Capricorn woke up everyone and they all went downstairs for the group meeting.

"Okay, who the fuck bought tickets through my credit card??" asked Capricorn

" W h a t "   said Aries

"I don't remember shit" said Leo

"Neither do I" said Scorpio

"What happened" said Libra

"Someone bought plane tickets for the 12 of us through my credit card" said Capricorn

"Ooooooh, where's it go to?" asked Aquarius excited

"To...where the fuck's Rio de..."

"Rio de Janeiro?" asked Leo

"Yeah why" said Capricorn

"Idk I picked a random loc-"

"BRAZIL BABY" said Aquarius

"OMGGGGG" said Pisces

"Uhhh, where the hell did Taurus and Gemini go?" asked Scorpio

"Huh?" said Capricorn

"I thought he was in the bathroom" said Virgo

"No that was just me" 

"Oh"

"Wait...THEY'RE ALREADY THERE???" said Aries

"What" said Pisces

"How are they so early?" asked Leo

"Tf u mean?" asked Sagittarius

"Look at the chat"

Capricorn looked at the chat.

Gemini: HEY

Gemini: Where's everyone?????

Gemini: DID U LEAVE US BEHIND

Taurus: We been waiting here since last night

Taurus: Whys everyone including the married couple taking so long

Gemini: Says the one who loves Cancer

Taurus: fuck you 🖕

Taurus: She's literally taken

Cancer: I am?

Scorpio: Wait what

Taurus: i dont love anyone 

Leo: BY ME ofc

Scorpio: Wtf who would even date you

Leo: well who doesn't love the sexy lion

Scorpio: You are not sexy 😒

Leo: come on I know I am😜

Scorpio: Cancer this is what you gotta deal with

Cancer: im scared

Leo: Don't be!

Leo: DADDY will protect u always

Leo: 😜😜😜

Cancer: Somehow I am even more scared

Pisces: Hey dont scare my sis

Aquarius: I love crack

Taurus: then why don't you marry it

Aquarius: uhh

Aquarius: lets not talk about that 😅

Leo: 🤫

Sagittarius: What?!

Cancer: Heyyyy

Cancer: Leo's my bf

Sagittarius: shut up bitch He's mine

Cancer: ...

Libra: come on ladies we need to get along

Sagittarius: FUCK YOU

Sagittarius: I'm literally a guy

Sagittarius: bitch

Libra: So aggressive

Sagittarius: Shut the fuck up

Leo: Yeah babes I wont suck your dick if youre so mad

Sagittarius: YOU LIL BITCH

Sagittarius removed Leo from the group chat

Cancer: poor Leo

Aries: RIP bozo

Cancer: that's mean =(

Capricorn: Okay someone please add him back ffs

Aries: Ill do the honours

Aries added Leo to the group chat

Leo: Hello my beautiful friends and whatever creature Sag

Sagittarius: MF

Taurus: Anyways where tf u at?

Leo: WHERE ARE YOU

Aries: HOW

Scorpio: something is up

Scorpio: I don't believe that hes 

Gemini: Hold up

Gemini: Are you all still at home???

Aries: Yeah why

Gemini: WHATTTT

Gemini: WHAT ABOUT THE PLANE TICKETS

Capricorn: YOU ASSHOLE

Gemini: WYM

Taurus: Blame aqua

Taurus: She sent us there

Aquarius: SNITCH

Capricorn: AQUA

Scorpio: Aqua wtf

Aquarius: They were annoying Aries and making her cry so I told them that 

Aries: AQUA SHUT UP

Leo: Aries u were crying?

Aries: NO

Aries: I WASNT

Pisces: awww aries...

Aries: AQUA SHUT THE FUCK UP

Pisces: ill give u cuddles babe

Aquarius: Idk I was drunk af when it happened so I might be wrong

Aries: Facts

Sagittarius: Facts bc I know Aries doesnt cry

Leo: Or does she?

Aries: LEO

Leo: Probably not

Leo: She just beats people

Aquarius: Wait that wasn't me!

Sagittarius: It was all Leo

Leo: YOU ASSHOLE

Gemini: LEO YOU ASSHOLE

Taurus: What time was the flight supposed to be

Capricorn: 11 am

Scorpio: It's literally 10:30

Aries: OH LORD

Taurus: ALL YOU SHITS HAVE 30 MINS

Capricorn: Everyone let's go!

Capricorn grabbed her stuff and everyone got into their cars and drove as fast as they can to the airport.

"SCORPIO TOO FAST WE'RE GONNA VOMIT" screamed Pisces

"I don't care!" said Scorpio

Pisces was trying to hold Cancer who was spasming at the back seat from the overly fast driving. Suddenly they reached and managed to find Taurus and Gemini, who was frowning and waiting for them.

"THERE YOU ARE WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR 10 HOURS" screamed Taurus

"SHUT UP AND RUN" said Capricorn

"Yes maam" said Taurus

The 12 of them ran to the plane and managed to get to their seats on time.

Here are the seats (they are in Business class)

Aries, Scorpio // Gemini, Libra
Aquarius, Sagittarius // Taurus, Capricorn
Leo, Cancer // Virgo, Pisces

"Please fasten your seatbelts" said the announcement

"HELL NAHHHH" said Leo

Everyone looked up, Cancer giggled.

"You guys have a lot of explaining to do" said Taurus

"Leo's fault, he booked the tickets" said Aquarius

"HEY! You're the one who booked an Uber for them!" said Leo

"Shut up both of you!" said Capricorn

"Yes ma'am" said Leo and Aquarius

"Sorry Taurus, sorry Gemini, I wasn't aware of this" said Capricorn

"It's all good" said Taurus

"You are too forgiving" said Virgo

"Nah he's just like that" said Gemini

"That's good...I guess...? Considering she made you wait for 12 hours" said Pisces

"It was accidental so I get it" said Taurus

"True, I'd forgive her too" said Pisces

"Lmao mate, you trippin" said Sagittarius

Taurus smirked and kicked Gemini's seat.

"Oi, piss off" said Gemini

"no" said Taurus

"piece of shit" said Gemini

Gemini took a bottle of water and poured it all over Taurus.

"MOTHERFU-"

"What the hell Gemini! You made wet" said Capricorn

"HAHAHAHAH" said Taurus and Gemini

"Fuck you all" said Capricorn

"Language, there's a baby here" Virgo pointing to Gemini

"I'M NOT A BABY! I watch porn" whined Gemini

"God damn it, not you too Virgo!" whined Capricorn

Cancer was watching a horror movie on the plane.

"Hold me Leo..." whined Cancer

"Huh why" said Leo

"This movie is scary"

"Uhh, sure..."

Leo let Cancer hug his arm.

"Lol Cancer's a wuss" said 

"Heyyyy, stop!" said Cancer

"Heyyyy, stop!" said Pisces

"Pisceeeeesss..."

"Caanceeerrr..." 

"Ooooh, smol beans are fighting now?" asked Virgo

"I-hmmph!" pouted Pisces

"Pisces...?"

Pisces looked out the window and didn't say anything for a few hours. Suddenly, Cancer's movie ended and she yawned.

"Alright I'm tired, can I rest on your arm?" said Cancer

"Sure" said Leo

Cancer hugged Leo's arm and instantly fell asleep.

"Awwww she's so cute" thought Leo

"I wish some girl

"Lmao, don't wake Cancer up" said Libra

"Wait what" said Sagittarius

"Nah, she can sleep through almost anything" said Leo

"I can testify to that, there'll be a rock concert in the next room and she'll sleep through that hehe" said Pisces

"You're not any different are you?" asked Virgo

"I-"

Pisces continued  Sagittarius shrugged and went back to in-flight GTA V game.

Aries and Scorpio were watching a horror movie together.

"Meh" said Scorpio

"Whachu mean, this film is hella scary" said Aries

"Nah, I don't get scared often"

"Neither do I"

"What bullshit I hear"

"Shut up, Scorpio"

"No one tells me to shut up" said Scorpio, "Do you want to die?"

"Ummm no, sorry..."

"That's what I thought"

Taurus was still annoying Capricorn for the past 2 hours.

"Cappy, I wanna smash"
"Cappy, I wanna smash"
"Cappy, I wanna smash"
"Cappy, I wanna smash"
"CAPPY, I WANNA SMASH"
"CAPPY, I WANNA SMASH"
"CAPPY, I WAANA SMASH!"

"NO" yelled Capricorn, "Shut up, I'm tryna sleep"

"Lemme sleep with you then, I'm trine get some coochie" said Gemini

"Ew, what the hell" said Capricorn

"Don't listen to him, he's a scrub" said Taurus

"Yeah, Gemini only wants to bang" said Pisces

"So do...all 3 of you?" said Capricorn

"Nah, I have a girlfriend" said Pisces

"Yeah, he's dating Aqua" said Gemini

"Oh ok, and you?" asked Capricorn

"Idk, probably Scorpio, Virgo...or you" said Taurus

"Oh HELL naw!" said Capricorn

Capricorn put on AirPods and fell asleep because she was done with everyone's crap. Gemini fell asleep on her lap and Taurus and Pisces started laughing.

In the middle of the flight, Cancer woke up.

"Oh hi Leo, can I sit next to Libby?" asked Cancer

"Hell naw" said Leo

"Why not?"

"Because you'll swap with Gemini and I dont wanna sit next to him"

"Oh okay"

"lol"

"Wait, where's Sag?"

"Oh, I gave a dare"

"Sir, please go back to your seat" said a voice

"NO I WANT NUDES" said Sagittarius

"Ummm, wtf" said Scorpio

"Sir, please do not take off your clothes" said the air stewardess

"Oh lmao, it was just a dare bye" said Sagittarius

Sagittarius laughed loudly as he walked back to his seat laughing.

"I Hate you, Leo" said Sagittarius

Sagittarius smacked Leo on his forehead.

"Bitch, that's disrespect" said Leo

Leo smacked Sagittarius back.

"Okay stop, I challenge you to an online game of Call of Duty" said Sagittarius

"Wait, let's tell the others first" said Leo

"Like?"

"YOU know, the usual...us, Aries, Aqua"

"Oh okay"

Leo texted the group.

Leo: yo noobs

Leo: We are gonna play cod on airplane

Aries: okay

Aquarius: I'm down

Sagittarius: Why are we using are phones again?

Leo: ask urself lol

Aries: fk u

Aries: lol there's plane wifi

Sagittarius: oh

Aquarius: Shit I was on data

Leo: aqua moment

Aquarius: I will peg you with a wooden stick when we reach

Aries put down her phone and started the game.

"Yes gurl" said Aries

"I'm gonna win" said Virgo

"No me" said Aquarius

"Nah, I will" said Leo

The 4 of them kept arguing over who would win the entire match until Sagittarius interrupted everyone and triggered everyone.

"Guys, if we talking real stats then you all know it's me" said Sagittarius

Everyone on the plane was silent until Leo spoke up.

"Shuddafuggup" said Leo

"LOL" said Aquarius

"I bet $50 that the 5 of us are gonna get kicked off this plane" said Virgo

"I bet 1 cent" said Sagittarius

Halfway through the game, Leo was sniping Aquarius when he did a headshot on Sagittarius.

"NOOOOO, that was my kill" gasped Aries

"Oh, you wanted to kill Saggtits because he is your ex and you slept with him 2 days ago?" asked Leo

"LEO SHUT UP OR I'LL BEAT YOUR ASS" yelled Aries

Everyone on the plane looked weird at her.

"Dafuq" said Sagittarius, "Shush u little ram whore"

"Bruh shut up, there are other people on the plane" said Virgo

"Oh" said Aries

Leo continued shooting Aries and Aquarius when he suddenly got shot.

"Saggy???" said Leo

"No, it was granny...sike, it was me" said Virgo

"You killed me?"

"Told you I was good at this game"

Suddenly the game ended. Leo won and Virgo got 2nd.

"Yes hoes, I win!" said Leo

"Shut up, Leo" said Aries

Soon, an air stewardess came to the seats.

"Would you like any drinks?" she asked

"Vodka" said Leo

"Juice" said Capricorn

" w a t e r " said Pisces

"Bruh, how much are you going to say 'water'?" asked Taurus

"It's not water, it's w a t e r " said Pisces

"Oh my god, they're the same thing" said Gemini

"For once I agree with Gemini" said Capricorn

"And I want to sleep with her"

"For once I have really regretted what I said"

"lol" said Taurus

" w a t e r " said Pisces

Suddenly, the plane landed.

"YESSSSS GURLLL" said Aquarius

"VEGAS BABY" said Aries

"Guys, don't tell me you forgot where we are going" said Capricorn

"Ummm, Florida?" asked Leo

"No idiot, Hawaii" said Sagittarius

"Australia" said Aquarius

"We came from Australia, twat" said Virgo

"Guys, welcome to Rio de Janeiro" said Libra

"BRAZIL???" asked Aquarius

"Yes, honey" said Virgo

"YASSSSSSSS" said Aries, Leo, Sagittarius and Aquarius

All 4 of them cheered while Capricorn sighed at their stupidity.