Capricorn woke up and stretched her eyes, she looked at the clock, it was 830 am. She got up and called the rest of the signs, school started at 8:30 and their asses were late. She woke up the 2 Earth signs.

"Guys get up" she moaned

"Ughh it's Sunday..." groaned Taurus and Virgo

"No its Monday, we have school today" said Capricorn

"Wait what" said Virgo

"Ughhhhh..." groaned Taurus

"5 more minutes please..." 

"Honk mimimimimi"

"No virgo we are late" said Capricorn

"Ok I'll get up" sighed Virgo

"Taurus get up" said Virgo

"Fineee..." groaned Taurus

Taurus smirked and had an idea. He got on the floor and faked being sick.

"You okay, mate?" asked Virgo

"I don't feel so good..." groaned Taurus

Taurus threw a bunch of sand he randomly found then jumped out the window, Virgo and Capricorn ran towards it but he disappeared.

"What in the hell" they thought

Taurus ran into the garden and called Gemini.

"Hey Gem, we have school now! Wanna hide?" asked Taurus

"What? Noooo! I hate school! Yeah let's hide!" said Gemini

"Okay sweet"

"I just texted the group to hide"

"Great, just meet me in the kitchen" 

"Sounds like a plan" said Virgo

"Wait what" said Taurus

Suddenly the phone hung up and Taurus tried to run out of the kitchen when Gemini walked in with Virgo next to him, Taurus looked around and saw Capricorn walking towards them.

"Aww shit" said Taurus

"Womp womp" said Virgo

"This is betrayal!" said Taurus

"We're late for school" said Capricorn

"Okay okay...you got us" said Taurus

"Sad" said Gemini

"Also where are the rest hiding?" asked Virgo

"Wait what" said Taurus

"Uhh, she found out" said Virgo

"Ahem" said Capricorn

"Yes mom?" said Taurus

"Did you even check the rooms?" asked Gemini

"I checked all of them and no one was inside" said Capricorn

"Oof" said Gemini

Virgo opened some of the cupboards and saw Cancer sleeping inside.

"Cancer???" said Virgo

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!"

"CANCER CHILL OUT"

"Oh it's just you? Phew" said Cancer

"Wait what" said Capricorn

"W-Where are the monsters?" 

"What monsters?"

"Idk Gemini told me to hide and didn't say why...and when I asked Leo...he told me monsters invaded our house"

"And you believed them?"

"I-I..."

"Whatever I don't blame you, just come down"

"Okay"

Cancer hopped out the cupboard.

"Wait then...why are we hiding again?" said Cancer

"We're hiding from Cappy because she wants us to go to school" grinned Gemini

"Wait there's school??" asked Cancer

"Unfortunately...yes" said Virgo

"Aww man, I wanted to sleep..." pouted Cancer

"You can sleep in class" said Taurus

"But Mr Turd's gonna get pissy..." said Cancer

"We are not sleeping in class" said Capricorn

"Ok bet" said Taurus

"We totally are" whispered Gemini

"Ok" said Cancer 

The 5 of them walked into the living

"Eepy" said Cancer yawning

"Real" said Taurus

"wasn't it uncomfortable in there?" asked Virgo

"Huh?" said Cancer

"How did you manage to snuggie up in there?"

"Oh...I don't know...just felt comfortable...?"

"What" said the earth signs

"I mean Cancer can literally sleep anywhere" said Gemini

"And through anything" said Capricorn

"True" said Cancer

"I'm gonna find the rest and you lot are helping" said Capricorn sternly

"I'll wait for you at the couch...sleepy..." said Cancer

"Cancer, I-"

Cancer didn't hear what she said and knocked herself out.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand she's out cold" said Virgo

"Ouch? What the heck was that?" said Cancer

Everyone turned around.

"SOmething poked me!" said Cancer

"Wait what" said Virgo

"I think there's something underneath" said Capricorn

"W-what?" said Cancer

"We lift it on a count of 3" said Virgo

Taurus and Virgo counted to 3 and lifted it up to see Libra gagging.

"What the fuck bro" said Virgo

"Aw dang it..." said Libra

"Yup, busted"

"Shiiiit"

"Well, I can help dust you off" 

"Really? Thanks"

Virgo dusted the sofa dust off Libra and he stretched.

"God what time is it?"

"It's already 9:30, our lessons pretty much started" said Virgo

"HOORAY! WE'RE LATE!" cheered Taurus and Gemini

"Wait-we're late?!" said Cancer panicking

"Don't panic, schools not important" smiled Gemini

"Oh okay then" said Cancer

"Let's find the rest of them" said Capricorn

"K" said everyone else

The 6 signs went out into the garden and saw blue hair sticking out from behind the cave. Libra floated and appeared behind Aquarius.

"Hey Aqua!" said Libra

"Holy shit you scared me" said Aquarius

"Chill" said Libra

"Whatcha doin' here, anyways?"

"I'm here to-you know...bring you to Cappy"

"Hi there" said Capricorn

"YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!" squealed Aquarius

She tried to jump into the pool but missed and slipped onto the floor and injured her knee.

"Ouuuuch" said Aquarius

"Aqua!" said Pisces

"I'm ok don't worry, just run and don't get caught!"

"Uh, ok!"

Pisces ran to her and picked her up when she looked at the other 6 signs staring at them.

"Uh oh" said Pisces

"Pisces we've got school today, we're very late" said Capricorn

"Okay" said Pisces

"Aqua, come with me as well" said Capricorn

"My leg hurt" said Aquarius

Capricorn looked at her leg, which didn't have a single scratch.

"Can you walk?" asked Capricorn

"I think so..." said Aquarius

Aquarius got up on her feet and started walking.

"Why don't you both change into your normal clothes" said Virgo

"Oooh, what time is it?" asked Pisces

"It's 10 am" said Virgo

"WOOHOO! WE'RE MISSING ALL THOSE TORTUOUS SUBJECTS!" cheered Aquarius

"Aqua change your clothes" ordered Capricorn

"Fine miss!" said Aquarius

"Loooks likes-Ughh...we have the fire signs and Scorpio left" groaned Capricorn

"Good luck" said Taurus, Gemini, Aquarius and Pisces

The fire signs were stomping around on the roof laughing and telling jokes. Aries smirked.

"Hey it looks like they all left us hanging" said Aries

"Huh?" said Leo

"They left for school without us!" cheered Aries

"So that's why it felt so quiet..." said Sagittarius

"Yea!" said Aries

"WOOHOO!" cheered the fire signs

"Let's celebrate by throwing a banana off the roof!" said Leo

"Let's celebrate by throwing Leo off the roof!" said Aries

"Good idea" said Sagittarius

"Actually-not a bad idea...because I'm not wearing any shoes lol" said Leo

"None of us are" said Aries

Aries picked up his arms while Sagittarius picked up his legs.

"Hold up, who's gonna be next?" asked Leo

"Well, we'll try to jump off or just come down normally" said Sagittarius

"Ok, ya ready?" asked Aries

"Hell yea!" said the 2 fire signs

"3...2...1...GO!!" shouted Leo

Aries and Sagittarius threw Leo off the roof, he landed in the pool. The 8 signs downstairs were ready to give up and leave for school when they heard a loud splash, Aquarius and Pisces saw Leo fall into the pool and burst out laughing.

"What's so funny?" asked Capricorn

"Nothing" giggled the 2 girls

Capricorn looked outside the window and saw Leo fall into the pool, Virgo saw it too and facepalmed.

"Leo..." she groaned

The 8 of them went outside and gave a weird look when they saw Leo crawl out of the pool.

"My god" said Virgo

"Leo, are you okay?" asked Cancer

"Yeah I'm fine thanks" said Leo

Cancer helped pull Leo out of the pool and he lay on the floor.

"I blame Sag for this" said Leo

"Huh" said Cancer

"YOU SNITCH" screamed Sagittarius

"IDIOT! You revealed our location!" said Aries

"WHAT"

"They're literally downstairs, dumbass!"

"Oh shit"

"Sag, Aries, ger your asses down" said Capricorn

"Yes mom" said the both of them

Sagittarius picked up Aries and jumped off the roof.

"Dang, you got the whole crew waiting here" said Sagittarius

"Mhm" said Aries

"Fuck you Leo" said Sagittarius

"Fuck you Sag" said Leo

"Where's Scorpio by the way?" asked Aries

"I have no clue" said Capricorn

The 11 of them were talking to each other and were yapping when they heard a loud yawn.

"Hey, what's going on?" asked Scorpio

Scorpio walked outside clutching her stomach and had big eyebags.

"I should not have ate ramen at 2am" growled Scorpio to herself

"Ok it's 1 pm, there's no point of going to school now since we've missed nearly all of the lessons" said Virgo

Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Leo, Libra, Sagittarius, Aquarius and Pisces cheered while Capricorn frowned.

"Thank fuck" groaned Scorpio

Scorpio collapsed onto the sofa and fell asleep

"Meh looks like finding those signs wasn't worth it" said Capricorn

"Hey be positive, we got a whole day full of fun!" said Pisces

"Yea! We can jump in the pool just like how Leo was thrown" said Aquarius

Leo stared at her, she giggled and turned back. Aries, Leo, Sagittarius, Aquarius and Pisces decided to hop in the pool and have fun, while the rest of the signs did their own thing and Cancer fell asleep in the kitchen.