Aries turned of her phone and chucked it at Aquarius.

"Omg wtf violent much?" said Aquarius

"You're not Leo?" asked Aries

"No, he's dead"

"Lol"

Leo and Sagittarius jumped out of the cupboard.

"TAE FUCK" said Aries

"What?" said Aquarius

"What you hoes doin' there?"

"Ask Aries"

"She's the one who locked us in" said Leo

"I know, and I dont regret it" said Aries

"KIDNAPPER!" yelled Sagittarius

"Stfu" said Virgo

"Okay, whoever pranks the most people gets free pizza" said Aries

"Which is obviously me, hoes" said Leo

"No me" said Sagittarius

"NO ME"

"NO ME"

"NO ME!"

"NO ME!"

"NO ME!!"

"NO ME!!"

"FITE ME"

"Ahem it hasn't started, it only starts at 6 am" said Aquarius

"Ummmm, it's 5:58 am" said Aries

Sagittarius woke up. "Yeet, time to kill people!"

"Sag we went though this, no killing people or your skinny ass will get life in prison" said Aries

"Don't drop the soap" said Leo

"Fuck you" said Sagittarius

"It's 10 seconds left" said Aquarius

"9"

"8"

"7"

"6"

"5"

"4"

"3...2-"

"BYE PUTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSS" said Leo

Leo ran out of the fire signs' room and ran straight to the kitchen. Aries stood there with the 3 other signs.

"I guess Leo's going solo" said Aries

"Don't worry SISTAAAA, I'm the master at pranks not that lil twat" said Aquarius

"My pranks are amazing" said Sagittarius, "Anyone else has great pranks?"

Leo raided the fridge.

"MMMmmmmmm" said Leo

Leo drank all the milk and planned to replace them with the forbidden white juice.

"lol" said Leo

Taurus was putting icing onto Gemini's face, Gemini had whipping cream on his hand but unfortunately he could not return a slap because he was deep in his sleep. O o f . Taurus then slowly stepped into the water signs' room, he was planning to prank Cancer but nah, he liked her...as a friend. He decided to prank Pisces' face and put icing on it when someone jumped onto him.

"WTF...WHO DIS" yelled Taurus

Taurus almost died when the person got off him, she was wearing black and had black hair.

"Scorpy...?" said Taurus

Scorpio did nothing and tied up Taurus and kept him in he closet, she then snuck downstairs.

"I WILL SING BABY SHARK" threatened Taurus

"Oh fuck no, you aint ding that shit" said Scorpio

Scorpio took 1 of her bandanas and tied up Taurus' mouth so he could not speak...or sing.

"MMM MMMF MMMMMPPHHHH"

"OH god" thought Scorpio

Scorpio groaned as she walked downstairs. Leo was replacing the toothpaste with bird shit. He took out the bird shit and put it in the toothpaste. Scorpio giggled and decided to do nothing because Leo was doing it to his own toothpaste.

"Dumbass" thought Scorpio

Libra sat on the sofa, shaving cream fell onto his head and face. He didn't really care.

"Excuse me what the fuck" said Libra

Libra shrugged, Aquarius started laughing insanely loud and was laughing so much that she even fell into her own trap.

" o o f " said Aquarius

"Heh heh, you fell into your own trap, KARMA" said Libra

Aquarius was now covered in icing.

"EU VOU MATAR SUA PORRA DE CENOURA" yelled Aquarius

"Tf does that even mean?!" asked Libra

"It means, please go away sweetie" said Aquarius evilly

Aquarius took out a carrot and threw it at Libra. Libra screamed his ass off and ran away.

"Holy shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittt..." said Aquarius

Aquarius got a paper towel and cleaned herself up. She saw Gemini walk down the stairs and ran into the kitchen. Aquarius threw a Prune at him.

"OI OI OI MATE! PISS OFf" said Gemini

"And he's drunk" thought Aquarius

Aquarius placed another banana skin on the floor (there are 4, 1 by Leo, 1 by Libra, 1 by Scorpio and 1 by Aquarius). Gemini slipped onto the banana skin and fell outside of the house. Aquarius quickly got a trash bag and let him fall into it.

"2 retards to go" said Scorpio

"Wait Scorpy, you're with us?" asked Aquarius

Aquarius was shocked, Scorpio was normal but she secretly likes torturing people.

"No...I'm against you, bitch!" said Scorpio sticking her tongue out

Scorpio tried trapping Aquarius in a water bubble but Aquarius flew off.

"oh my fucking god, this is harder than I thought" thought Scorpio

Aquarius tied up the trash bag and dropped it into the bin. Gemini was trying to rip himself out but it didn't work.

"Aaaaahhh, I'm stuck! A little help please?" begged Gemini

Everyone would be surprised by Gemini speaking so normally but unfortunately, he was tied up in a trash bag so no one could hear him.

"Lol, good luck Mr Gemini cause no one will save you" snickered Aquarius

Capricorn was downstairs in the basement with the 4 others and was hiding from the pranksters.

"This sucks, I want yeet" said Libra

"???" said Cancer

Capricorn sighed and glared at the innocent ceiling.

"Okay, whoever catches the most people doing pranks gets free pizza" said Capricorn

"Wait where are those 3 monkeys?" asked Libra

"Gone" said Scorpio

"Wait, they're pranking too?" asked Cancer

"Of course, they're Taurus, Gemini and Pisces" said Libra

"In other words, they are Idiot, Idiot and Idiot" said Scorpio rolling her eyes

"So what we gonna do?" asked Cancer

"I say we prank them back because why not" said Scorpio

"Good idea, im joining this" said Libra

"LIB-" warned Capricorn

"no" said Libra

Libra ran out.

"And I thought he was normal" said Scorpio

"He is, he just on kill mode" said Cancer

"Kill mode???"

"It's when he's all weird and shit"

"Where's the 3 monkeys?" asked Capricorn

"Oh, I tied up Taurus and Gemini is probably dead right now, no one knows where Pisces is" said Scorpio

"Pisces, is still on the loose, along with those 5 clowns" said Capricorn

Leo was on the roof. He laughed to himself as April Fool's was his favourite day of the year.

"I think he's in his room" said Scorpio

"oh shit" thought leo, "dont find me"

Suddenly, Pisces crawled towards Leo and tapped him on the shoulder.

"Que mierda!" gasped Leo

"Shhhh!" whispered Pisces, "Don't get caught because if you do, Cappy will murder you"

"Oh, who's doing pranks this year?"

"Me and the 2 other fools did it but Scorpypoo tied us up, I escaped and the other 2 are not feeling so good"

"Well, it's the usual clan except this time it's with Virgo"

"Oh ok"

"At least they dont know about this"

"Now we do" said a voice behind Leo and Pisces, they turned around and saw Capricorn and Scorpio. Capricorn had a net.

"Oh shit" thought Leo

Leo turned to Pisces who jumped off the roof and cannonballed into the swimming pool.

"YEET" said Pisces

Pisces dived into the swimming pool but Scorpio's eyes began to turn blue and Capricorn and Leo took a step away from her. Actually no, Leo ran away.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH" yelled Scorpio

Scorpio lifted up all the water in the swimming pool and it trapped Pisces. I guess the 3 bois are caught.

"I guess the 3 bois are caught" said Capricorn

"Wait, where's Leo?" asked Scorpio

Capricorn turned around and screamed. Scorpio continued trapping Piece but also took a step back.

"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU" screamed Capricorn

Virgo sighed, she was in the Earth signs' room. She put toothpaste on Taurus' pillow. She already pranked Gemini and Pisces because why not?

"Ugh" said Virgo

Virgo put more toothpaste onto Taurus' bed when she Heard mumbling from the closet. She carefully walked over and opened it. Taurus was tied up with makeup on him.

"Oh, it's just you" said Virgo

Virgo squeezed toothpaste into Taurus' eyes and locked the door.

"FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU"

"Shut up, Taurus" said Virgo

"Betrayal!" whined Taurus

Virgo didn't give a shit and walked out of the room.

"Lol" said Virgo

In the end of the day, the whole house was on fire because I don't know anymore