Everyone who was sick recovered from being ill yesterday and were feeling better. Libra woke up peacefully, she stretched and noticed that she'd gotten up quite late, mostly because the air signs slept the most.

"Ah, glad I'm better" thought Libra

She opened the door and took a deep breath...and saw Gemini jump onto the chandelier.

"IIIIIIIIIII WANNA SWIIIIIIING ON THE CHANDELIIIIIIEEEEEERRR..." sang Gemini while riding the chandelier

Gemini was still high and was swinging on the chandelier. In fact, the sick signs (including the troublemakers) were still high.

"The fuck is this guy on?" asked Libra

"Oh must be the weed we smoked yesterday" said Taurus

"Why are you wearing a ballet suit?"

"Because I can"

"Does it belong to Pisces?"

"Well yea"

"How do you fit in that? You're a lot taller than her"

"Meh, it's flexible"

Taurus was wearing a ballet suit and grinding on everything. Aquarius was wearing a monkey mask and carrying Pisces with a cone hat on her head.

"I think they're high on cough syrup" said Capricorn

"You can get high if cough syrup?" asked Libra

"Yea, just mix it with sprite and you go crazy, it messed me up yesterday...don't do it" said Capricorn

"Alright guys, why's everybody going apeshit?" asked Virgo

"Because we love Christmas!" squealed Pisces

"Christmas is far from close, Halloween's just a few days later" said Virgo

"Why is Christmas called cold? It's always hot in Christmas...I don't see any snow..." said Aquarius

"Aqua you are high" said Libra

"Y'all trippin'" smiled Aquarius

Aries and Sagittarius fell into the pool from the roof. No one noticed them. Aries was testing while diving while Sagittarius was wearing a gorilla mask.

Aries: yo fam

Sagittarius: we diving in da oool

Leo: OOOL?! 😂😂

Aries: 🤣🤣🤣

Sagittarius: *pool

Sagittarius: fuck auto carrot

Sagittarius: *autocorrect

Leo: Lol you can't spell dumbass 😂

Aries: neither can you

Sagittarius: aren't you gonna join us

Leo: I will

Leo: I'm gonna do something awesome first

Aries: all I hear is Taurus and Gemini shitty singing

Leo: and despacito

Leo: how to be Taurus and Gemini in 1 step

Leo: DES

Aries: PA

Sagittarius: CITO

Aries: the song sucks lol 😂

Leo: same 😂😂

Sagittarius: you gonna freestyle

Leo: Nah

Leo: even better

Aries: you gonna perform bro

Leo: much better

Leo: it's a surprise 🤫

Sagittarius: I'm excited for this

Aries: Me too

Leo put down his phone, he was preparing for a brilliant landing.

"Cap, you better not have given them roofies" warned Virgo

"Nah I didn't...they did it by themselves and I wasn't affected" said Capricorn

"Then why do you have pink contacts?"

"Wait Wha-Holy shit!"

"Aye, aye, aye, AYE!" shouted Leo from upstairs

"What do you want?!" asked Scorpio

Suddenly Leo jumped off and landed in the living room completely naked. He was attempting to pole dance but was failing awfully.

"I'M LIKE BITCH WHO IS YO MANS!" yelled Leo

"WHAT THE FUCK?!" yelled Scorpio

"What song is this?" asked Pisces

"Oh, you don't wanna know..." said Scorpio

"CAN'T KEEP MY DICK IN MY PANTS!"

"WHAT?!" yelled Virgo

"He's not wrong" said Libra

"Thanks, I can now see where this is going" said Virgo

Virgo fainted, Aquarius and Pisces were now passed out on the sofa. Virgo got up again.

"What's happening?!" asked Virgo

"It must've been that cough syrup...we shouldn't have mixed it with sprite" said Capricorn

"Wait, you made lean?!"

"Not me, the fire signs, Taurus and Gemini made it and probably gave some to Aqua and Pisces"

"Phew, I'm glad you're responsible"

Actually it was exactly the opposite, Capricorn also got high and isn't responsible.

"LOOK AT ME! FUCK ON ME!" sang Leo

"Oh, this song" said Scorpio

"I love this song, this is my all time favorite song" said Aries

"1, 2, 3, 1, 2, 3, DRINK!" sang Gemini

Gemini now took of his shirt and was swinging madly that the chandelier was swinging rapidly, he eventually fell off and landed on Taurus.

"Are you fapping?!" asked Libra

"Uhh-Nope..."

"Mess me with that bullshit"

"I'm so lost" said Scorpio

"Don't worry babe I can show you the world" said Taurus

"What?" asked Scorpio

Taurus poured some whipping cream onto Gemini, gemini laughed super loudly and slipped, he slid across the living room and covered Capricorn who was asleep.

"I'M A BARBIE GIRL! IN A BARBIE WORLD!" sang Taurus

"LIFE IN PLASTIC! IT'S FANTASTIC!" sang Gemini

Taurus was now doing a girly dance with Gemini, who was now topless.

"YOU CAN BRUSH MY HAIR, AND SLAP ME EVERYWHERE!" sang Leo

Leo had the worst singing, worse than Taurus and Gemini...and he was still completely naked.

"PUT ON SOME FUCKING CLOTHES" screamed Capricorn

"NO" said Leo

"Let Leo be    n a k e y "   said Sagittarius

" w h a t "   said Capricorn

" R  a c i s t "

"How the fuck am I racist" 

" R a c i s t "   s a i d   A q u a r i u s

"mane what" 

Sagittarius slapped Leo's bare naked ass ass and he ran upstairs and started robbing Capricorn's bag and stole her makeup because screw you. G3mini got up and punch his pee pee.

"ouch cunt" said Leo

"sHUT UP T-SERIES" said Gemini

"Fucking Duolingo Bird..."

"YOU TOOK MY KIDS LIL BITH"

"sTFU ILL MAKE SURE SHAGGY BEATS YOUR A S S WITH 0.00000000000000000000000000000001% OF HIS POWER"

"SHUT THE HECK UP...James Charles looking ass bitch"

"you CANT VEN SAY THAT YOUr PP SMALL"

"AT LEaST I HAVE A DICK"

"Uhhh, no you don't..." said Taurus

"TAURUS WHACHU TALKIN BOUT MY PP POWERPOINT PRESENTATION BIG"

"Ohhhhhhhhhh...still sucks"

"You little shit"

Aries tripped into the kitchen where Leo threw eggs at him, thinking that he was his crush, Sag. His relationship was getting pretty bad with Aries so they decided not to speak or communicate which each other for the best.

"BITCH" said Leo

Leo yeeted a pineapple at Aries and it hit her nose and made it bleed.

"I'M GONNA FUCKING M U R D E R YOU " yelled Aries

Leo found some acid strips and put some in his mouth.

" c o l o u r s " said Leo

Leo threw a lemon at Sagittarius who smashed it with a cricket bat and the lemon juice sprayed into Libra's eyes.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH FUCK SHIT BITCH! MY EYES" screamed Libra

"YOUNG SHECK WES AN IM GETTING REALLY RICH" sang Leo

"SHUT THE FUCK UP WHORE MY EYES BURNING"

"no"

"I h8 you"

"nuuuuu"

Libra slapped Leo with a banana and he cry ;-;

";-;" said Leo for some reason

Leo jumped of the kitchen counter.

"I LOVE HENTAI" said Leo

Aries started singing very loudly. 

"OHHHHHHHHHH" sang Aries

"SHUT IT AQUA" said Sagittarius

"FUCK OFF" said Aries

"Aqua?" said Leo

"FUCK YOU I'M NOT AQUA" said Aries

"WHO THE FUCK YOU CALLING AQUA IM RIGHT HERE" said Aquarius

"WHAT" said Sagittarius

"WHY ARE THERE 2 OF YOU" said Leo

"I DONT KNOW" screamed Aquarius

"Heehee...you both are good! Join the talent show!" giggled Pisces

"Do it and win a prize of 1 cent!" giggled Aquarius

"I'll win my wifey Cancer's heart instead by playing the song she loves" said Leo

"Yea Leo!"

"My Virgo will also win your heart because of the same reason"

"Aww...that's so sweet!" squealed Pisces

Leo took out a guitar and started playing badly.

"I GOT HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS" sang Leo

"That's not something you sing to your wifey" thought Scorpio

"That's something you sing to your wifey" thought Taurus

"I need to be careful to not make Scorpio pregnant" said Leo

"Excuse me?" said Scorpio

"Scorpio, destroy the lion!" said Capricorn

Scorpio grabbed Leo and started twisting his nipples.

"OW! OW! STOP!" yelled Leo

"I'll stop when you shut up" said Scorpio

"NOT THE NIPPLES! ANYTHING BUT THAT!"

"Hush, young lion"

"THIS IS SO KINKY SCORPY, STAHP PLEEEZZ!"

"Learnt your lesson?"

"No-I mean yes!"

"Good"

Scorpio stopped twisting Leo's nipples, Taurus snickered so Scorpio pushed him in the pile of whipped cream. Taurus picked up Gemini and dumped him into the whipped cream puddle, they started wrestling.

"Haven't seen them wrestle in a long time" said Libra

"Yea" said Scorpio

"Where'd you get popcorn from?"

"Secrets..."

"Pisces gimme my blanket back!" gasped Aquarius

"But it's so soft and fluffy!" squealed Pisces

"Pie, Apple Pie, Chicken Pie...FISH PIE!"

"Oi! I'm not food I'm a fish!"

"Good luck trying to keep your balance!"

Aquarius tripped Pisces and she fell into the pile of whipped cream with Taurus and Gemini.

"Aww my girlfriend joined us too!" said Taurus

"IT'S SO FLUFFY!" yelled Pisces

"Oi Pisces, Don't get my blanket wet!" warmed Aquarius

"Why? What will happen?"

"If it gets wet, the world will end and lizard men will take over"

Pisces got scared and quickly handed the blanket back to Aquarius.

"That is terrible, leave it up to Aqua to scare the kids" said Libra

"FUCK YOU! I'm not a kid!" said Pisces

"Hey hey hey, be careful! The lizard men attack grown ups" chuckled Libra

This scared Pisces and she became silent and froze.

"Don't worry babes! I'll protect you!" stated Cancer

" Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww    i l y  < 3 "   s a i d   P i s c e s

Pisces kissed Cancer and they started making out.

"Can this be considered cheating?" asked Virgo

"Nah that's Pisces being Pisces" said Aquarius

"Huh explain"

"Do I?"

"Nah, Pisces just flirts with Cancer A LOT" said Scorpio

"Ohhhh" 

"They cuddle almost every night too"

"Oh okay that's...interesting..." 

"If it helps, Aqua's even worse" said Capricorn

"Huh?" said Virgo

"That day we went to Brazil I caught her sucking my toes"

"Sorry...WHAT" 

"Pisces just likes to think she's a protective mommy, Aqua is on the other hand is total horndog" said Scorpio

"After seeing that, I think it's more than protective mommy mode" said Virgo

"Help me..." said Cancer 

Scorpio looked at Cancer who was covered in pink kiss marks on her and picked up Pisces.

"Okay that's enough" said Scorpio

"Hey! Put me down or I'm gonna cry!" whined Pisces

"Okay go cry then" said Scorpio

Suddenly it was silent.

"Not gonna cry?" asked Scorpio

"I'll cry later..." said Pisces

"Pisces moment" said Gemini

"Yup" said Scorpio

"Yo Cancer wtf happened to your face???" said Leo

"Huh" said Cancer drunkly

"Who tf kissed you like this" said Leo

"The fish girl" said Virgo

"Oh okay, nevermind she gets a pass" said Leo

"Good lord" said Scorpio

"Uh huh" said Virgo

"Bro your girlfriend has a thing for my girlfriend" said Leo

"Nah I'm as baffled as you are" said Virgo

"MARRY ME" screamed Aquarius in the back

"NEVER" screamed Libra

"Know what I'm going to sleep I'm too tired for this shit" said Virgo

Virgo went upstairs and saw Capricorn getting ready for bed, he decided to have a conversation with Capricorn about how things were going.

"Yo Cap" said Virgo

"Oh hi Virgo" said Capricorn

"HELP" screamed Taurus

"I'm out of ideas, got anything in mind?" said Capricorn

"Uhhh...Halloween's tomorrow, we could go trick or treating..." said Virgo

"OI CAPPY, LET ME OUT!" yelled Taurus

"So Yea-oh Wait tomorrows Halloween, what are you gonna dress up as?" asked Capricorn

"I'll dress up as a witch" said Virgo

"I'll dress up as Rick from Rick and Morty" said Capricorn

"I'LL DRESS UP AS YOUR MOM IF YOU DON'T LET ME PUT THIS FUCKING CLOSET RIGHT NOW!" yelled Taurus

"That's cool" said Virgo, "Leo will dress up as something weird and Taurus will probably dress up as the same thing as Gemini"

"Yea, I got cool costume ideas though..." said Capricorn

"IF YOU DON'T LET ME OUT-"

"I got an ape costume, Batman costume, catwoman costume..."

"-THIS FUCKING CLOSET-"

"Dumb costume, egg costume, Frankenstein costume, giraffe costum..."

"-I WILL SING!-"

"Joker costume, King Kong costume, Lover costume, Migos costume..."

"-YOUR FAVORITE SONG-"

"My favorite song is by-uhh...I forgot"

"-JUST TO EMBARASS YOU!"

"Pikachu costume, quesadilla costume, Rolex costume, Saltbae costume, Turtle costume..."

"BABY-" sang Taurus

He opened the closet door and Taurus ran out fo the room and fell off the stairs.

"Well I'm getting tired" said Capricorn

"Yea lets sleep now" said Virgo

The couple went upstairs.

"Goodnight Virgo" said Capricorn

"Goodnight Capricorn, Say it back" said Virgo

Taurus entered the room again, this type He wash torn about

"Good night Taurus, say it hack" said Virgo

"IT BACK!" yelled Taurus

"I thought I taught you better than this!" sighed Capricorn