Aries: "fight me! bitch, you wanna fight?!"

Taurus: "oh. k."

Gemini: "well fuck you"

Cancer: "wow" *cries in the corner and mentally murders you*

Leo: "lmao you don't even have good eyebrow game"

Virgo: "hey guess what? I don't care!"

Libra: "Horton hears a hoe"

Scorpio: "mhm..."

Sagittarius: "okie"

Capricorn: *eye roll*

Aquarius: "ur inferior and i don't give two shits about ur opinion"

Pisces: "well then"