Aries: will literally fucking kill you

Taurus: *throws things*

Gemini: *screams*

Cancer: *crying*

Leo: *ranting*

Virgo: *silent treatment *

Libra: *slams door*

Scorpio: *murders you in your sleep*

Sagittarius: *storms out*

Capricorn: *gets you fired*

Aquarius: *yelling into phone*

Pisces: *stays in bed*