Aries- "You asked us a question and she knows the answer! Why ask if you don't want to be told?"

Taurus- "'Blimey, Neville,' said Ron, 'there's a time and a place for getting a smart mouth.'

Gemini- "Lockhart'll sign anything if it stands still long enough."

Cancer- "Sunshine, daisies, butter mellow,
Turn this stupid, fat rat yellow."

Leo- "Percy wouldn't recognize a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing Dobby's tea cozy."

Virgo- "Harry, it's you that has to go on, I know it. Not me, not Hermione, you."

Libra- "Don't let the Muggles get you down!"

Scorpio- "Excuse me, are you the imprint of a departed soul?"

Sagittarius- "I forgot we'll be hunting down Voldemort in a mobile library."

Capricorn- "'Aaaaah,' said Ron, imitating Professor Trelawney's mystical whisper, 'when two Neptunes appear in the sky, it is a sure sign that a midget in glasses is being born, Harry.'"

Aquarius- "And from now on, I don't care if my tea leaves spell die, Ron, die —I'm just chucking them in the bin where they belong."

Pisces- "Hearing voices no one else can hear isn't a good sign, even in the wizarding world."