Capricorn got up and packed her bag, she was gonna bring the zodiac signs camping.

"Ah fresh start! Taurus get up, mate" said Capricorn

"Bro why you gotta be a prick, I'm tryna sleep here" groaned Taurus

"We're going camping!"

"Ok sounds nice, let's go"

Taurus got up and went downstairs, he saw Gemini trying to flirt with the other air signs so he snickered.

"Why you up so early?" asked Libra

"Cappy asked me to take out the trash" said Taurus

Taurus picked up Gemini and dumped him in the trash bin outside.

"Bad Taurus, bring the poor baby back in!" snapped Cancer

"No, it's gross to put your hand in a garbage bin" said Taurus

Capricorn got up and saw Gemini fall out of the trash bin, litter was flying everywhere. The fire signs jumped off the staircase and landed on the floor while the 2 other air signs floated out.

"Where's Scorpio?" asked Capricorn

"Here" said a voice from the sofa

"Scorpio What are you doing under the sofa?" asked Pisces

"I'm on top of the sofa, not under" said Scorpio

"Sleeping again, baby gorl?" asked Aquarius

"Yeah baby gorl, Scorps needs her beauty sleep" said Scorpio

"Me too" said Cancer

"Eepy" said Pisces

"Eepy?" asked Capricorn

"Oh, that's just her way of saying she's sleepy" said Scorpio

"I know she likes to say she's eepy" said Virgo

"Yup, that's just how she speaks like"

"Ah I see"

"That's not a good place to be kissing Taurus" said Gemini

Gemini got hit by a pillow and fell onto Taurus, Leo snickered and he got hit by a pillow and fell off the table which he was somehow sitting on.

"Alright we've got everyone, wait...where's Gemini?" asked Capricorn

"Dead" said Taurus

"Taurus What did you do to him?"

"I-uhh...nothing!"

"He threw him in the trash can" said Virgo

"Be Quiet, snitch" said Taurus

Taurus picked Virgo up and was about to dump him in the bin with Gemini when he heard a noise, he dropped him and turned around when Gemini flew out of the trash bin and pinned Taurus on the ground. He was topless and angry and Aquarius blushed. Gemini started whipping Taurus with a whip he borrowed from Aquarius.

"STOP SPANKING MEH!" shouted Taurus

"WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS!" screamed Gemini

"SHIT IT HURTS! OW!"

"YOU DESERVED IT YOU LITTLE SHIT!"

"Guys chill out" said Virgo

"Ok" said Taurus and Gemini

The signs left in their cars and followed Capricorn's car because he knew the directions, the fire signs car we just behind and we're all pumped up for the camp. Sagittarius was driving.

"Hey bro, Cappy says that we're gonna camp in a scary forest" said Leo

"Yea, I'm gonna scare the living hell outta Taurus and Gemini" said Sagittarius

"Whoa how about we steal the girls clothes and scare everyone" 

"Meh, How about we dress up as a Bear" 

"Nah forget that, we're going streaking" 

"What's that?" asked Aries

"NOTHING!" said the both of them

"Yea thought so, Wait speed up!" said Aries

Gemini was speeding up and racing with the air signs, he had a smirk on his face while Libra and Aquarius were making faces at them.

"Oh hell no, I'm not letting this twat beat me in this race!" said Sagittarius

He sped up and stuck his tongue out at Gemini, Gemini frowned and sped up.

"What the-" said Sagittarius

Sagittarius drove over the earth signs car, everyone screamed.

"TELL HIM TO SLOW DOWN!" shouted Virgo

"NO CAPPY YOU SHOULD SPEED UP!" shouted Taurus

Taurus sat on Capricorn's lap and started driving.

"GET OFF! I CAN'T SEE!" shouted Capricorn

"I'm gonna help you win, Chill!" said Taurus

Taurus sped up the Earth sign car and continued racing until they were there, the 3 cars had a big shock when they saw a blue Lamborghini stationed there, it was the water signs.

"They're only here now?" asked Scorpio

"Well, you drove over the ocean!" shouted Cancer in fear

"We could've died!" shouted Pisces dramatically

"Relax, we're water signs, we can drive on water" said Scorpio

"Oh" said Cancer and Pisces

The 3 water signs got out of their car, Capricorn pitched 3 tents.

"Sorry I only bought 3, they only had 3 left" said Capricorn

"So who's gonna sleep with who?" asked Virgo

"I'll randomly pick names" said Capricorn

"Alright" said everyone

"Ok Tent 1 is me, Taurus and-no not happening" said Capricorn

"Just reshuffle them" said Libra

"No" said Aquarius

"Huh-"

"Let's do guys and girls" 

"Oh ok sounds good" said Capricorn

"Have you all seen Leo?" asked Sagittarius

"Huh, he was here a while ago" said Virgo

"I don't trust him" said Scorpio

"He's fosho up to something" said Aquarius

"Where's Cancer?" asked Aries

"Ayo there's already a tent put up" said Gemini

"Could be some people having sex" said Taurus

"Yes" said Gemini

"That's the 1st conclusion you come up with??" said Scorpio

"Sex" said Taurus

"Sex" said Gemini

"Sex" said Aries

"Sex" said Pisces

"Sex" said Aquarius

"SEX!!" said Sagittarius

"Sag-"

"I'm gonna check it out hehehe" said Sagittarius

Sagittarius crab walked to the tent and opened it to see Leo and Cancer cuddling in revealing clothes.

"LEO WHAT" said Sagittarius

"Hey shut it!" snapped Leo

"Sag shhh!" hissed Cancer

"Wait what" said Aquarius

Aquarius ran over to the tent and everyone saw Leo come out topless.

"Guys come out, we have a whole day of exploring and you can cuddle in the night" said Capricorn

"Ladies, let's dive into the lake!" said Pisces

"SOunds nice" said Aquarius

Both of them ran ahead and the other 4 girls followed. Meanwhile the guys were talking when the guys all turned around and noticed all the girls left.

"Hey, I think they left us" said Virgo

"Let's go follow them!" said Leo

Suddenly all the girls were at the lake area.

"I'm scared" 

"Pisces-" said Scorpio

"Come on have some fun!" said Pisces

Pisces and Aquarius tossed Scorpio into the lake.

"I'd rather do it myself" said Scorpio but it was too late, Pisces and Aquarius had already thrown her in. "I never said you could throw me in"

"Haha" said Aquarius

Pisces looked behind and saw Capricorn walk towards them.

"This is for getting me wet!" said Capricorn

She pushed both the girls into the lake and they screamed loudly.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH" said the both them

The girls were screaming and having fun when suddenly a blonde boy ran pass them with full speed and screamed.

"CANNONBALL!!!!"

"LEOOOO!" screamed the girls

Suddenly 4 other boys jumped in the lake and splashed the girls.

"Hey you know, this is fun" said Virgo

"Told you" chuckled Taurus

"Nice idea Leo!" said Sagittarius

"Yeah, nice one Leo!" said Libra

Leo got up.

"THANK YOU! Thank you!"

"Where's gemini?" asked Aquarius

They saw a shark fin swim towards him.

"GUYS! SHARKY BOO'S HERE! RUNN!!" yelled Taurus

Some signs screamed like Cancer, Virgo, Libra, Aquarius and Pisces while others just laughed like Aries, Capricorn, Leo, Scorpio and Sagittarius. The Shark fin continued swimming.

"He's gonna eat our poor baby Cancer!" whined Taurus

Cancer gasped at him and continued screaming in fear when she heard a familiar voice.

"DID YOU ASSUME MY GENDER?!" growled the shark

"What" said Cancer

Gemini got up with a shark fin on his back, Taurus glared at him.

"GET HIM!" shouted Taurus

All the signs ran towards him and started tickling him, he was dying with laughter. Soon evening came and the signs were resting when Capricorn decided to pitch up the tent.

"Ok let's pitch up the tents now" said Capricorn

"I don't know how to pitch a tent" said Pisces

"It's ok, let your daddy help you" said Capricorn

"Capribro, do you even know what you just said?" asked Taurus

"You called yourself 'daddy'" snickered Gemini

Capricorn facepalmed, he and Pisces tried to pitch up the tents but didn't do the best job. She asked Aries to set up a fire, Taurus dropped sticks on the ground.

"I-I...How d'you do this?" asked Cancer

"Let the fires sign do it" suggested Taurus

Aries pushed them out of the way and blasted the sticks with fire.

"Too hot!" groaned Cancer

"I'll cool you down!" smiled Pisces splashing water at her

"Ok your times over, let the sexy cook Taurus take over" said Taurus

"Speaking of tents, who's tent were you sleeping in?" asked Pisces

"I-"

Cancer froze and started blushing.

"Pisces, what...Cancer you don't need to answer that" said Capricorn

"No no no, I wanna know who's tent that was, something doesn't sit right with me" said Scorpio

"It's fine, Scorp-"

"Fuck you, Libra! It's not!"

"Scorpio, he's not trying to be insulting" said Pisces

"Some elses tent" said Cancer, "But Leo asked me beforehand if I was okay with it"

"You said so, I won't ask anything else" said Scorpio

Scorpio sighed and sat down.

"I'm too tired for this shit" she mumbled

Meanwhile the fire signs and Aquarius were in a forest.

"Ok my children, I'll be teaching you both how to streak" said Leo

"Leo-" said Aries

"Let's go bro" said Sagittarius

"Ok bro" said Leo

Leo and Sagittarius ran into the forest, Aries sighed.

"What's streaking?" asked Aquarius

"It's when you run around naked" explained Aries

"That's something you would do"

"Yea but...I-I'm good..."

"Ok, you don't have to"

Aries, Taurus and Gemini had gotten drunk and we're jumping over the fire while Aquarius and Pisces were splashing water at Scorpio.

"Scorpy How Come you're not getting wet?" asked Aquarius

"Because she's a water sign like me, wifey" said Pisces

"Ok bestie!" said Aquarius

Taurus did a backflip over the fire and Gemini did a few more flips over the fire when they heard a noise.

"What the-?!" said Taurus

"Hey! They went without me!" shouted Aquarius

"I should've seen this coming..." groaned Scorpio

Leo and Sagittarius were running around naked, Sagittarius was chasing Leo with a fire whip and the 2 of the We're laughing so loud.

"AAAAAAAAHHH!!!"

"AHAHAHA I'M GONNA GET YA!"

"Please don't tell me you've gotten them drunk" said Virgo

"No, no...only me and Gemini" said Taurus

"So you DO admit you've gotten drunk" said Aquarius

"Well-Yea..." said Gemini

"WITHOUT US?!" shouted Aquarius and Pisces

"Fine, Chillax..." said Gemini

"We only bought 4 bottles, wait where's the other 2?" said Taurus

The zodiac signs decided that it was time to get into their tents. Tent 1 was basically the calmest tent...but not that calm at the same time.

"Ok, So I have a scary story to tell...once apron a time, leo ran naked in the woods and died and turned into a ghost! You can hear him fapping every now and then" said Aries

"Aries, That is inappropriate!" gasped Capricorn

"What's fapping?" asked Pisces

Scorpio whispered the answer in her ear and Pisces froze.

"You traumatized poor Pisces" said Virgo

"Heh heh" said Aries

"Isn't this book supposed to be PG?" asked Aquarius

"Tf you breaking the 4th wall for?" asked Scorpio

"Beats me, besides I heard this author is horny af" said Aquarius

(A/N: Wtf Aqua >=( )

Suddenly a huge roar was heard and everyone screamed.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH" screamed everyone

"Save meeee!" whined Pisces

Pisces jumped into Cancer's arm.

"Don't worry, mumsies will protect you" said Cancer

Suddenly there was a 2nd roar and Cancer screamed and dropped Pisces.

"Ouch!" said Pisces

"Shit! Sorry..." said Cancer

Suddenly a big bear came and roared and Cancer screamed and looked around.

"W-Where's Leo...?" whined Cancer

"I don't know,  but fear not! I shall protect you!" said Aquarius

Aquarius jumped in front of both Cancer and Pisces who were shivering and covering each other in fear while Scorpio and Aries took out random weapons. Suddenly a 2nd bear appeared and all 5 of the screamed, the other signs had hid in their tents. Aries and Scorpio were sweating intensely as the bears got closer.

"Aqua! Protect the girls" said Scorpio

"Alrighty" said Aquarius

"On 3" said Aries

"1...2..."