Aries: oh my god you're so dumb lol

Taurus: I only slept for five hours omg

Gemini: oh my god

Cancer: where's the food omg

Leo: omg yeah just keep feeding my ego

Virgo: hoe don't do it...omg

Libra: I'm so happy omg

Scorpio: don't touch me omg

Sagittarius: I'm so bored omg

Capricorn: omg does it look like I care

Aquarius: what am I doing omg

Pisces: I'm so tired omg