(A/N: Holup lemme change the format for this one)

Bianca: Aight better UwU ... anyways Im bored as fuck rn so Im gonna summon all the signs here *snaps fingers*

Aries: THE FUCK AM I DOING HERE

Leo: Awww wtf send me back

Scorpio: What in the hell is this place

Bianca: Looks like all of you are here, wait can someone wake up Cancer?

Pisces: *shakes Cancer* wakey wakey!

Cancer: *groans* huh where am i

Gemini: we got kidnapped

Cancer: w-what??

Bianca: No the fuck we didn't

Leo: Hey ladies why'd you kidnap us

Aquarius: DONT KILL ME IM A VIRGIN

Bianca: No the fuck you aren't

Aquarius: =O

Bianca: Anyways I summoned yall because today it's intermission time, so I thought I'd drag you out and make you react to shit

Everyone: K

Bianca: And today you'll be reacting to Fairy tail, because it's my fav anime and there are zodiacs in it

Everyone: K

Bianca: Can you mfs stop saying K?

Everyone: K

Bianca: UGHHHH

Aquarius: Fairy tail is cool

Air signs: yeah

Bianca: Anyways thots, Aries goes first

Aries: oooh cool, hope mine is a mass murderer

Aries: what in the hell

Sagittarius: Hey that looks cute

Aries: Awww really?

Leo: Nah you look soft

Aries: IM NOT

Scorpio: Not what I was expecting...but she's cute

Sagittarius: Leo smash or pass

Leo: SMASH

Bianca: I-

Taurus: Me too

Gemini: Me 3

Sagittarius: Me 4

Libra: Me 5

Virgo: I am not doing this shit

The guys: Lame

Virgo: Fuck you guys

Pisces: Me 6

Aquarius: Me 7

Virgo: Oh not you too!

Aquarius: She is cute tho

Pisces: I agree

Virgo: Fair play

Scorpio: I agree

Aries: Actually you know what, she's alright...she cute tho

Sagittarius: SEE

The girls: SEE

Aries: Pinks not my thing but fuck it, she cute so ill let it slide

Leo: Your ass is just edgy

Aries: I'm not even gonna deny that

Bianca: She's the most innocent out of all the zodiacs

Leo: Which is opposite of Aries

Aries: YOURE WORSE THAN ME

Sagittarius: Agreed

Aries: Thank you

Sagittarius: With Leo

Aries: Fuck you

Capricorn: I mean out of everyone...nah, but out of all the girls? Yup

Aries: How?! We have Aqua in that category

Aquarius: *eating ice lolly* huh

Capricorn: YOU BOTH TRIED TO SUCK MY TOES

Aries & Aquarius: DID NOT

Bianca: Okok ladies, let's move on...next one is Taurus and...boy he's gonna love this one

Taurus: h u h

Taurus: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Capricorn: *spits water* what the fuck

Scorpio: What in th-

Taurus: DANG I look buff

Virgo: Well that took a turn...

Aquarius: SMASH

Leo: The transition from Aries to the horncow

Taurus: Horncow??

Leo: Horndog but you're bull so horncow

Taurus:   W H A T    E V E N

Aries: Sorry Leo is stupid

Leo: No u

Aries: I'm gonna burn your dick off 

Leo: Good luck with that

Aries: D=<

Scorpio: He looks like he took 10 grams of fentanyl

Taurus: =O

Scorpio: he probably doesnt know what that is

Gemini: Fentanyl yummers *licks lips*

Scorpio: I wish I never mentioned that

Cancer: He looks...wild

Aquarius: He looks like he fucks 10 girls everyday

Cancer: W-What

Libra: Where did you even get that from

Aquarius: Idk he looks horny

Gemini: As you?

Libra: Nah not on her level

Aquarius: I HATE YOU BOTH

Bianca: Well out of all the zodiacs, he's the most buff and...the horniest

Taurus: LMAO THIS IS SO ME

Sagittarius: Nah your ass is skinny

Taurus: Wtf so are you

Leo: Yeah but you are even more

Taurus: Wait fr

Scorpio: Yeah you don't have muscles, just bones 

Taurus: Damn

Virgo: Shit I'm not arguing with that

Libra: Same

Taurus: Rude much

Scorpio: I never said it was a bad thing either...I'm skinny af too

Taurus: Lmao nice

Pisces: Hey hey no bullying

Sagittarius: We're not bullying we're just saying facts

Pisces: Sounds kinda mean tho

Cancer: I agree

Sagittarius: You just want his dick don't you

Cancer & Pisces: *confused noises*

Scorpio: Bitch they both have boyfriends

Taurus: So do I

Scorpio: I'm a GIRL not a boy thank you

Taurus: I meant girlfriend mb

Scorpio: More like it

Capricorn: Buff no but horny definitely

Everyone: Agreed

Capricorn: He literally flirts with me every chance he gets

Scorpio: Taurus WHAT

Taurus: Nah that was before we started dating...now I just do it to annoy her

Capricorn: Yup

Scorpio: Okay fair

Pisces: He just flirts with a lot of people 

Taurus: Mostly to annoy them tho lol

Gemini: Yeah I caught him fucking Scorpio in the kitchen sink yesterday

Everyone: ...

Taurus & Scorpio: SHUT UP GEMINI

Gemini: Aww cute couple

Taurus: And you still have no bitches

Gemini: ...mean

Cancer: Poor gem, I'll find you a girl don't worry!

Gemini: No thanks I'm good

Cancer: Okay

Libra: dang thought it was just me 

Aquarius: nah I am 

Capricorn: And me...but tbf I don't care

Taurus: Damn

Bianca: Can we move on? I'm getting bored...

Taurus: K

Everyone: Whatever...

Bianca: Alright this is an interesting one, we have Gemini next

Gemini: Hooray and awww man...

Gemini: what the fuck why are they so small

Taurus: Because you're small

Gemini: AM NOT

Leo: Literally the girls are taller than you

Gemini: I-

Scorpio: Only the other water signs are shorter than him

Gemini: Ouch

Libra: So are we just body shaming ppl at this point

The guys: nope

Pisces: Yup

The guys: Snitch

The girls: You lot started it

The guys: Did not

Bianca: Hush children

Everyone: Fym children?? You're a kid too

Bianca: Nuh uh I'm 21

Everyone: K

Bianca; anyways...these guys are cute but they also are capable of being wild

Gemini: Like me?

Capricorn: You're not cute

Gemini: FYM NOT CUTE

Scorpio: Wild yes cute no

Taurus: Pass

Leo: Pass

Gemini: D=

Cancer: He cute tho...the character of course, not the human...

Leo: Sure...

Everyone else: Agreed

Bianca: Okie Cancer, it's your turn

Cancer: Ooooh, can't wait

Cancer: I'm scared

Leo: FOUL

Scorpio: Good lord

Capricorn: Wtf

Aries: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

Gemini: He looks like the glasses chick from Danganronpa

Taurus: Don't you FUCKING compare my girl Toko to that...thing

Libra: Agreed

Leo: Sorry Cance...gotta pass on this one

Cancer: I don't blame you, that thing is scary...

Pisces: Ew he's ugly, I like the irl Cancer better

Leo: SAME!

Scorpio: Same

Everyone else: Same

Cancer: I'm not that pretty tho

Pisces: FYM NOT PRTETY

Leo: You're not pretty...you're goddamn adorable

Pisces: Yeah!

Cancer: Aww really? Thanks hehe *blushes*

Bianca: You gonna pass on the next one tho? It's yours

Leo: Wait what

Sagittarius: Pass

Leo: Fuck you they didn't even show it

Aries: Pass

Cancer: Don't listen to them, I think it'll be cute

Leo: Alright

Bianca: Okay here's yours

Leo: HAHA NICE I LOOK FABULOUS

Aries: Oh shit

Sagittarius: Ay he looks cool

Taurus: The suit tho

Cancer: Love his outfit

Leo: I TOLD YOU MOTHERFUCKERS I WAS HANDSOME

Sagittarius: Good on you Leo

Cancer: I love him already

Libra: You just want his dick

Cancer: *embarassed silence*

Aquarius: SMASH

Pisces: Wowwwwieeee

Scorpio: I was expecting worse for some reason

Leo: Your ass is just pessimistic

Scorpio: I...mean you're not wrong...

Cancer: It looks nice tho

Pisces: Yeah Scorps

Scorpio: Nah I agree, shit he probably has the best drip out of us so far

Taurus: Hey! I look nice

Scorpio: Yours looked like a cow did 10 grams of fentanyl

Taurus: D=

Aries: Ok mine was decent at least

Scorpio: true dat

Sagittarius: Sorta...but Leo's is better

Gemini: I look like a midget

Bianca: Wha-

Taurus: Because youre smol

Gemini: Fuck you! I'm literally taller than Bianca

Bianca: D=

Capricorn: Good calling

Bianca: Shit he's not wrong...

Pisces: Nah not me

Sagittarius: That's because youre smaller than everyone here

Pisces: D=

Gemini: Heh heh smol bean

Pisces: You guys are mean...brb I'm gonna go cry in the corner

Bianca: Anyways next up is Virgo!

Pisces: Oh shit lol

Libra: I thought you wanted to go cry in the corner

Pisces: I'll cry later

Libra:  Fair enough

Virgo: WHAT ON EARTH

Pisces: *giggles* Omg he's cute

Virgo: I'm pretty sure that's a girl

Pisces: Hey don't assume their gender!

Virgo: I-

Bianca: Nah she's a girl and boy oh boy...

Aquarius: So she has a dick and vagina?

Everyone: ...

Bianca: Sis where tf did you get that conclusion from

Gemini: It's Aqua, she gets conclusions from fuckin anywhere

Capricorn: Gem said what I wanted to say

Gemini: Hehe

Aquarius: I'm gonna touch you Gem

Bianca: Okay save the molesting for later, anyways she's a cool maid that works hard...like Virgo himself...but she's also a hardcore masochist

Aquarius: oooooh, I love me some masochists

Libra: That's because you like torturing people

Gemini: Yeah sadist

Aquarius: I DO NOT

Scorpio: Sorry, can't defend you there

Aquarius: D=

Leo: Haha the water lady is sad

Capricorn: Water bearer

Leo: She's not a bear wtf

Capricorn & Aquarius: I-

Bianca: Bearer means creator...water bearer means creator of water, kinda...see?

Leo: Oh

Sagittarius: Then why isn't she a water sign

Aries: Yeah makes more sense

Taurus: Unless she's an air bender

Virgo: Bearer not bender

Taurus: ok virgin

Virgo: WH-

Bianca: Let's have this discussion later when Aquas one comes, explains alot...meanwhile we'lll be talking about the virgin sign

Taurus & Leo: Hehe virgin

Virgo: Fuck you guys

Bianca: Actually no, this is the maiden sign hence why she's a maid

Aries: Oh shit that makes sense

Pisces: I wanna see Virgo in a maid outfit XD

The guys: SAME LMAO

Virgo: I hate you fuckers

The guys: D=

Pisces: It was my idea...

The guys: Uh oh

Virgo: Oh...it was

Pisces: How about me tho *pouts*

Virgo: Uh

Pisces: You don't hate me do you? *pouts even more*]

Virgo: *nervous sweating* No of course not...you're cute

Pisces: =D

The guys: =D

Virgo: *gives them the finger*

The guys: D=

Bianca: Anyways enough bullying poor Virgo, let's move on to Libra

Libra: Oooooooooh

Libra: GYAATTTTT

Everyone: ...

Libra: I mean...Gawd damn shes hot

Virgo: Did you just say gyatt

Libra: She is hot tho

Leo: SMASH

Virgo: I'm ending our friendship

Libra: Come on...

Virgo: Jk

Libra: Hmph

Aquarius: I would totally fuck her 

Virgo: You'd literally fuck anything

Aquarius: I DO NOT

Leo: You'd fuck everyone here

Aquarius: Cap, I wouldn't fuck you

Leo: D=

Aries: Didn't you have a crush on him at one point

Aquarius: I-I...NO THE FUCK I DIDN'T

Aries: Oh rightttt...

Aquarius: YOU'RE THE ONE THAT WANTS HIS DICK RIGHT

Aries: I WANT SAGS DICK NOT LEOS

Leo: Why am I getting dragged into this shit

Sagittarius: Beats me, anyways I WANT ARIES PUSSY NOT AQUAS

Aquarius: D=

Aries: =D

Aquarius: WHA-

Gemini: Aqua going diabolical rn

Aquarius: *fumes*

Taurus: Agreed, Scorps! Wanna eat popcorn and watch them fight?

Scorpio: Alright *brings out popcorn*

Taurus: eyy nice

Popcorn: *disappears*

Taurus & Scorpio:   O i !

Bianca: No popcorn and no fighting! Let's keep it cool here kay?

Everyone: K

Bianca: Great!

Scorpio: my popcorn...

Libra: What's her role in the story?

Bianca: This is interesting because this spirit is rare as fuck and doesn't appear often but when she does...

Libra: What happens?

Bianca: Anyways Scorpio's next

Everyone: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Bianca: Oh come on, I don't have all day...anyways lemme show Scorpio's one

Scorpio: *sighs*

Scorpio: Okay what the fuck

Taurus: Smash

Leo: SMASH

Taurus: Lovely skirt and lips

Scorpio: Taurus that's a dude

Taurus: ...pass

Leo: Smash

Taurus: Bro what

Leo: He is hot tho

Taurus: I'll give you that, but I like the irl Scorpio more

Scorpio: Thanks for the reassurance

Bianca: Anyways! We have time for Sag's one, hehe

Sagittarius: fym hehe

Bianca: You'll see...

Aries: *spits water out her nose* WTF

Leo: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Sagittarius: BIANCA WHAT THE FUCK

Leo: OMG IM DYING

Sagittarius: And you will be once we're finished with this shit

Scorpio: Jesus...

Taurus: pass

Gemini: pass

Libra: pass

Virgo: Why are you in it?

Libra: Beats me

Virgo: *sighs* pass

Bianca: Dang the boys hate this one

Sagittarius: Yeah because it looks stupid

Aries: Fits you tho because you're stupid yourself

Sagittarius: MOTHERFUCKER

Leo: Hehe Sag stupid

Sagittarius: YOU ARE TOO

Leo: AM NOT

Aquarius: PASS

Gemini: Finally you didn't smash something

Aquarius: I'll smash you until your brains fall out

Gemini: Tf is that insult

Libra: Nah she just wants you

Pisces: She wanta to suck and fuck you dry

Taurus & Gemini: ...

Scorpio: Ok Pisces wh-

Pisces: I'm saying what aqua would do

Sagittarius: FUCKING HELL

Leo: Dang, she did you dirty

Sagittarius: I KNOW RIGHT WTF IS THAT

Cancer: I thought mine was bad

Pisces: Nah yours was horrible

Scorpio: At least Sags one is kinda funny, yours just looks creepy

Sagittarius: NAH SCORPIO *freaks out*

Leo: SAG CHILL OUT

Sagittarius: NAH YOUR ASS IS LUCKY YOU GOT A NICE ONE

Bianca: Okay let's move on to something...less cursed...

Sagittarius: SEE EVEN YOU ADMITTED IT

Bianca: I'm not the one who created it!

Sagittarius: *angry fumes*

Bianca: Uhhh...okay Cappy ur next!!

Capricorn: Jesus please save me

Capricorn: ...

Taurus: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Gemini: MOOOOOOO

Taurus: That's a cow dumbass

Capricorn: Idiot...that's a goat

Taurus: Yeah I know, I was talking to Gemidiot

Gemini: Rude!

Leo: SMASH

Capricorn:   w h y

Aquarius: SMASH

Libra: That's beas-

Aquarius: NO THE FUCK ITS NOT

Capricorn: On a 2nd glance, actually it's not that bad...I was expecting something like Sags shit

Sagittarius: I'm not even gonna bother arguing, mine was ass

Cancer: *pats Sags back* me too...

Scorpio: It's okay...kinda...

Leo: He's hot tho

Aquarius: SMASH

Libra: Yup smash

Taurus: Whatever I said has been redacted

Scorpio: Mhm, good boy

Taurus: =D

Capricorn: I hate you Taurus

Scorpio: I felt that

Virgo: Same

Taurus: I DID NOTHING WRONG COME ON

Earth signs: Cap

Aquarius: Wonder how beautiful I look

Gemini: ugly

Aquarius: U CUNT WE HAVENT EVEN SHOWED HER YET

Gemini: My point exactly

Aquarius: Bitch I know I'm gonna be beautiful *winks*

Gemini: Okay...if yours is good looking I'll...uhhh...

Taurus: g e m . . . ?

Aquarius: I'm listening...

Gemini: ...I'll treat you out!

Aquarius: L-Like a date?

Gemini: Whatever you name it

Aquarius: *blushes*

Bianca: Okay motherfuckers back to topic! Anyways Aqua ur next!!

Aquarius: YAYYYY

Gemini: Here goes

Aquarius: OMG SHES SO HOT IM GONNA CRY ESFKJGJKKFJD

Aries: Dang she bad as hell

Pisces: Shes hot!!!

Scorpio: Cool design

Leo: SMASH

Taurus: Nice tits

Scorpio: *glares*

Taurus: Sorry Scorp...not as good as yours tho

Scorpio: *giggles*

Taurus: hehe

Aries: AWW SHES HOTTER THAN MINE

Aquarius: DAMN RIGHT

Bianca: Fun fact! Aqua is Lucy's first spirit she summons in the show, but mans she's feisty

Gemini: Just like Aqua

Libra: Just like her indeed...

Aquarius: AM NOT

The guys: Yes you are

Aquarius: WHA really?

Capricorn: Yup

Pisces: You are but it's cute

Aquarius: Awww! Not as cute as you tho

Pisces: Hehe

Bianca: Oh and 1 more thing, she's Scorpio's girlfriend

Scorpio: ...

Aquarius: YAYYYY! LOVE YOU SCORPIO

Scorpio: Love you too...

Taurus: I'd totally be Scorpio's girlfriend

Scorpio: buddy we are already dating

Taurus: Rightttt, take that Aqua!

Aquarius: Hmmph!

Gemini: Anyways you win, consider it done!

Aquarius: YAAAAAY!!

Bianca: Okay last but not least...we have Pisces

Pisces: YIPPEE *claps hands*

Everyone: ...

Scorpio: wtf

Pisces: im gonna cryyyyy

Virgo: You know it's bad when Pisces of all people doesn't like it

Pisces: Weeeeeeeehhhh...scaaaryyyy....

Scorpio: Sorry Pi, I'm scared of that thing too

Cancer: They did us water signs so dirty...

Scorpio: True

Pisces: I mean Scorpio's one wasn't that bad

Scorpio: BITCH HE HAD A LAZER PENIS

Taurus: LAZER COCK

Gemini: LAZY PP

Leo: LAZER PENIS

Sagittarius: LAZER SHLONG

Scorpio: I'm gonna fucking kill you guys

The guys: D=

Virgo & Libra: Whoa whoa we did nun wrong

Scorpio: Not you, I meant the other 4

Other 4 guys: D=

Taurus: Sorry babes

Scorpio: No sex for you

Taurus: D=

Leo: *hard staring* Pass

Sagittarius: You took that long to decide whether you wanted to fuck a fish?

Leo: BRO WHAT-

Aries: Sag what

Sagittarius: Dude you literally have Cancer

Cancer: I'm not a fish!

Leo: SHES A HUMAN NOT A FISH

Sagittarius: Damn, guess he doesn't want y-

Cancer: D=

Leo: BRO CHILL OUT, you're making her sad! Uh I meant that I'd rather fuck humans than fish...I don't like fish, not that I've fucked one

Cancer: *confused quaking*

Pisces: Aww Cancer is quaking, I'll quake with you...fishy guy scary

Cancer & Pisces: *continues quaking*

Scorpio: jesus...it really is that bad

Bianca: Okok! I got a better picture! And it's their human form which is pretty neat

Water signs: please...

Cancer: Oh shit that's nice af

Pisces: THEYRE SO HOT

Leo & Aquarius: SMAAAAAASSHHHH

Scorpio: Called it...but hey, cool shit

Capricorn: I hate everyone

Aries: Same...except you of course, momsies *kissy noises*

Capricorn: Eww, 

Aries: D=

Bianca: Mood Cappy, I'm gonna dip yall...till next time, peace!