This isn't meant to be offensive, just funny

Aries: I hid a million dollars under the *dies*

Taurus: thanks for the going away cake, guys

Gemini: knock knock... Who's there... *dies*

Cancer: some cliché movie last words

Leo: you should see the look on your face

Virgo: I wonder how many times I've ever blinked

Libra: lol bye

Scorpio: I'M READY FOR HELL, but tell Josh Dun that I love him

Sagittarius: Wait... Am I dying?

Capricorn: finally man, this was exhausting

Aquarius: I see the light..... Wait that's hellfire

Pisces: tell my chinchilla I love him