Pisces woke up and screamed, "BEACH DAY BABY!!" which woke the other signs up.

"Shut up" groaned Scorpio 

"Why're we up so early?" groaned Cancer

"BEACH DAY!" yelled Pisces

She ran out of the room in a pink bikini. 

"BEACH DAY???" said Leo

Leo ran out in pink shorts and fell off the stairs. Capricorn woke up to a loud noise and a lot of screaming and swearing everywhere.

"Normal day" thought Capricorn

Capricorn rubbed her eyes and got up when she saw Aries holding Aquarius captive and Virgo being missing.

"Where's Virgo?" asked Capricorn

"Kidnapped" said Aries

"Yes, now he's dead" said Aquarius

"WHAT" said Capricorn

"Umm, just kidding...he's with Pisces"

"Oh?"

"Yeah, they're a couple now"

"Thanks to me!" said Taurus

Taurus somersaulted into the living room in his green shorts and green durag.

"Are you deadass gonna swim with your durag?" asked Virgo

"Yeah, my hairs sensitive" said Taurus

"Taurus's hair get all wriggly when it's wet" said Gemini

Gemini was also wearing green shorts, except they were dark green.

"Okay, that's fair" said Virgo

Virgo was wearing black shorts and looked around and saw that everyone else was downstairs when Sagittarius suddenly ran down the stairs completely naked.

"CAUSE BABY OOOOOOOOOOOOOH, YOOOOOUUU...NEEEEEEEEEEEDED ME!" sang Sagittarius

"EWWWWW! PUT ON SOME FUCKING CLOTHES!" yelled Capricorn

"NO! LEAVE THEM OFF IT'S SEXY!" yelled Leo

"WHY ARE YOU NAKED" yelled Libra

"BECAUSE WE'RE GOING TO THE BEACH" yelled Leo

"WHAT"

"YOU HEARD ME RIGHT HOE"

"NAKED!!" sang Sagittarius

"What's going o-SAG FOR CRYING OUT LOUD PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!" snapped Capricorn

"I WANNA BE CUTE" said Sagittarius

"PUT ON SOME SHORTS THEN" said Aries

" F I N E ! "   said Sagittarius

"WE'RE GOING ON A TRIP, TO OUR FAVOURITE ROCKET SHIP" sang Cancer

"GOING THROUGH THE SKYYS" sang Leo

"LITTLE EINSTEINS" sang Cancer and Leo

"Hehehehehehehe"

"Jeez Cancer, you so cute sometimes..."

"And you love it!"

"Agreed"

Leo and Cancer kissed and started nuzzling each other while Gemini pretended to vomit.

"Ewww! Get a room!" said Gemini

"Lol" said Cancer

"Shut up, you get no bitches" said Leo

Gemini pouted and walked away. Suddenly, Cancer's bikini started slipping and she was trying her best to hold them.

"Eeeep!" said Cancer turning red

"WHOA" said Leo

"Leo's finally gonna see tits for the first time in his life!" said Aries

"Shut up Aries" said Leo

"Where'd you even get that bra from babes?" asked Aquarius

"From Scorpio's closet" said Cancer

"Cancer...could you not wear my clothes?" said Scorpio

"Sorry...I don't have any bikinis" said Cancer

"Are they even your size?" asked Pisces

"What cup size are you?" asked Scorpio

"C cup" said Cancer

"No wonder they keep slipping! I'm a DD" 

"Oh"

"Now that I think of it, Scorpio's tits are pretty big" said Taurus

"TAURUS! I-gah...ugh!" spluttered Scorpio

Scorpio was so caught off guard by that that she couldn't find the correct words to say.

"I'm also a DD cup!" grinned Pisces

"No you're not..." said Scorpio

"Rude..." said Pisces

"Use Capricorn's swimming clothes" said Scorpio

"But she doesn't have any spares" said Cancer

"Oh, ok fine you can wear these and keep these"

"UwU Thanks Scorpy <3" 

"Whoa Hey Scorpy lemme smash" said Taurus

"You say the same thing over and over again" said Scorpio

Taurus ran out of the door and into the water sign car, he tripped over the car and flew a meters into a pile of dirt while Pisces landed on the car safely.

"Skill issue" said Pisces

"A least I'm not short" said Taurus

"Fuck you! Meanie..." 

"Heh heh"

"I'm gonna cry now"

"Alright, that's enough you two" chuckled Scorpio

The water signs drove off with Taurus in the car, leaving the other 8 of them at the house. Gemini had just got out of the bathroom.

"TAURUS! Where are you?" asked Gemini

"He just left" said Virgo

"Without me???"

"Looks like it"

"NO FAIR! Aries lemme join you!" 

"Sorry we got 4 already" said Aries

The fire signs got in the car with Aquarius, who winked and stuck her tongue out at him and drove off, Gemini sighed when Virgo put him arm around him.

"Well you got us 4" said Virgo

Gemini looked at Virgo, Libra and Capricorn and grinned.

"Alright nice!" grinned Gemini

Gemini got in the car and grinned.

"I'll drive" grinned Gemini

The 3 of them gulped as Gemini hit the gas pedal and drove off. Once they reached, everyone did their own thing. Aries and Leo were making sandcastles and Sagittarius was judging.

"Leo wins" said Sagittarius

"YAAAAAAAAAAY" said Leo

"No! I refuse to lose to this Monkey!' said Aries

Aries dunked Leo into his castle, Leo cannon balled onto her castle.

"Argh, You'll get it from me!" said Aries

Aries chased Leo around the beach, Leo was screaming like a little baby. Aquarius tripped the both of them. Cancer was lying on her back and tanning while

"Ahh, what a nice day to get a tan, what a wonderf-" said Pisces

"Ouch!" whined Pisces

"I told you to put on sunblock or you'll get burnt" said Capricorn

"I thought you said 'don't put on sunblock to get a nice tan and burn" said Pisces

"I-" said Capricorn

"Sorry she's just silly and goofy" said Virgo

"I am babes" said Pisces

Virgo and Pisces kissed making Capricorn gag inside.

"Anyways, I'm gonna go swim" said Capricorn

Capricorn went into the ocean, leaving the 3 of them there.

"Hey, can you rub lotion on me Cance?" asked Pisces

"Sure..." said Cancer

Cancer put lotion on her hand and rubbed it onto Pisces.

"Ohhhh..." said Pisces

"I-I..."

"Sorry it felt good"

"Sure, hehe..."

"Are you being turned on by Cancer again?" asked Virgo

"Yes sweetie" said Pisces

"I wanna tan for longer" said Cancer

"Let's be mermaids!" 

"Sure!"

"Make us mermaids daddy!"

"I-what??" said Virgo

"Bury our bums with sand and draw fishtails on them" smiled Cancer

"Mermaid tails, silly!" said Pisces

"Oh" said Cancer

"Sure" said Virgo

Virgo stretched his arms and soon he had covered Cancer and Pisces' lower bodies and had draw mermaid tails on them and sighed.

"That was tiring but fun" said Virgo

"Oooooh what's this?" said a voice

VIrgo looked up and saw a tall girl with black curls. It was the 3rd water sign.

"Join us Scorpio!" said Pisces

"Sure thing" said Scorpio

"Oh god" thought Virgo

Virgo stretched his arms again and buried Scorpio the same way he buried the other 2 water signs.

"You're not gonna swim?" asked Scorpio

"I'm not much of a water person, I like sand a lot though" said Virgo

"I feel offended" said Pisces

"Don't be, he's just very earthly" said Cancer

"Ohhh, I see! I forgive you babe" said Pisces

Virgo chuckled and lied down next to the 3 water sign girls.

"Where's Taurus?" asked Cancer

"The usual" said Virgo

"The usual?" asked Scorpio

"Like..." said Pisces

"Annoying Cap as usual" chuckled Virgo

"Oh" said Scorpio disappointedly, "Should have known..."

"Don't be sad Scorp, I can hook you up with him" said Pisces

"Nah, I'm not into him" said Scorpio

"Hey Cancer, you smell that?" asked Pisces

"Huh, what?" asked Cancer

Pisces gave her a certain look which made Cancer understand all of us sudden.

"Oh, yeah I smell it" said Cancer

"Smell what? I don't smell anything" said Scorpio

"I do" said Pisces

"What is it?" asked Scorpio

"Bullshit" said Cancer and Pisces

"I-" Scorpio rolled her eyes while Cancer and Pisces giggled.

"I mean, I'm not involved in this" chuckled Virgo

"I am not into him!" said Scorpio

"Yeah, believe that, be delulu" said Cancer

"Delulu is the solulu, you know" said Pisces

"For fucks sake" whined Scorpio

Virgo, Cancer and Pisces laughed while Scorpio rolled her eyes. Meanwhile Capricorn was swimming when someone scared her.

"BOO!" said Taurus

"TAURUS" snapped Capricorn

Capricorn splashed Taurus, who got instantly turned on, and he splashed back at her and they both ended up splashing water at each and laughing.

"Hey, let's go someone where" chuckled Taurus

"Sure..." chuckled Capricorn

Taurus pulled Capricorn away from everyone and she was confused.

"You cool tbh" said Taurus

"Okay motherfucker, let me tell you this straight up, I am not in love wit you" said Capricorn

"I know, I have a crush on someone else"

"On who?"

"The bottle of Bourbon at home"

"Taurus, you're literally a minor..."

"So? Do I care?"

"Unhealthy much?"

"I know, but do I care???"

"Uhh-"

"Alcohol loves me more than women do"

"That is indeed sad"

Sagittarius splashed water on Aries.

"SON OF A-"

Aries tried to grab Sagittarius and the both of them had a splash war, Aries hit Sagittarius with a huge wave and Sagittarius pretended to die.

"OH SHIT, SAG WAKE UP" screamed Aries

Sagittarius didn't move.

"Oh shit, I killed him" thought Aries, "Wtf m8"

"LOL" said Sagittarius

Sagittarius instantly woke up and grinned at Aries who was triggered because Sagittarius tricked her.

"Bitch" said Aries

"No u" said Sagittarius

Aries instantly became triggered and chased Sagittarius with a metal stick she randomly found underwater.

"Sag why are you a bitch?" asked Aries

"Alright" said Sagittarius

Suddenly, something grabbed Aries' leg and she just kicked it off, then it grabbed Sagittarius' leg and he screamed like a bitch.

"AaAaAaAaAaAaHhH sHaRk" whined Sagittarius

The "shark" appeared and it was Leo grinned.

"hi" said Leo

"Eat my ass hoe" said Sagittarius

Sagittarius and Aries started chasing Leo and screaming and swearing.

"Yah, YEET" said Leo

Sagittarius tried eating a rock and vomit. Then he yeeted it at Leo.

"rOcK" said Sagittarius The rock hit Leo and he yelled out a big "Oof" before doing whatever. Suddenly, he had an idea on how to get revenge and swam to Cancer, who was floating innocently.

"Hey let's piss Aries and Sag and splash them lol" suggested Leo

"Okay! Hehe" said Cancer

The 2 of them saw Aries and Sagittarius from far and swam to them.

"HEY NOOBS" said Leo

"Huh-"

Suddenly they were both ambushed by Leo and Cancer splashing water on them and they started splashing back and soon it was an all out splash war when Aries screamed and called for backup, which turned out to be Aquarius.

"HAHA TAKE THE MOTHERFUCKERS" giggled Aquarius

Aquarius tied Leo and Cancer' arms together with seaweed and then swam off cheekily.

"Lol" said Leo

"What? What did lil ole me do?" said Cancer

"You do realize she's horrible at tying"

"Huh?"

"Yuh"

Leo untied himself with ease while Cancer was stuck there for a while until she also untied herself.

"Oh hehe" said Cancer

" L m a o " said Leo

Capricorn was swimming because why not, but there was a huge wave coming and Capricorn got splashed and almost drowning.

"GU...I'M...DRO...ING" warbled Capricorn

Suddenly, Capricorn was brought out of the water by 2 familiar people we all know the names of. 

"Hello!" grinned Taurus and Gemini

"Go away..." whined Capricorn

Aries was wrestling with Aquarius in the deep end. Sagittarius was bothering innocent couples.

"This is so fun" giggled Cancer

"You wanna know what else is fun?" asked Leo seductively

"Oh...hehe"

Leo and Cancer started kissing when Sagittarius couldn't help it. He swam to the both of them and pulled on both their legs.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Leo and Cancer were screaming and swearing.

"OH SHIT, THERE ARE SHARKS!" yelled Cancer

" n o , look behind" said Leo

Cancer and Leo turned around and saw Sagittarius grinning.

"GO AWAY SAG" yelled both Cancer and Leo

Suddenly Aries was tired and swam back to the shore with the other fire signs.

"What's the umbrella for?" asked Aries

"It's so that you can get your cheeks clapped by Sag" said Leo

Suddenly the other fire signs dumped a lot of sand onto Leo, he was covered in sand from head to toe.

"LEO I CHALLENGE YOU" said Gemini

"CHALLENGE ACCEPTED NOOB" said Leo

"WE HAVE AN EARTH SIGN"

"I HAVE, a Saggytits"

"Shut up, Leo" said Sagittarius

"Oh god, this shit dumb" thought Scorpio

"Let's build sandcastles!" said Leo

"Yeah!" said Gemini

"Scorpio will be the judge" said Taurus

"I-Leave me out of this please" whined Scorpio

"No" 

"Grrrr"

Scorpio did the 3, 2, 1 thing and the 2 teams started building. Leo and Sagittarius continued adding shells to their castles while the other 2 were just drawing baby sharks. Leo decided to pause halfway and draw a dick on the front door. The both if them then got onto the castle.

"Yay we win" said Leo

"Yay we win" said Taurus

"STOP COPYING ME" yelled Leo and Taurus

"Alright, judge time" said Scorpio

Scorpio walked around the castles a few times and made the final decision.

"Okay, the winner is...none of you idiots, 1/10 for the both of you because y'all suck, fuck you" said Scorpio

Scorpio snapped her fingers and a wave splashed all over the 2 castles, destroying them. Taurus, Leo and Sagittarius stared at their messed up castles.

Sagittarius breathed in angrily, "MOTHERFU-"

" w a t e r " said Pisces

"Where's Gemini?" asked Aquarius

"He ditched me halfway to swim" said Taurus

"That's so Gemini of him" said Libra

"WAAAAAAAAHHH!!" cried a kid

"What's Wrong?" asked Cancer

"I-I'm terrified"

"What are you scared of?"

S-Sharks"

"Don't worry sweetie, they're more scared of you than you are of them"

"W-What...?"

"Yeah, and they never come this close to the shore"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! IT'S THERE! WATCH OUT MISS"

"Miss?"

Cancer turned around and saw a shark swim to the surface and a bunch of kids screamed and ran away.

"OMGGG A SHARK?!" said Cancer

"What's wrong Cancer?" asked Scorpio

"There's a shark!" 

"What-"

Suddenly hands came from the shark's body.

"Nani" said Scorpio

Suddenly the shark got up and it was was l

"Ah, that was fun" said Gemini

"Gem, you meanie! You scared me!" said Cancer

"Oopsy...hehehe!" said Gemini

"Do you always have to be a menace to society?" asked Capricorn

"Heck yeah!" grinned Gemini

Gemini gave Capricorn a thumbs up, who rolled her eyes in return. Scorpio tapped his shoulder and he looked over to her.

"You might wanna watch your back..." said Scorpio

She pointed to the kid crying to his mom and watched the mom call the police.

"Uh oh" said Gemini

"So the culprits a guy with green hair and a shark fin pad" asked a cop

"Yea that's him, he scared my son so much he shit himself!" said a mom

"What a snitch!" said Gemini thinking out loud

Unfortunately he thinked out loud and the cops overheard him.

"THERE HE IS!" shouted a cop

Gemini ran into the water and stuck his tongue at the cops. Taurus wanted to save his friend but the rescue failed.

"I'LL SAVE YOU! ROCK POWAHH!" shouted Taurus

Taurus threw a rock at a police officer's head and he raged.

"YOU! YOU'RE JOINING HIM!" He said furiously

Taurus and Gemini were running around trying to escape from the police. They stuck their tongues out at them. The other signs were laughing, Virgo was taking a video of them and also laughing while Capricorn was facepalming on the floor.

"Jesus..." said Capricorn

In the end, Taurus and Gemini got handcuffed for scaring way too much children and getting the police officer injured. Capricorn sighed and bailed them before they entered the police car. 

"Thank you sweetie" said Taurus

Capricorn rolled her eyes. Taurus ran to the rest of the signs with Gemini and Virgo showed them the video.

"My god HAHAHAH!' said Gemini

The signs were laughing and got tired for a bit when they decided to go home. Capricorn was about to join the 10 others when a guy with a durag ran to her.

"Hey thanks for earlier" panted Taurus

"Sure" said Capricorn

"Can we talk for a bit?"

"Okay...?"

After the beach, Taurus decided to go on a walk along the sand with Capricorn. Capricorn held Taurus's hand and they were holding hands for a while.

"Taurus, to keep this clear, this isn't a date, we're just walking... said Capricorn

"Ah, right..." said Taurus

"You've never been on a proper date before, right?" asked Capricorn

"Idk I mostly flirt with girls and then bang occasionally" said Taurus

"I see...anyways just say what stuff you like to do, apart from annoy me" said Capricorn

"I-uhh...like video games" said Taurus

"Video games aren't really my thing but go on..." said Capricorn

"I like bacon, especially making bacon, this may or may not be a surprise but I like cooking, I can cook anything"

"Ah really?"

Taurus continued walking with Capricorn, he kept trying to impress Capricorn but I didn't seem to have an impact on her.

"So yea, that's my dopeness" said Taurus

"Okay interesting..." said Capricorn

"Hehehe" 

"You are an interesting person, weird but interesting"

"T-Thank you!"

Capricorn giggled and Taurus couldn't help but smile.

"You said you like bacon right?" asked Capricorn

"Hell yeah"

"Then let's go get some tomorrow then"

"Sure" 

The 2 of them walked home and went into their rooms, once Capricorn got into the bathroom, Taurus took this opportunity to run out of the house and jump in happiness.

"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" screamed Taurus