It was the last class of the day, the students were bored and were about to fall asleep when...

"Heh heh heh..." snickered Taurus

"What's so funny?" asked Cancer curiously

"Nothing! Heh heh heh!" chuckled Taurus

Scorpio looked around and didn't see anything unusual or weird.

"There's nothing funny, I have no idea what they're laughing at" whispered Scorpio to Cancer

"HEH HEH HEH!" chuckled Gemini

"Why do they laugh like that so much?" thought Scorpio

"AHAHAHAHAHAHA!" laughed Taurus and Gemini

"Excuse me? Would you like to tell me what's so funny?" asked Mr Casio

"Uhhh..." said Taurus

"NOTHING!" yelled Gemini

The teacher rolled his eyes and turned back, Taurus and Gemini were still laughing.

"Bro, this is killing me!" chuckled Taurus

"Yea bro, his nose is like dorito..." snickered Gemini

"Ok everyone, class dismi-" said Mr Casio

"SUP LOSERS!" yelled Leo

"Leo, you're an hour late, we've just finished class" said Mr Casio

"Oh sorry, I was-err...getting laid" said Leo

Taurus and Gemini started laughing, Leo grinned and went out of the classroom followed by people rushing out. Taurus and Gemini were laughing in the way home over FaceTime, Virgo stared at Taurus.

"GAH! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!" yelled Taurus

"HIS NOSE LIKE DORITO!" yelled Gemini

"You're seriously laughing at his nose?" asked Virgo

"But it is weird, haha" said Taurus

"His nose be like Snape from Harry Potter" gasped Gemini

"Why do you need to FaceTime him? You're so close to each other right now" said Virgo

"Know why? Because he's in the other car" said Taurus

"Oh yes, but you can speak at school"

"Yea but I wanna say some private stuff to him"

"I'm right here"

"Oh wait", Taurus sat on Capricorn's lap and drove. "I wanna race Gemini"

"Get off me, mate!" gasped Capricorn

Gemini floated above Taurus and stuck his tongue out, Taurus gave him the finger.

Suddenly a red Bugatti sped across the road, it was the fire signs, Virgo sighed and slowed down.

"Why're the fire signs so wild today" thought Virgo

"I don't know, maybe because Aqua's there with them?" said Capricorn

"I made up a speech of why we should expel Taurus" lied Gemini

'Wrong, all you did was laugh at someone's nose" said Capricorn

"Haha! Really?" asked Aries

"Yep, not our fault his nose looks like dorito" said Taurus

Taurus and Gemini started laughing while Capricorn questioned her life. Meanwhile everyone came home.

"Okay, I'm gonna go sleep" said Scorpio

Scorpio jumped onto the sofa and instantly fell asleep. Pisces was on Cancer's shoulders and was talking to Sagittarius when she got off and yawned.

"Eepy" said Pisces

"Me too, Pi" said Cancer

"Wanna sleep together upstairs?"

"Sure okay!"

"You both gonna spoon?" asked Sagittarius

"Sag, I'm a human not food!" said Cancer

"CANCER NOT LIKE THAT" laughed Leo

Sagittarius was now on the floor laughing and clutching his stomach while Cancer was looking at the 2 of them confused. Pisces was crying laughing and slapping her thighs. 

"Cancer my babygorl..." giggled Pisces who was squeezing her face

"Pisicsss Iskkdm sjdjd Confuususuu..." whined Cancer

"Aww sweeite I'll tell you the meaning" giggled Pisces

Pisces whispered into Cancer's ears and her face slowly turned red.

"LEO!" whined Cancer

"Yeah, L-wait, where'd he go?" asked Pisces

"Ayo where's Leo?" asked Sagittarius

Meanwhile, Leo wanted to cause some trouble so he decided to go into the kitchen to annoy Aries.

"Hey Aries" said Leo annoyingly

"What do you want you little shit?" growled Aries

"Ew you kiss Saggytits with that mouth?"

"SHUT IT LION!"

Aries threw a piece of ham at Leo, he ducked and it hit Sagittarius. Sagittarius tried to throw it back but it hit Aquarius, she giggled and tried throwing it at Leo but he ducked and it hit Cancer, who just entered the kitchen.

"Cancer, that wasn't me!" protested Leo

"Sure it wasn't..." said Cancer

Cancer smirked and threw a piece of ham at Leo, who laughed and hit her back. Aries threw food at Sagittarius but it missed and hit Virgo.

"FOOD FIGHT!" yelled Taurus and Gemini

Taurus and Gemini began throwing and tossing food at each other. Virgo dumped food onto Taurus and Gemini. Leo poured whipping cream onto Aries and he glared at him.

"LEO YOU LITTLE SHIT!" shouted Aries

Aquarius and Pisces were rubbing food all over each other, they threw some at Taurus and Gemini when they weren't looking.

"What the-?! Virgin..." grinned Taurus

"Oh Shi-" thought Virgo before being hit by meatballs, "Where did they even get meatballs from?"

"What's going on? You motherfuckers woke me up" groaned Scorpio

Suddenly, Scorpio was hit by a potato and looked up to see Taurus hiding behind Leo when she smiled at him.

"Leo, could you be a doll and duck a little bit?" asked Scorpio

"Huh?" said Leo

Leo glanced behind him and saw Taurus half giggling half scared and then glanced back to her.

"Sure thing!" said Leo

Leo ducked and Scorpio threw the potato straight into Taurus face and it knocked him down.

"Rule number 1, don't mess with Miss Scorpion's sleep" said Scorpio

"Sassy" said Leo

"Sure I am" said Scorpio

Scorpio smacked the plate of salad and it landed on Leo.

"HEY! BETRAYAL" said Leo

"You got my curls dirty, so...deserved" shrugged Scorpio

"LETS GANG UP ON HER" said Gemini

"YEAH" said Taurus

"Alrighty then" said Leo

"Oh, I'm so scared...not" said Scorpio

Scorpio and the 3 boys suddenly started throwing food at each other in an intense way. Meanwhile, Sagittarius was ambushing Libra and Aries when she threw a block of cheese at him but he caught it and laughed.

"Why so angry, you want some cheese?" asked Sagittarius

Leo threw cheese at Libra who ducked and returned with more food and threw them at Leo, Leo got hit and started attacking Taurus and Gemini with the food on his body.

"WHY Y'ALL TARGETING US SO MUCH?!" protested Taurus and Gemini

"Because it's fun" said Scorpio

"Meanie!" said Gemini

"Bag girlfriend, I will yeet food at you now" said Taurus

"Bag girlfriend? So I'm a bag now?" asked Scorpio

"ENUFF! Gemmy attack!" said Taurus

Taurus and Gemini threw eggs at Scorpio who piled them with salad.

"Nice one, baby gorll!" said Aries

Suddenly Aries was covered with salad. "Hey!"

"Not happening" smirked Libra

"Oh it already did" said Sagittarius

Sagittarius poured food onto Libra and continued "torturing" Aries. Scorpio kept attacking Taurus and she did it so much that his face couldn't even be seen.

"I can't see anything!" said Taurus

Leo and Sagittarius dumped onions onto Aries who was now screaming his head off.

"I CAN'T FEEL MY FACE!" yelled Aries

"WHEN I'M WITH YOU!" sang Taurus

"BUT I LOVE IT! BUT I LOVE IT!" sang Gemini

"You love this guy too?" asked Aquarius

"Of course we do"

"Because you are nice, we instantly reward you with free food"

"Huh?"

Suddenly Pisces dumped more food onto Gemini who threw it at Taurus who threw it at Leo who threw it at Aries who threw it at Sagittarius who threw it at Libra who threw it back to Aries who threw it to Scorpio who ambushed everybody.

"Oh, it got onto me...never mind, everyone gets free food" said Pisces

Piscesthrew it at Gemini who scrunched up his nose.

"I swear everyones targeting me for sure" said Gemini

"Of course we are, we love torturing you" said Taurus evilly

"Damn bro, that sounds real evil"

"I know, haha"

Taurus and Gemini continued fighting each other with cabbage, it was chaos everywhere until Capricorn came downstairs.

"Whoa, What's going on?" asked Capricorn

"Uhh..." said Taurus

Taurus and Gemini continued throwing food at each other until something thrown by the fire signs hit Virgo. Everyone stopped and Virgo just shrugged.

"Know what, fuck it I'm joining" said Capricorn

Capricorn threw food at Libra who laughed and dumped stuff onto Aries who ambushed Leo and Sagittarius, turns out it was still chaos. Suddenly Pisces put tacos on her head.

"I'M A TACO PRINCESS!" squealed Pisces, Pisces dumped some more tacos onto Aquarius, "LET'S ALL BE TACO PRINCESSES!"

"GOOD IDEA!" grinned Aquarius

Pisces and Aquarius dumped some onto Taurus, Gemini and Leo who decided to play dress up.

"I'M A TACO PRINCESS!" yelled Taurus

"TACO! TACO! LET DOWN YOUR SPAGHETTI!" yelled Gemini

"CANCER WILL BE MY TACO PRINCESS TOO!" yelled Leo

"OKIE" giggled Cancer

Leo put a taco on Cancer.

"TACO GANG RISE UP" 

Leo kissed Cancer who poked him lightly, Capricorn got up and realized there was no food left.

"I can't believe I live with these people" thought Capricorn