Aries: the squad leader with questionable judgment

Taurus: the squad dork

Gemini: the squad heart-throb

Leo: best part of the squad tbh

Virgo: the reason the squad still exists

Libra: no one knows why or how they ended up in the squad but everyone loves them aka the potato

Scorpio: the one who has dated everyone in the squad including themselves

Sagittarius: the reason the squad is dysfunctional and funny

Capricorn: Satan

Aquarius: the silent squad member

Pisces: was kicked out for being too sarcastic