did he just jump from the room?!" said Cancer
"Yeah,
"Omg leooooooooooo" said Cancer
Cancer ran outside to the pool to Leo.
"Anyways never have I ever...went to the other genders bathroom" said Libra
Virgo and Libra took a sip.
" W H A T " said Capricorn
"My bad I was high" said Libra
"Yeah and I was bullied into it" said Virgo
"You were BULLIED?! By who?! Mama Pisces will fight him for you!!" said Pisces
Pisces was wearing a white bra that said Fuck you on it and pink boxing gloves.
"Pisces what the fuck are you wearing?!" said Capricorn
"BITCH ARE U BULLYING MY BOY VIRGO" said Pisces
"W-What?!"
"If you bully Virgo or Libra I'll eat your pussy!"
" W - W H A T ? ! "
"Pisces chill! It was a long time ago...in prep school!" said Virgo
"Oh...okay!" said Pisces
Pisces skipped away and both Virgo and Libra got nose bleeds.
"Dude wtf" said Virgo and Libra
"What even is this at this point" said Scorpio
Scorpio was half asleep on the sofa.
"What's in this drink?!" said Capricorn
"VODKA!" said Sagittarius
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!" screamed Capricorn
"You scared us you monkey!" said Libra
"Hey Scorp lemme cuddle..." said Pisces
"Uh-okay..." said Scorpio
Pisces got onto Scorpio's body and fell asleep on top of her.
"Awww, this is cute!" said Aquarius
"Sorry...WHAT?!" said Capricorn
"We put tequila, vodka, gin, triple sec and a bunch of pineapple juice" said Aries
"PENIS JUICE" said Leo
"PENIS?? I LOVE PENIS" said Aquarius
"Of course you do u slut" said Aries
"FUCK YOU"
"When and where???"
Aquarius started chasing Aries with a banana she found on the floor while Capricorn was staring at her cup.
"I'm scared to drink this..." said Capricorn
"Never mind we gotta finish this game anyways" said Libra
"I'm done so it's between you 2 now" said Virgo
"Virgo...don't leave me!" whined Capricorn
"I'm gonna go sleep now"
" V I R G O ! "
" C i a o ! "
Virgo walked upstairs to his room.
"Never have I ever dyed my hair"
Libra took a big sip of his cup and emptied everything and licked his lips.
"Ahh, I'm done...guess you're last, haha!" said Libra
"You bitch!" said Capricorn
"HAHAHAHA!" said Libra
"LMAO CAPPYS LAST" said Taurus
"SHUT UP TAURUS" said Capricorn
"Okay...CAPPY LOSES" said Aries
"YO WHAT" said Leo
"What dare should we give you now?" asked Sagittarius
Capricorn gulped as the fire signs grinned at her evilly and cracked their knuckles.
"LETS GIVE YOU A MAKEOVER" said Leo
"WAIT-"
The 3 fire signs grinned and got a bunch of makeup they stole from the other signs and put makeup on Capricorn and once they were done they grinned at her.
"Anyways...looks good, I'm gonna sleep now" said Sagittarius
Sagittarius instantly fell on the floor and began sleeping.
"GONNA JUMP IN THE POOL NOW" said Leo
Leo ran into the pool and jumped inside while he was in his underwear.
"LEO WAI-"
Cancer ended up slipping into the pool while the other signs were passed out, including Taurus who was passed out on top of Gemini's body.
"gag noises" said Leo
Leo was knocked out drunk and Cancer ended up carrying Leo on her shoulders and yeeted him onto the sofa.
"Damn he's heavy" thought Cancer as she fainted onto his topless body.
"Ayyy I gotta take a selfie of this shit" said Aries
Aries took a selfie of Capricorn's lifeless makeover body and then fell asleep on her lap and everyone basically died the end.
(A/N: Sorry for the slow update this chapter was long as fuck...like it's literally over 4K words lol)
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