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Detention

Pisces opened the door and saw 7 people inside.

"This sucks" said Capricorn

"What am I doing here" said Libra

"Where were you during lunch I couldn't find you" said Scorpio

"With Leo..." said Cancer

"Loooooove" Said Taurus and Gemini, "JINX!"

"Shut up" muttered Scorpio

"JINX!"

"JINX!"

"JINX!"

"JINX!"

"YOU OWE ME A SODA!"

"OWE ME A SODA!"

"ME!"

"ME!"

"MEEEE!"

"SHUT UP IDIOTS!" yelled Capricorn

"Whoa, Chill..." Said the both of them, "JI-"

Scorpio went behind Taurus a bonked him with her bag.

"Thank you Scorpio" said Capricorn

"Why am I even here?" asked Cancer

"What did you do?" asked Virgo

"I fell asleep in class" said Cancer

"Not surprised" said Capricorn

"Hey! I'm a good student!"

"Yeah but you tend to sleep a lot"

"Oh, true" 

Suddenly the door opened and Mr Lynx, aka the principal entered and glared at the 8 of them.

"Ok you know the rules, no talking, no phones, no music, no whatever" said Mr Lynx

30 minutes later, the fire signs and Aquarius entered the detention room.

"Jeez, since when was it a good idea to come here on us Mrs teachyface" said Leo

"Idk we have like no choice" said Sagittarius

"Yes Mr Teachyface forced us out of our own will" said Aquarius

"Shhh...hold up I got a plan" whispered Aries

The 4 of them sat down and started talking.

"Extra 30 minutes for coming late" said Mr Lynx

"Awww, I have so much to do..." whined Aries

"Well boo-hoo, too bad behave yourselves next time" said Mr Lynx

"Mr Lynx is a bitc-" said Aries

"I heard my name" said Mr Lynx

"Nothing..." muttered the fire signs

"What are you all in here for?" He suddenly asked

"I threw a paper plane in class" said Aries

"I pranked someone by pu-"

"I did nothing" smiled Gemini

"I know what you and Jeremy did, Taurus" muttered Mr Lynx

"It's Gemini" said Gemini

"I don't give a shit" said Mr Lynx

"Language, teach" said Taurus

"You're not one to talk Taurus, you swear in almost every sentence!"

"No I don't...fuck face"

"Exactly!"

"Okay, explain to the class what we did then" smirked Gemini

"You both kept SINGING!" shouted Mr Lynx

"Ah I see, very observant" said Gemini

"Want us to start?" asked Taurus

"FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! NOOOOO!!" screamed Mr Lynx

Taurus and Gemini started laughing when Mr Lynx sighed.

"Okay, time to move on...Cancer, what did you do? Sleep again?" asked Mr Lynx

Cancer woke up groggily.

"Sleeping in class again?"

"Im tired, I-I can't help it..."

"Interesting"

"I get sleepy easily, s-sir, I didn't do a-anything" said Cancer

"I swear you're like a little baby, you even look like one too" muttered Mr Lynx

"Don't talk to her that way or I'll snap your fucking neck!" snapped Scorpio

"Scorpio, chill" said Capricorn

"Okay, sorry my bad" said Scorpio

"Wow protective much?" said Mr Lynx

"Mr Lynx is a bitch" said Pisces

"I AM NOT-Excuse me, Pisces? I heard my name" asked Mr Lynx

"I didn't say anything..." said Pisces innocently

"Pi-"

"She didn't say anything sir" said Libra quickly

"Yeah, don't accuse my smol bean like this, she never swears" said Aquarius

"I thought I heard something" said Mr Lynx

"No that was just Leo doing his girly voice" said Virgo

"HEY!!!" said Leo

"Leo, that's enough!" said Mr Lynx

"I DID N-"

"When you called Cancer a child, I think you were confusing her for Pisces" said Gemini

"Hey! Shut up..." whined Pisces

"Exactly, you mean piece of shit!" said Leo

"What's wrong with sleeping in class?" asked Scorpio

"You literally sleep as much as her" said Capricorn

"I do not!" protested Scorpio

"You both sleep too?" asked Pisces

"Sometimes...I guess..." 

"We should sleep together someday!"

"We...already do..."

"About that, what's up with you and Cancer? You both always seem to fall asleep a lot, especially Cancer because she's literally asleep right now"

"Oh, uhhh...gimme a sec-"

Scorpio nudged Cancer who woke up and rubbed her eyes.

"Hey get up, we're in detention" said Scorpio

"Oh...sorry..." grumbled Cancer

"Cancer why are you always asleep?" asked Mr Lynx

"I...have a part time job..." said Cancer

"Oh I see...but for the love of god please stay awake, you've literally slept in almost every lesson we're in, Scorpio not as much but it's still not uncommon to catch you sleeping"

"We both have part time jobs, she does some retail stuff and I do deliveries" said Scorpio

"Nuh-uh, I do hotel services" said Cancer

"Oh yeah, right...sorry..."

"It's okay"

"I didn't know you did deliveries" said Mr Lynx

"Yeah, I do DoorDash" said Scorpio

"Ah, I see" said Mr Lynx

"Can you Doordash me some crack?" asked Leo

Scorpio slapped him hard in the thigh.

"Ouch..." whined Leo

"I didn't know you did deliveries" said Cancer

"I don't, I'm lying" whispered Scorpio

"Oh" whispered Cancer

"Anyways time to move on"

The moment Mr Lynx turned back to face the board, Pisces stuck out her middle finger at him.

"Anyways, Pisces what was that?" said Mr Lynx

"Huh? Nothing" said Pisces

"Smol bean getting all feisty?" asked Gemini

"Shut up Gemini! I-I didn't do anything!" said Pisces

"Okay, okay, that's enough both of you, Leo I'm a little afraid of why you're here..." said Mr Lynx

"What did I do?" asked Leo

"It must be something hardcore as usual..."

Huh? I wore Mrs Hair's clothes to class"

All of the signs started laughing.

"Shut up y'all! Anyways Leo what the hell? The maids literally a girl" said Mr Lynx

"Okay, your point being...?"

"You can't wear ladies clothes to school!" 

"Eww, he's homophobic" said Aquarius

"Yeah, don't be so homophobic! Just because I like ladies clothes doesn't mea-"

"Whoa, whoa, whoa...Leo!" said Capricorn

"What I mean is that you can't wear your goddamn teacher's clothes!" said Mr Lynx

"Oh...fuck that I'll still do it anyways" chuckled Leo

"Whatever...Virgo, why're you here?" asked Mr Lynx

"I took a shit for 30 minutes" said Virgo

"Sorry...how exactly...also mind your language" 

"Sorry, it's just that some fu-I mean, someone pranked me and put laxatives into my food during lunch!" 

"Was me! That's why I was here!" smirked Sagittarius

"Sag, you asshole!" said Virgo

"I hate my life" mumbled Mr Lynx

"Wonder what, Libs did" said Leo

"Wonder how bad it is" said Gemini

"I-uhh...my textbook ripped after I accidentally knocked it off the table" said Libra

"Strange reason but whatever, you Scorpio?" said Mr Lynx

"I wasn't feeling well so I went out of class for a little while" said Scorpio

"I was told that you asked to use the bathroom, am I right?"

"Yes..."

"And where did I catch you?"

"...outside the school...with bubble tea"

"Sorry what?" said Capricorn

"Meanie, you never bought one for me" pouted Aries

"Who said I wanted to get you some? We're not even in the same class" said Scorpio

"Do you wanna die?!"

"Why the-"

"Okay, ladies, calm your tits! I'll buy both of you bubble tea!" grinned Leo

"CALM OUR WHAT?!" 

"I-"

"Scorpio, let's beat his ass after detention" said Aries

"Agreed" said Scorpio

"Anyways now that that's over, I'm surprised why Capricorn is here, you're usually a good student" said Mr Lynx

"I came late to class" said Capricorn

"That is hard to believe but it was what I was told, care to explain?"

"Our friend Leo got lost so I had to help him find the right classroom" 

"Isn't Leo in Year 12?"

"Yeah" said Leo

"Yes he is but he went to my class by mistake" said Capricorn

"I think he was following Cancer" said Gemini

Cancer quickly woke up confused, "Wait what"

"No Leo followed us because he thought we were in the same class" said Gemini

Leo's expression changed from wanting to murder Gemini to a more chill expression.

"Oh yeah! HAHAHA! Which class was the right one!" chuckled Leo

"Sure you did" thought Aries and Sagittarius

"Anyways, not sure why Aqua is here either, she doesn't seem like the troublemaker type" said Mr Lynx

"Yeah, right" thought Aries, Gemini, Leo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius and Capricorn

"Mine's same like Scorpio" said Aquarius

"You got bubble tea too?" asked Scorpio

"Yeah! It was yums!"

"But...I didn't see you with me..."

"We're in different classes remember?"

"Oh, right..."

"What Aqua, what time did you come back?" asked Mr Lynx

"I didn't come back, I went straight home" said Aquarius

"You WHAT?!" said Mr Lynx

"Aqua, what?" said Capricorn

"Heyyy, how did you get home? We literally live like-"

"Pisces, don't give out our location...but yeah, we don't live very near" said Scorpio

"I found a parked car and I drove it home" grinned Aquarius

Capricorn face palmed "Jesus christ, Aqua"

"I guess I was wrong about you" said Mr Lynx

"I am a good student!" said Aquarius

"Cap" said the fire and air signs

"Rude much, don't fucking expose me like that!" said Aquarius

"I mean, it was pretty obvious since day 1" said Scorpio

"Meanie! I'm gonna cry!"

"Sure"

"Anyways, whether Aquarius is gonna cry or not doesn't bother me, Pisces I'm a little surprised to see you here, you usually don't get into trouble" said Mr Lynx

"Oh, that's because I'm a sweetheart" said Pisces sweetly

"Alright then, sweetheart...why exactly are you here?"

"I don't like to judge people but I think my reason is stupid" 

"Your reason is stupid? What's your reason?" 

"I sneezed in class..."

Everyone looked at her.

"Wait...what?!" said Virgo

"Sorry but what the actual fuck?!" said Scorpio

"That's worse than my reason for being here!" said Cancer

"Is it the teacher? Because he had a lot of perfume on him it was so goddamn strong" said Aquarius

"I mean...I am allergic to perfume..." said Pisces

"That's it, I'm gonna kill someone later" said Aquarius

Aquarius got out of her chair and was about to leave when Mr Lynx stopped her.

"Aquarius, sit down! Just all of you sit down for now!" said Mr Lynx

"Sit down and do nothing? Sir, with all due respect-"

"Virgo, can we not-"

"With all due respect, I just want to now how THE FUCK do you give someone detention for sneezing?! THAT MAKES 0 FUCKING SENSE!" said Virgo

"Virgo, calm do-"

"CALM DOWN?! Come on Cap, some teachers literally give detentions over the dumbest reasons! I literally got detention for having FOOD POISONING because I got pranked!" said Virgo

"YEAH! I'M PROTESTING" said Leo

"Leo, let's protest together!" 

"Of course!" 

Leo and Virgo brofisted.

"I love how everyone's protecting me" said Pisces

"Of course, we will always protect our smol bean!" said Aries

"Heyyy! Mea-"

"Yeah, can't complain about being one now, can you?" smirked Scorpio

"Hmmph, fine..." said Pisces

"Sorry, you got detention because you were allergic to Mr Ichiya's perfume?" asked Mr Lynx

"Yeah..." 

"You know what, I'll go talk to him later because...that is a really stupid reason...but first I'm gonna sleep for a while, you all better not do any weird shit while I'm gone..."

Suddenly Mr Lynx fell asleep, the signs were getting bored and some of them started using their phones.

"Ready?" asked Aries

"Hell yea!" said Leo and Sagittarius

"Ok letssgooo...!!" said Aries while opening the window

The fire signs hopped out the window 1 by 1.

"What are these fools doin" asked Gemini

"Don't be nosy" said Aquarius

"Wtf are you following them?"

"Don't tell anyone and I'll send nudes ok?"

"Okay"

Gemini kept staring at Aquarius as she climbed out of the window

"In looooooveee..." said Taurus

"Shut up I know you like Cancer" said Gemini

"Nah She's Leo's...I think..."

"Damn, I guess you like-"

"I don't like anyone...except probably...Cappy? She bad asf"

"You both are earth signs too"

"Dayum You right"

"Obviously I'm right! I'm Gemini"

"You sound like Leo"

"What you mean bro?"

"Wait where are the fire signs?" asked Scorpio, "they'd hop in and eat chocolate"

"Where'd you get chocolate?" asked Cancer

"Oh this? I have my ways" 

"Oh, I see..."

"You want some?"

"Sure"

Scorpio passed some chocolate to Cancer and they laid back and were eating them when Pisces approached them.

"Can I have some pleeeeeeaaaase?" asked Pisces

"Sure join us" said Scorpio

Pisces sat down on Scorpio's lap and ate some chocolate.

"Whoa...whoa...chill Pisces..." said Scorpio

"Tired..." said Pisces

Pisces fell asleep on Scorpio's lap and she was stuck there and couldn't move.

"Awww, look at the smol bean sleeping" giggled Taurus

"Good thing she's not a light sleeper, if she heard that she would probably poke your eyes out" said Scorpio

"I-No she won't! She's not like that...!" said Cancer

"Yeah, I think that's a bit much, especially for her" said Gemini

"To be fair, she does have a feisty side" said Scorpio

"True" said Cancer

"No fightings" said Taurus imitating her

Scorpio and Cancer laughed and continued sharing eating chocolate with Taurus.

Virgo and Capricorn were doing their homework and didn't notice what was going on until Virgo accidentally touched Capricorn's hand.

"What you doin, boy?" she asked

"Sorry but she's my girlfriend" said Taurus 

Taurus grabbed Capricorn and kissed her on the cheek.

" O i . "   said Capricorn

"I like Capricorn better" said Virgo, "you still immature"

" B i t c h " 

Taurus frowned, he knew Virgo was right but he didn't really care, he rolled his eyes as Virgo stuck his tongue out at him. Taurus gave him the middle finger and continued talking to the water signs.

"What was that all about?" asked Capricorn

"Nothing, I helped get rid of Taurus for you" said Virgo quietly

"Oh, okay...you didn't need to..."

"Tru"

Meanwhile, the fire signs were running, "Damn That was fun!" said Aries

"My plans always work brodie" said Leo

"Good lion" said Sagittarius

"Thanks im always good" said Leo

"Don't feed his ego" joked Aries

"I'm not!" Said Sagittarius, "Hold up where we goin?"

"You'll see" said Leo

"To the club?" asked Aries

"How'd you know??" asked confused Leo

"Yo guys" said Aquarius

"How'd you come here?" asked Aries shocked

"I followed you...because I also wanted to get out of detention" said Aquarius

"Hey, should we invite her?" asked Sagittarius

"Sure! The more the merrier!" said Leo

"Yeah! Another girl sounds great!" said Aries

"Alrighty then! You can join us now!" said Leo

"Nice!" said Aquarius

The 4 of them ran into the club. Meanwhile, there other 8 were still at detention. Pisces knocked out on Scorpio's lap while Taurus and Gemini were playing UNO with her and Cancer

"Aaaaah! 2 cards left!" said Gemini

"yikes" said Cancer

Scorpio put a card down and then Cancer put a card down and then Taurus put 4 cards down.

"UNO BABY" said Taurus

"Shhh! You're gonna wake up the smol bean..." whispered Scorpio

"Oh sorry" whispered Taurus

The 4 of them continued playing UNO while Virgo was playing Pub G with Libra and Capricorn was doing her homework.

"You're not doing your homework with Cap?" asked Libra

"Nah that can wait, this game's more important" said Virgo

"That's the spirit!" said Libra

"You better not let Mr Lynx catch you" said Capricorn

"I'll be okay" said Virgo

"Besides, he's asleep" said Libra

"He could wake up any time soon" said Capricorn

"No he won't" said Libra

"Aaaaaah, anyways...what time is it?" asked Mr Lynx

"It's 5pm" said Virgo

"Oh, uhhh...everyone you can go back, also someone wake these 3 up" said Mr Lynx

Mr Lynx pointed to the water signs who were passed out. Pisces was passed out on Scorpio's lap, who was passed out on her chair and Cancer was passed out on the floor.

"I'll do it!" volunteered Taurus

"It won't end well" thought Capricorn

Taurus walked up to Scorpio and whispered in her ear.

"Ara ara mommy..." whispered Taurus

Scorpio woke up shocked and slapped Taurus.

"Called it" said Capricorn softly

"Taurus wtf!" said Scorpio

"Huh, what's wrong?" groaned Pisces

"Hey! It's time to leave, woohoo!" said Gemini

"Oh  ok, Cancer good lord why the fuck are you sleeping on the floor" said Scorpio

"I'll carry her" said Taurus

Taurus picked up Cancer on his back and carried her to the car, Capricorn looked at his suspiciously and the signs all left.

"Where's Aqua?" asked Libra

"With the fire signs" said Taurus

"Where did they go?" asked Pisces

"Jesus..." said Capricorn

Everyone looked at the group chat and saw a picture of Leo dancing topless while Sagittarius was hugging Aqua's thighs.

Aries: *photo*

Cancer: Omg 😳

Virgo: On a school night tho lol

Taurus: Sounds fun 

Gemini: You never invited me 

Aquarius: Who said you were invited

Aquarius: 😂😂😂

Gemini: 😒🖕

Leo: 😂😂😂😂

Aries: Maybe next time u loser haha

Taurus: Dw bro we'll go again just like last time

Pisces: Wat is aqua foin

Pisces: doin*

Aries: They twerkin

Libra: 💀💀

Pisces: 😳😳😳

Pisces: Without meeeeee?

Scorpio: Pisces what

Pisces: I wanted to twerk with her

Gemini: ???

Virgo: hol up 

Pisces: Brb gonna cry now

Pisces: Meany😭

Aquarius: Sorry pisces pls dont cry

Taurus: smol bean is sad now

Pisces: fuck u

Pisces: call me that again and ill suck ur dick!

Taurus: Sureeeeeeeeeeee

Gemini: what happened to sag

Aries: Dead

Leo: *photo*

Pisces: omgggg

Gemini: not gonna cry pisces ?

Pisces: ill cry later ok

Capricorn: You fucks really went clubbing

Aries: oof

Capricorn put down the phone and sighed.

"These fucks went clubbing" said Capricorn shaking her head

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