Taurus

- 17
- 5'11"
- Likes pizza
- Massive stoner
- Possibly has a mommy kink
- Pretty horny and fucking unhinged at times
- chaotic as hell
- Loves pissing the other Earth signs off
"I'm bored, time to sing something"

Gemini

- 17
- 5'5"
- Has TOOOO much energy
- Possibly a stoner
- Enjoys being stepped on
- Taurus' bestie
- Loves trolling Taurus and every other earth sign
- Needs desperate therapy
"EARTH SIGN CIVIL WAR!"

Leo

- 18
- 6'0"
- Loves women's clothes
- Up to no good
- Will make out with EVERYONE including boys
- EXTREMELY horny
- Has probably made out with all the girls
- Will do literally anything for some puss
- Has been arrested an unhealthy amount of times
- Always high
"PUTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

Virgo

- 17
- 5'11"
- Fucking gorgeous eyes
- Chill
- Secretly lusty
- Gets dragged into a lot of shit
- Loves sprite
- Usually gets targeted by Leo, Gemini and Aquarius
- Possibly needs therapy
"AUUUUUUUGGGHHH"

Libra

- 18
- 5'8"
- Always gets bullied by Taurus & Gemini
- Is horrible with romance
- Girls either hate him or are horny for him (or both)
- Is probably mentally insane or a stoner or both
- Chill as fuck
- Usually just minds his business
"Want some juice?"

Sagittarius

- 18
- 6'2"
- Has probably shagged 50 girls
- FUCKING Horny
-Likes flowers
- Loves basketball
- Pretty sporty
- Full of tattoos
- "BE GONE THOT"