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What would the signs say on their first date?

Fire Signs 🔥
Aries: What's your problem!
Sagittarius: You look great in that outfit too bad your butt is too big!
Leo: I've been told I'm irresistible!

Water Signs 💦
Cancer: Do you want to be the mother of my children?!
Scorpio: I'll never forget this!
Pisces: Life is but a dream, lets dream together.

Air Signs 🌬
Gemini: I never said that.
Aquarius: I'll be right back after I tell the owner off for mistreating the waitress.
Libra: Should I have pasta or chicken? What do you think?

Earth Signs 🌏
Capricorn: You're not going like that!
Taurus: You're not really taking me to a fast food joint, are you?
Virgo: The music could be better, let me whistle a tune.